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snoopy138
Apr 10, 2012, 3:07 PM
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camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Well this place is hopping. Just got a text from the DA. Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy! Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard. Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing. Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl. Where is my umbrella? come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared. This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose. we could also just shoot you. Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though. cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food. You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food! Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU? This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still.... just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on. Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own. Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it! Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed? The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed. I'z NOT yore diaper changer!!!  On a similar note, jung said that his progeny peed in his own mouth the first day of his little life. Kinky muthuhfuckuh.
progeny peed in jung's mouth or peed in progeny's mouth?
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snoopy138
Apr 10, 2012, 3:09 PM
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camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: granite_grrl wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Well this place is hopping. Just got a text from the DA. Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy! Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard. Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing. Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl. Where is my umbrella? come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared. This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose. we could also just shoot you. Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though. cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food. You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food! Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU? This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still.... just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on. Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own. Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it! Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed? On the bright side I assume it's even more diffucult for gheys to adopt than it is for them to marry in the States. I think it's marginally easier? Which is weird because there is actually not a single even reasonable-sounding (i.e., non-religious) argument that could be made against the gheys getting married, whereas at least there is a wrong and refuted-by-actual-evidence argument that can be made about disadvantages of adopted kids growing up amongst the gheys. PHWEEEEETTTT!! [image]http://t1.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/32/57/64/400_F_32576450_vLMDlKqkxwC7sPdIfeypAcDVveJ60jkm.jpg[/image] To the soapbox with you!!!
it seems you were too busy with teh sope box or something to notice the impending ptftw. irregardless of what it was, thanks.
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camhead
Apr 10, 2012, 6:38 PM
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snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Well this place is hopping. Just got a text from the DA. Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy! Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard. Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing. Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl. Where is my umbrella? come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared. This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose. we could also just shoot you. Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though. cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food. You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food! Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU? This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still.... just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on. Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own. Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it! Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed? The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed. I'z NOT yore diaper changer!!! On a similar note, jung said that his progeny peed in his own mouth the first day of his little life. Kinky muthuhfuckuh. progeny peed in jung's mouth or peed in progeny's mouth?
Progeny peed in progeny's mouth. Hence the "own."
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carabiner96
Apr 10, 2012, 7:39 PM
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camhead wrote: So, a friend of a friend wanted to gym climb with me tonight. I invited him to our ultra serious garage training co-op. He's been sending me txt's like, "do they have shoe rentals?" "Do they take credit cards?" "Is it warm in there?" This can only end badly.
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snoopy138
Apr 10, 2012, 7:41 PM
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camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Well this place is hopping. Just got a text from the DA. Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy! Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard. Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing. Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl. Where is my umbrella? come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared. This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose. we could also just shoot you. Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though. cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food. You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food! Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU? This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still.... just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on. Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own. Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it! Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed? The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed. I'z NOT yore diaper changer!!! On a similar note, jung said that his progeny peed in his own mouth the first day of his little life. Kinky muthuhfuckuh. progeny peed in jung's mouth or peed in progeny's mouth? Progeny peed in progeny's mouth. Hence the "own."
yeah, I mostly just wanted to reply and snatch up that ptftw.
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tripperjm
Apr 10, 2012, 8:54 PM
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camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Well this place is hopping. Just got a text from the DA. Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy! Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard. Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing. Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl. Where is my umbrella? come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared. This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose. we could also just shoot you. Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though. cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food. You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food! Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU? This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still.... just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on. Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own. Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it! Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed? The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed. I'z NOT yore diaper changer!!! On a similar note, jung said that his progeny peed in his own mouth the first day of his little life. Kinky muthuhfuckuh.
Silly clamhed.... so young, so naive stupid. I've changed thousands ov diapiers and ewe will two... when teh babies come.
Trick is to gets gud at it and try knot to puke on teh baby when it's really foul. I cood change a shitty diaper, clean up teh ass, butter it up with teh A&D and get everything put back together in under a minute. I've been pissed on, shit on and puked on by my each ov my babies. Changed diapers on teh side ov highways, at the crag, in parking lots... just about anywhere ewe kin imagine. It's really know big deal.
