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Curt why is my band so shitty? www.deemeduseless.com


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Hey Curt, are there any climbers you don't know? Will you ever brag that you know me, too? Surely I have a nicer ass than Stannard and Kerwin 8-)

Hey Curt, how long of an article do I have to write (@ 35 cents/word) to afford a bottle of Curt-worthy scotch?

Hey Curt, did you like Paradise Forks?

Hey Curt, guessing the answer to the above question, can I have your new rack now, too?

Hey Curt, does it bother you when people spell it "whiskey?"

Hey Curt, do you know why my tortoise died last weekend? Did you know that he wasn't much different dead than alive, just a little smellier?

Hey Curt, do you think I can send all the V0s on North Mountain this season?

Hey Curt, did I really make the car ride to JTree seem twice as long even though you tried to get me to shut up by feeding me Pringles but they were the yucky plain kind anyway and besides that I talk with my mouth full?

Too bad we can't give trophies in Community.

-Jay


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Dec 10, 2004, 1:35 PM
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Hey Curt, did you know that if Jay couldn't wear his glasses, he'd be legally blind? :( Does that mean without your hat, you'd be legally bald? :D


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Hey Curt, did you know that if Jay couldn't wear his glasses, he'd be legally blind? :( Does that mean without your hat, you'd be legally bald? :D

WINNER :righton:


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hewy curt, what makes a person climb stronger: a hip prAna hoody, or a t-shirt of some homo opera singer named Boticello or something like that?


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NH is cooler than UT for all of the following reasons and many more:

-Easier access to Beer and other staples of a climber's life (whatever they may be)
-Orin Hatch does not live in NH

how do you have easier access to beer? you gonna buy it for me?
who is orin hatch?

Do you really not know about beer in UT? It's called near-beer. Only 3.2% alcohol content. I can pound a six-pack and not get a buzz. (And I'm a major lightweight.)

Orin Hatch is a repressed homosexual who likes to sing cheesy patriotic duets with John Ashcroft.


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Dec 10, 2004, 2:56 PM
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hewy curt, what makes a person climb stronger: a hip prAna hoody, or a t-shirt of some homo opera singer named Boticello or something like that?

I like to leave nothing to chance, Paul. That's why I wear Prana pants and an Adrea Bocelli t shirt climbing. 8^)

Curt


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Hey Curt, did you know that if Jay couldn't wear his glasses, he'd be legally blind? :( Does that mean without your hat, you'd be legally bald? :D

Similarly, without Jay's frequent "piano wire" taut belay......

http://www.rockclimbing.com/...p.cgi?Detailed=10648


.....you would be legally climbing. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Curt


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Curt, have you really climbed with all the people you say you have?

If I imply that you haven't, will you list them all again? :P


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Curt, have you really climbed with all the people you say you have?

If I imply that you haven't, will you list them all again? :P

I can see that I should have this list prepared ahead of time--so I can merely copy-and-paste as needed. Haha.

Curt


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Hey Curt, did you know that if Jay couldn't wear his glasses, he'd be legally blind? :( Does that mean without your hat, you'd be legally bald? :D

Similarly, without Jay's frequent "piano wire" taut belay......

http://www.rockclimbing.com/...p.cgi?Detailed=10648


.....you would be legally climbing. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Curt
Back atcha, chief:

http://www.maculated.com/images/curt.jpg

I'm not the only one who rules the "stinkbug toprope" pose :lol:


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Hey Curt, did you know that if Jay couldn't wear his glasses, he'd be legally blind? :( Does that mean without your hat, you'd be legally bald? :D

Similarly, without Jay's frequent "piano wire" taut belay......

http://www.rockclimbing.com/...p.cgi?Detailed=10648


.....you would be legally climbing. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Curt
Back atcha, chief:

http://www.maculated.com/images/curt.jpg

I'm not the only one who rules the "stinkbug toprope" pose :lol:

Fair enough. That is why I rarely ever climb with a rope. You should give them up too.

Curt


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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


who's your all-time favorite climbing partner and why?


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who's your all-time favorite climbing partner and why?

By far and away, the climber I learned the most from was John Stannard. John Gill was another huge influence on my climbing carreer, but of course, that influence was more related to bouldering. As far as "favorite" goes, there are many, many climbers that I have enjoyed climbing with and continue to enjoy climbing with.

Curt


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I'd just assume not associate the words "work" or "career" with climbing, so hence no "climbing career". So to rephrase, you could say John Gill helped you with your climbing mojo.


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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


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why did you leave me all alone and lonely curt?

Yeah? You have a Q & A thread, so start A-ing you a-hole.


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why did you leave me all alone and lonely curt?

Sorry. I took a short break from the computer and went climbing today. I'm back though. :D

Curt


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Now clausti seems to have left you. Jesus, can't you guys make up your mind?

Well, while we wait for her to come back, how was your day climbing? I had a windy but fun time in Eldo on the West Ridge. You?


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why did you leave me all alone and lonely curt?

Sorry. I took a short break from the computer and went climbing today. I'm back though. :D

Curt

the nerve of this guy . . .


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Now clausti seems to have left you. Jesus, can't you guys make up your mind?

Indeed, timing is everything.

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Well, while we wait for her to come back, how was your day climbing? I had a windy but fun time in Eldo on the West Ridge. You?

Not bad at all. Probably around 65 degrees and sunny out at Oak Flat today. I did get one $^&*@#ing flapper that wouldn't stop bleeding, but other than that, it was a great day.

Curt


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