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coach
Nov 20, 2002, 6:51 PM
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I'll cast the first vote for Danny.
He'll make a good Norman as long as he remembers to bring his credit cards to all meetings!
Coach: Missionary to the Two Wheeled Masses
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oldandintheway
Nov 20, 2002, 6:53 PM
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*shakes the holy bliss septre*
Does young Danny understand the importance of purification of temptation?
Also, does he know any availble 40ish ladies he can introduce to M.O.B?
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coach
Nov 20, 2002, 6:55 PM
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Eric,
Wasn't that supposed to be "pure temptation"?
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dannymccracken
Nov 20, 2002, 6:56 PM
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Do you like beer? Yes! I had my first beer when I was 15, drinking in bars at 16, been drinking in pubs & bars in 30 states and 6 countries - all in the quest for beer
Would you puff, puff, pass and not bogart the bowl? No, I will not bogart the bowl. My Momma taught me to share
What is the reason you want to be a Norman?
I realize that I must become a Norman if I am to embrace my true self (but I never embrace my true self in the presence of ladies)
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wildtrail
Nov 20, 2002, 6:58 PM
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Gentlemen, gentlemen. Don't forget. Dan must answer the Three Questions of Induction prior to casting a vote.
The Holy Hit Man
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coach
Nov 20, 2002, 6:59 PM
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/whispers to Steve: As long as he doesn't bogart and has credit cards he's in as far as I'm concerned!/
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spydermonkey
Nov 20, 2002, 7:00 PM
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You Normans are all alike.
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oldandintheway
Nov 20, 2002, 7:01 PM
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*nah, we just smell that way*
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dannymccracken
Nov 20, 2002, 7:01 PM
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Oldandintheway,
Come east and I would endeavor to introduce you to Ladies in their 40's (ie; my peers)
Danny
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wildtrail
Nov 20, 2002, 7:02 PM
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Gentlemen!
We have a new Norman.
Giving great kudos to his answer of the third question, and the comment made in reference to his answer of "embracing" himself.
As the Son of Don Deigo, St. Stephen of the Bipolar Freak of Norman Faith Church, Leader of the Attention Deficite/Hyperactive Disorder Choir, and Protector of Norman Faith Bowl of Purity I cast my vote.
Aye!
Gentlemen. Please vote.
The Holy Hit Man
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coach
Nov 20, 2002, 7:02 PM
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Right at their prime!!!
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oldandintheway
Nov 20, 2002, 7:04 PM
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Hope I don't sound too picky...Do they have a pulse and can they fog a mirror Danny?
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wildtrail
Nov 20, 2002, 7:04 PM
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Well? Harry? MOB? Where's the vote?
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coach
Nov 20, 2002, 7:06 PM
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I'm originally from Florida so can I vote twice?
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spydermonkey
Nov 20, 2002, 7:08 PM
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Stupid nipples!
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wildtrail
Nov 20, 2002, 7:11 PM
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Yes. You know that already, Harry. It's all written in the Norman Faith Handbook. Harry, have you not been reading your handbook? You better have a good excuse! Or you'll have the wrath of Don when he gets back.
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dannymccracken
Nov 20, 2002, 7:11 PM
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Actually, OldandintheWay, the first lady you would need to meet is the asst. mgr. of the local climbing gym. She climbs better than me (and is 21).
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wildtrail
Nov 20, 2002, 7:13 PM
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Danny,
If you are a Norman now. You MUST refer to "oldandintheway" as either Eric, or MOB (Minister of Bliss).
You can call me Steve, St. Steve, St. Stephen (the full unedited version), or The Holy Hit Man.
"Coach" is Harry.
St. Steve
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oldandintheway
Nov 20, 2002, 7:14 PM
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AYE! *promptly wacking Danny upside the head whilst swinging the holy bliss septre*
St. Eric,
Minister of Bliss aka M.O.B., Duly Annointed Protector of Wayward Women, CFO, Purveyor of Singin Badgers, Keeper of Church Icons, Wearer of Silly Pointy Crepe Paper Wizard Hat, Patent Holder - Mantra-Matic (tm), Editor in Chief - Book of Norman, Leader of the Geez, Close Personal Friend of Norm, Official Happy Hour Bartender, Wiper of the Nose of Schekie, and Twenty Third Runner Up in the Tommy Chong Lookalike Contest.
*M.O.B. snickers quietly at Harry saying "Aye Aye"*
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wildtrail
Nov 20, 2002, 7:20 PM
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Also, Danny. When my Dad gets back (our leader), don't call him "Lord" or "God". He doesn't like that. I call him Dad, but the rest call him Don.
The Holy Hit Man
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wildtrail
Nov 20, 2002, 7:21 PM
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One last thing. You WILL be teased on a regular basis, so I am going to initiate the first "jab".
Do you have a brother named Phil?
St. Stephen
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dannymccracken
Nov 20, 2002, 7:23 PM
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Steve, Eric, Harry
I am honored to be a Norman and will proudly proclaim the faith each time I embrace myself or have a beer.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin
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oldandintheway
Nov 20, 2002, 7:27 PM
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Brothers we need a moniker, something tres cool of course, for our newest member! Quickly, load up the RMG with his resume and particulars!
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wildtrail
Nov 20, 2002, 7:29 PM
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Friar Dan, Brother of Phil, Embracer of the Private Sector of Norman.
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dannymccracken
Nov 20, 2002, 7:32 PM
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I do not have a brother named Phil (that Dad will admit to) but I have a male cousin named Julian.
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