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tripperjm
Apr 10, 2012, 8:57 PM
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camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: jakedatc wrote: snoopy138 wrote: should have included the part about the rest ledge in that quote. indeed. it's not a full sit down like some others but jack would still shitz his pants i believe. I am happy that i found something that is in my range to work on. not me doing the move one way i can't do it yet. there is also beta to cross to that hold that i also cannot do yet. lena's beta would have to include those shitty crimps in between  (clamhed will note that this is not a corner)  LOoks like one of those crimps is right next to the bolt? use the bolt, the world will never know.  As someone who has never been within 200 miles of that route, I can assure everyone that there is discreet tenshunz going on there.
knowthing discrete there. That cord is tuned up like a gittar string.
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tripperjm
Apr 10, 2012, 9:02 PM
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snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Well this place is hopping. Just got a text from the DA. Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy! Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard. Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing. Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl. Where is my umbrella? come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared. This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose. we could also just shoot you. Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though. cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food. You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food! Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU? This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still.... just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on. Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own. Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it! Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed? The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed. I'z NOT yore diaper changer!!! On a similar note, jung said that his progeny peed in his own mouth the first day of his little life. Kinky muthuhfuckuh. progeny peed in jung's mouth or peed in progeny's mouth?
trouble with yore reading glasses?
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granite_grrl
Apr 11, 2012, 5:29 AM
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tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Well this place is hopping. Just got a text from the DA. Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy! Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard. Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing. Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl. Where is my umbrella? come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared. This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose. we could also just shoot you. Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though. cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food. You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food! Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU? This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still.... just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on. Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own. Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it! Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed? The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed. I'z NOT yore diaper changer!!! On a similar note, jung said that his progeny peed in his own mouth the first day of his little life. Kinky muthuhfuckuh. Silly clamhed.... so young, so naive stupid. I've changed thousands ov diapiers and ewe will two... when teh babies come. Trick is to gets gud at it and try knot to puke on teh baby when it's really foul. I cood change a shitty diaper, clean up teh ass, butter it up with teh A&D and get everything put back together in under a minute. I've been pissed on, shit on and puked on by my each ov my babies. Changed diapers on teh side ov highways, at the crag, in parking lots... just about anywhere ewe kin imagine. It's really know big deal.
Baby ung had sucha big shit the night Nathan and I got to see Wendy it overflowed his diper and got onto Wendy's skirt.
That was when we made our exit.
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drivel
Apr 11, 2012, 6:29 AM
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tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Well this place is hopping. Just got a text from the DA. Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy! Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard. Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing. Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl. Where is my umbrella? come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared. This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose. we could also just shoot you. Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though. cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food. You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food! Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU? This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still.... just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on. Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own. Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it! Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed? The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed. I'z NOT yore diaper changer!!! On a similar note, jung said that his progeny peed in his own mouth the first day of his little life. Kinky muthuhfuckuh. Silly clamhed.... so young, so naive stupid. I've changed thousands ov diapiers and ewe will two... when teh babies come. Trick is to gets gud at it and try knot to puke on teh baby when it's really foul. I cood change a shitty diaper, clean up teh ass, butter it up with teh A&D and get everything put back together in under a minute. I've been pissed on, shit on and puked on by my each ov my babies. Changed diapers on teh side ov highways, at the crag, in parking lots... just about anywhere ewe kin imagine. It's really know big deal.
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lena_chita
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Apr 11, 2012, 7:15 AM
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camhead wrote: So, a friend of a friend wanted to gym climb with me tonight. I invited him to our ultra serious garage training co-op. He's been sending me txt's like, "do they have shoe rentals?" "Do they take credit cards?" "Is it warm in there?" This can only end badly.
Indeed! You might get your garage-training privileges revoked, for inviting such a gumby.
