DubbleAsiant located! The Pasture is definitely the scene. Tom is scorching the place. Onsighted his first 10+, 11- and 11 all in one day at Pistol Whipped. I got my first 10+ I think (Wounded Knee). Doing some mountain biking today. Life is good.

My abs are sore. Like really really ridiculously sore.

Good workout last night!

So C-ya finally made it to teh PD to collect shitz stolen from her rig, found tossed along side teh rode.

But before she can even looks to see teh shitz to ID it, they has to fill owt teh police report. Turns owt that teh rode we turn oft on, B****** S***** rode, even though it has teh street sign is knot on any maps. They kan't find any record ov teh rode so they kan't fill owt teh report and kan't release her gearz. So she puts me on teh phone with teh fuking tool. Took me 20 mins to finally I convince him that there really is a rode, even ifs they has know record ov it. It's a wonder anything gets dun at teh tool shed.

Anyways.... she didn't recover everything but she did gets back 6 pairs ov climbing boots, pr ov approch boots, couple harnesses, sum draws, a brand gnu rope bag(but knot teh shitty 30m werk rope), her check book & personal papers, a bunch of clothing and milk crate full ov camping/cooking gearz.

Seems like teh only shitz she didn't get back wus her phone, a short shitty rope, teh cheap DVD player & CD's and teh small duffle bag she had her clothes in.

when is CI going to tell us about teh new jorb?

Only boreing people gets bored... Still, ewe gays are boring me to tearz.

Course, maybes....

I cood tells sum stories?

Cuz alots been happening.

Just dun't noes where to start.

So C-ya finally made it to teh PD to collect shitz stolen from her rig, found tossed along side teh rode.

But before she can even looks to see teh shitz to ID it, they has to fill owt teh police report. Turns owt that teh rode we turn oft on, B****** S***** rode, even though it has teh street sign is knot on any maps. They kan't find any record ov teh rode so they kan't fill owt teh report and kan't release her gearz. So she puts me on teh phone with teh fuking tool. Took me 20 mins to finally I convince him that there really is a rode, even ifs they has know record ov it. It's a wonder anything gets dun at teh tool shed.

Anyways.... she didn't recover everything but she did gets back 6 pairs ov climbing boots, pr ov approch boots, couple harnesses, sum draws, a brand gnu rope bag(but knot teh shitty 30m werk rope), her check book & personal papers, a bunch of clothing and milk crate full ov camping/cooking gearz.

Seems like teh only shitz she didn't get back wus her phone, a short shitty rope, teh cheap DVD player & CD's and teh small duffle bag she had her clothes in.

A couple dayz ago I gets this call, sum gnu strong kid has moved to town from back east, guess he's climbed a bunch at teh Gnu, RRRA and shitz in Tenn.... Also spent sum tyme in Utah. He is part Korean and his wife is a scientist. He's been to a bunch ov teh local spots but it's knot as steep as he generally likes and hasn't met any decent partners. So I invite him owt. Nice kid, really put together, kinda makes Ronnie and Nino seem a little weke. He got on half teh roots and onsighted without any trouble everything he tried. Big Tong bout shitz his pants in rage, when he confirmed awl my ratings. heh... I told Big Tony, he just kneeds to get owt a little more.

So between laps we talked about where he has climbed and when he mentioned.... I said I knew sum people that climb there. Asked him ifs he knew Sprayhed and his short haired jumping chinchilla dribble. He looked kinda comfused. So I said Dr Paul, he's famouse in Austin, Well famouse in his own mind. Kinda likes to talk alot and lives in Ohio. Friends with Masterson. He starts to chuckle.... sprayhed. We didn't really gets into it much cuz it wus tyme to climb again, but I guess he noes ewe gays... or at least ov ewe.

So sprayhed, kin ewe guess who I'm talking about?

hey jak ... any idea where in the monumentPark you'll be climbing on saturday? might come out there.

ferk. When there is something to tell. Looks like I go full time next week. Currently drenched in sweat.

Well this sounds interesting. I got nothing. Headed to Gold Wall manana... but we got a summer spike and it's supposed to be 85 degrees! May try it till the sun is on us and then retreat to the grotto. If it's hot when we step out of the Land Hog, straight to the grotto it is.

If you're looking for some close to the rode, shady one one bee ticks, Erotic City is low hanging fruit. Overnight Sensation is a little tougher but very high quality.

Dang. Just heard from the loyerette, who just spotted the billboard. Book of Mormon, the broadway hit play by the southpark guys, is coming later this year.

I looked... the worst seats in the house are $158, and go from there to $700. Don't think I'll be making this one.

don't know if i'm headed out there, or if I even has a partner.

that is awfully pricey. I would wuntz to see that, but not at $158-$700.

ferk. When there is something to tell. Looks like I go full time next week. Currently drenched in sweat.