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dr_feelgood
Apr 11, 2012, 7:16 AM
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drivel wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Well this place is hopping. Just got a text from the DA. Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy! Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard. Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing. Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl. Where is my umbrella? come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared. This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose. we could also just shoot you. Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though. cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food. You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food! Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU? This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still.... just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on. Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own. Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it! Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed? The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed. I'z NOT yore diaper changer!!! On a similar note, jung said that his progeny peed in his own mouth the first day of his little life. Kinky muthuhfuckuh. Silly clamhed.... so young, so naive stupid. I've changed thousands ov diapiers and ewe will two... when teh babies come. Trick is to gets gud at it and try knot to puke on teh baby when it's really foul. I cood change a shitty diaper, clean up teh ass, butter it up with teh A&D and get everything put back together in under a minute. I've been pissed on, shit on and puked on by my each ov my babies. Changed diapers on teh side ov highways, at the crag, in parking lots... just about anywhere ewe kin imagine. It's really know big deal. there will be no babies.
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lena_chita
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Apr 11, 2012, 7:19 AM
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granite_grrl wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Well this place is hopping. Just got a text from the DA. Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy! Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard. Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing. Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl. Where is my umbrella? come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared. This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose. we could also just shoot you. Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though. cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food. You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food! Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU? This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still.... just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on. Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own. Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it! Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed? The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed. I'z NOT yore diaper changer!!! On a similar note, jung said that his progeny peed in his own mouth the first day of his little life. Kinky muthuhfuckuh. Silly clamhed.... so young, so naive stupid. I've changed thousands ov diapiers and ewe will two... when teh babies come. Trick is to gets gud at it and try knot to puke on teh baby when it's really foul. I cood change a shitty diaper, clean up teh ass, butter it up with teh A&D and get everything put back together in under a minute. I've been pissed on, shit on and puked on by my each ov my babies. Changed diapers on teh side ov highways, at the crag, in parking lots... just about anywhere ewe kin imagine. It's really know big deal. Baby ung had sucha big shit the night Nathan and I got to see Wendy it overflowed his diper and got onto Wendy's skirt. That was when we made our exit.
Remind me to tell you the poop-and-vomit story next time I see you. Best birth control for all of you not-baby-lovers out there!
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tripperjm
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granite_grrl wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Well this place is hopping. Just got a text from the DA. Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy! Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard. Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing. Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl. Where is my umbrella? come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared. This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose. we could also just shoot you. Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though. cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food. You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food! Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU? This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still.... just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on. Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own. Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it! Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed? The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed. I'z NOT yore diaper changer!!! On a similar note, jung said that his progeny peed in his own mouth the first day of his little life. Kinky muthuhfuckuh. Silly clamhed.... so young, so naive stupid. I've changed thousands ov diapiers and ewe will two... when teh babies come. Trick is to gets gud at it and try knot to puke on teh baby when it's really foul. I cood change a shitty diaper, clean up teh ass, butter it up with teh A&D and get everything put back together in under a minute. I've been pissed on, shit on and puked on by my each ov my babies. Changed diapers on teh side ov highways, at the crag, in parking lots... just about anywhere ewe kin imagine. It's really know big deal. Baby ung had sucha big shit the night Nathan and I got to see Wendy it overflowed his diper and got onto Wendy's skirt. That was when we made our exit.
Yea, I wood have bailed two... but knot before encouraging Wendy to takes teh pic first. Ewe gots to get that blackmail, whiles ewe can.
Speaking ov which... Maybes tell happy insouciant jung's teh story ov; after cleaning teh shitty ass, wiping teh A&D on teh butthole, then whiping teh excess on there lips... so teh baby doesn't get chapped lips. Heh... Gotten a lot ov millage with that won, when they became teenagers. Course, teh naked baby bathing pics have awlso proved to be entertaining.
Course, getting shit on in life.... is just what happens. Dun't noes about teh rest ov ewe gays but I have been pissed, shit or spit up on by humans, discusting eurotrash, girlfriend, cat, dog, bird, monkey, elephant, llama, camel, horse, cow and a ton ov pets like rabbit, guinnie pig, rat... probibly more but I'm kinda getting discusted rite nau, just thinking about it.
Still, getting shit on by yore infant, while discusting... iz knot that bad.
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lena_chita
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tripperjm wrote: granite_grrl wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Well this place is hopping. Just got a text from the DA. Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy! Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard. Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing. Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl. Where is my umbrella? come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared. This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose. we could also just shoot you. Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though. cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food. You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food! Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU? This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still.... just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on. Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own. Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it! Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed? The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed. I'z NOT yore diaper changer!!! On a similar note, jung said that his progeny peed in his own mouth the first day of his little life. Kinky muthuhfuckuh. Silly clamhed.... so young, so naive stupid. I've changed thousands ov diapiers and ewe will two... when teh babies come. Trick is to gets gud at it and try knot to puke on teh baby when it's really foul. I cood change a shitty diaper, clean up teh ass, butter it up with teh A&D and get everything put back together in under a minute. I've been pissed on, shit on and puked on by my each ov my babies. Changed diapers on teh side ov highways, at the crag, in parking lots... just about anywhere ewe kin imagine. It's really know big deal. Baby ung had sucha big shit the night Nathan and I got to see Wendy it overflowed his diper and got onto Wendy's skirt. That was when we made our exit. Yea, I wood have bailed two... but knot before encouraging Wendy to takes teh pic first. Ewe gots to get that blackmail, whiles ewe can. Speaking ov which... Maybes tell happy insouciant jung's teh story ov; after cleaning teh shitty ass, wiping teh A&D on teh butthole, then whiping teh excess on there lips... so teh baby doesn't get chapped lips. Heh... Gotten a lot ov millage with that won, when they became teenagers. Course, teh naked baby bathing pics have awlso proved to be entertaining. Course, getting shit on in life.... is just what happens. Dun't noes about teh rest ov ewe gays but I have been pissed, shit or spit up on by humans, discusting eurotrash, girlfriend, cat, dog, bird, monkey, elephant, llama, camel, horse, cow and a ton ov pets like rabbit, guinnie pig, rat... probibly more but I'm kinda getting discusted rite nau, just thinking about it. Still, getting shit on by yore infant, while discusting... iz knot that bad.
CAMEL? really, and ELEPHANT? Part of me wants to know, the other part is wondering if i would be better off not knowing. Oh, and just curious, what is the difference between humans and disgusting eurotrash?
All in all, I think I'll take baby poop over grown-up vomit, any day.
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drivel
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lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: granite_grrl wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Well this place is hopping. Just got a text from the DA. Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy! Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard. Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing. Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl. Where is my umbrella? come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared. This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose. we could also just shoot you. Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though. cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food. You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food! Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU? This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still.... just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on. Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own. Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it! Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed? The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed. I'z NOT yore diaper changer!!! On a similar note, jung said that his progeny peed in his own mouth the first day of his little life. Kinky muthuhfuckuh. Silly clamhed.... so young, so naive stupid. I've changed thousands ov diapiers and ewe will two... when teh babies come. Trick is to gets gud at it and try knot to puke on teh baby when it's really foul. I cood change a shitty diaper, clean up teh ass, butter it up with teh A&D and get everything put back together in under a minute. I've been pissed on, shit on and puked on by my each ov my babies. Changed diapers on teh side ov highways, at the crag, in parking lots... just about anywhere ewe kin imagine. It's really know big deal. Baby ung had sucha big shit the night Nathan and I got to see Wendy it overflowed his diper and got onto Wendy's skirt. That was when we made our exit. Yea, I wood have bailed two... but knot before encouraging Wendy to takes teh pic first. Ewe gots to get that blackmail, whiles ewe can. Speaking ov which... Maybes tell happy insouciant jung's teh story ov; after cleaning teh shitty ass, wiping teh A&D on teh butthole, then whiping teh excess on there lips... so teh baby doesn't get chapped lips. Heh... Gotten a lot ov millage with that won, when they became teenagers. Course, teh naked baby bathing pics have awlso proved to be entertaining. Course, getting shit on in life.... is just what happens. Dun't noes about teh rest ov ewe gays but I have been pissed, shit or spit up on by humans, discusting eurotrash, girlfriend, cat, dog, bird, monkey, elephant, llama, camel, horse, cow and a ton ov pets like rabbit, guinnie pig, rat... probibly more but I'm kinda getting discusted rite nau, just thinking about it. Still, getting shit on by yore infant, while discusting... iz knot that bad. CAMEL? really, and ELEPHANT? Part of me wants to know, the other part is wondering if i would be better off not knowing. Oh, and just curious, what is the difference between humans and disgusting eurotrash? All in all, I think I'll take baby poop over grown-up vomit, any day.
y'all breeders need to SHUT UP about the baby poop already.
or Imma start talking about my boring/redacted.
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drivel wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: granite_grrl wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Well this place is hopping. Just got a text from the DA. Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy! Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard. Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing. Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl. Where is my umbrella? come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared. This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose. we could also just shoot you. Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though. cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food. You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food! Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU? This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still.... just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on. Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own. Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it! Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed? The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed. I'z NOT yore diaper changer!!! On a similar note, jung said that his progeny peed in his own mouth the first day of his little life. Kinky muthuhfuckuh. Silly clamhed.... so young, so naive stupid. I've changed thousands ov diapiers and ewe will two... when teh babies come. Trick is to gets gud at it and try knot to puke on teh baby when it's really foul. I cood change a shitty diaper, clean up teh ass, butter it up with teh A&D and get everything put back together in under a minute. I've been pissed on, shit on and puked on by my each ov my babies. Changed diapers on teh side ov highways, at the crag, in parking lots... just about anywhere ewe kin imagine. It's really know big deal. Baby ung had sucha big shit the night Nathan and I got to see Wendy it overflowed his diper and got onto Wendy's skirt. That was when we made our exit. Yea, I wood have bailed two... but knot before encouraging Wendy to takes teh pic first. Ewe gots to get that blackmail, whiles ewe can. Speaking ov which... Maybes tell happy insouciant jung's teh story ov; after cleaning teh shitty ass, wiping teh A&D on teh butthole, then whiping teh excess on there lips... so teh baby doesn't get chapped lips. Heh... Gotten a lot ov millage with that won, when they became teenagers. Course, teh naked baby bathing pics have awlso proved to be entertaining. Course, getting shit on in life.... is just what happens. Dun't noes about teh rest ov ewe gays but I have been pissed, shit or spit up on by humans, discusting eurotrash, girlfriend, cat, dog, bird, monkey, elephant, llama, camel, horse, cow and a ton ov pets like rabbit, guinnie pig, rat... probibly more but I'm kinda getting discusted rite nau, just thinking about it. Still, getting shit on by yore infant, while discusting... iz knot that bad. CAMEL? really, and ELEPHANT? Part of me wants to know, the other part is wondering if i would be better off not knowing. Oh, and just curious, what is the difference between humans and disgusting eurotrash? All in all, I think I'll take baby poop over grown-up vomit, any day. y'all breeders need to SHUT UP about the baby poop already. or Imma start talking about my boring/redacted.
Speaking of boring/redacted, my favorite French-speaking tango partner is back for two weeks! And my new shoes just came in the mail yesterday!
And speaking of shoes, do you know any dancy girls who might want a pair of black satin ballroom dance shoes (Celebrity Desiree model, size 6M, classic 2.5in heel? the link here shows the white/gold version, if you scroll down. http://www.carriebs.com/CELEBRITY-2.html) Those are my old shoes, but they are too small for me now. But they have a lot of wear in them still. They can have them for a few $$, like, really a few.
I also have a pair of folk dance shoes, sort of like these, 2 in heel:http://www.alibaba.com/...olk_Dance_Shoes.html
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snoopy138
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poop and dancing. an exciting morning in teh bet.
donny, if you get out uv teh creke to read this ... watch owt. teh asiant is in moab and may be looking to double kross ewe.
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caughtinside
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snoopy138 wrote: poop and dancing. an exciting morning in teh bet. donny, if you get out uv teh creke to read this ... watch owt. teh asiant is in moab and may be looking to double kross ewe.
The 2x is what she duz.
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snoopy138
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caughtinside wrote: snoopy138 wrote: poop and dancing. an exciting morning in teh bet. donny, if you get out uv teh creke to read this ... watch owt. teh asiant is in moab and may be looking to double kross ewe. The 2x is what she duz.
it's true. she also wanted to know if ewe were their with donny or were going to be their.
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snoopy138
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caughtinside wrote: snoopy138 wrote: poop and dancing. an exciting morning in teh bet. donny, if you get out uv teh creke to read this ... watch owt. teh asiant is in moab and may be looking to double kross ewe. The 2x is what she duz.
teh PTFTW is what I duz.
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snoopy138
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whoo!
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snoopy138
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gotta protekt from ci.
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caughtinside
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snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: snoopy138 wrote: poop and dancing. an exciting morning in teh bet. donny, if you get out uv teh creke to read this ... watch owt. teh asiant is in moab and may be looking to double kross ewe. The 2x is what she duz. it's true. she also wanted to know if ewe were their with donny or were going to be their.
I am not there now. Donny is in the creek pasture. Unclear at moment whether I will be there.
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drivel
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lena_chita wrote: drivel wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: granite_grrl wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: Well this place is hopping. Just got a text from the DA. Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy! Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard. Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing. Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl. Where is my umbrella? come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared. This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose. we could also just shoot you. Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though. cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food. You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food! Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU? This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still.... just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on. Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own. Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it! Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed? The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed. I'z NOT yore diaper changer!!! On a similar note, jung said that his progeny peed in his own mouth the first day of his little life. Kinky muthuhfuckuh. Silly clamhed.... so young, so naive stupid. I've changed thousands ov diapiers and ewe will two... when teh babies come. Trick is to gets gud at it and try knot to puke on teh baby when it's really foul. I cood change a shitty diaper, clean up teh ass, butter it up with teh A&D and get everything put back together in under a minute. I've been pissed on, shit on and puked on by my each ov my babies. Changed diapers on teh side ov highways, at the crag, in parking lots... just about anywhere ewe kin imagine. It's really know big deal. Baby ung had sucha big shit the night Nathan and I got to see Wendy it overflowed his diper and got onto Wendy's skirt. That was when we made our exit. Yea, I wood have bailed two... but knot before encouraging Wendy to takes teh pic first. Ewe gots to get that blackmail, whiles ewe can. Speaking ov which... Maybes tell happy insouciant jung's teh story ov; after cleaning teh shitty ass, wiping teh A&D on teh butthole, then whiping teh excess on there lips... so teh baby doesn't get chapped lips. Heh... Gotten a lot ov millage with that won, when they became teenagers. Course, teh naked baby bathing pics have awlso proved to be entertaining. Course, getting shit on in life.... is just what happens. Dun't noes about teh rest ov ewe gays but I have been pissed, shit or spit up on by humans, discusting eurotrash, girlfriend, cat, dog, bird, monkey, elephant, llama, camel, horse, cow and a ton ov pets like rabbit, guinnie pig, rat... probibly more but I'm kinda getting discusted rite nau, just thinking about it. Still, getting shit on by yore infant, while discusting... iz knot that bad. CAMEL? really, and ELEPHANT? Part of me wants to know, the other part is wondering if i would be better off not knowing. Oh, and just curious, what is the difference between humans and disgusting eurotrash? All in all, I think I'll take baby poop over grown-up vomit, any day. y'all breeders need to SHUT UP about the baby poop already. or Imma start talking about my boring/redacted. Speaking of boring/redacted, my favorite French-speaking tango partner is back for two weeks! And my new shoes just came in the mail yesterday! And speaking of shoes, do you know any dancy girls who might want a pair of black satin ballroom dance shoes (Celebrity Desiree model, size 6M, classic 2.5in heel? the link here shows the white/gold version, if you scroll down. http://www.carriebs.com/CELEBRITY-2.html) Those are my old shoes, but they are too small for me now. But they have a lot of wear in them still. They can have them for a few $$, like, really a few. I also have a pair of folk dance shoes, sort of like these, 2 in heel: http://www.alibaba.com/...olk_Dance_Shoes.html
yours isn't boring. you can tell us all the details about mr. Hottie McEurotrash
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