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bear829
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I'm sure that there is at least a thousand posts on this topic, but I'm really bored and too lazy to go look for them. So, what is your favourite movie quote?
Mine is:
"If I tell you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" Monty Python's Flying Circus....and so many other movies....
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pylonhead
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
- Rowdy Roddy Piper, "They Live"
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"Hey man, this is a private residence. Oh nice Marmot" The Big Lebowski
"....When Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney he is going to find the hap hap happiest bunch of assholes this side of the northpole." Christmas Vacation
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"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen".
The Rock.
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truck? what truck - raiders of the lost ark
who the, what the, what the fu*k happoned to that guys head? - dogma
the dead know only one thing, it was better to be alive - full metal jacket
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wasnt it "aboout doing their best"????? :P
it would have to be sometihng from full metal jackets course od inventive insults. or maybe "choke yourself".
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"only steers and queers come from texas"! - Full Metal Jacket ;)
"now make like a tree and le... lea.... le...... get the fuck out!" - Boondock saints
"Are you talking?" - Tommy Boy
"The Price is WRONG, bitch!" - Happy Gilmore
"'Mawage. That bwessed awangement... that dweam wifin a dweam..... '
'skip to the end!'" - Princess Bride
"'Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony. " - Monty Python's Holy Grail
ah there's too many good ones to remember.
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"You can put six packs of be....I mean soda in there" - Tommy Boy
"That's what I love about these highschool girls, I get older and they stay the same age." - Mathew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused
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"Turn down the suck, turn up the good. You got the suck cranked all the way to ten!" - Fubar
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"Beautiful big titty women don't just fall out of the sky.....Damn."
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God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.
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Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.
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I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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--"There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman". " -Zoolander
--"Oh, the humanity." -Heathers
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"i asked yous to leave" (locks the door) "now yous can't leave"
~a bronx tale
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"I don't want to talk about my sex life....or lack there of" (woman - can't remember actress or character's name)
"You mean it's been a while..." (Zoolander)
"Yes its been a while since I've had sex" (woman)
"Whats a while, a couple days? a week?" (Hansel)
"More like a couple of years" (woman)
"OHHH SNAP!! HOW DO YOU LIVE...I MEAN HOW DO YOU LIVE?" (Zoolander)
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"Scouts?" ~ Paul Newman in Slapshot.
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"No, I'm cool"
"No you're not" - Joe Dirt.
"God Dam it!, are fucking with me!!!" - Bad Santa.
"Aren't we in the nest, I...I thought we were in the nest" - Old School.
"Hey Brad, don't knock her up" - Overboard.
"We don't have any cows" - Kingpin.
So many others.
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"No I will not make out with you!" Billy Madison
"A jew here?" Robinhood Men in Tights
"Free Mahee Mahee!" BioDome
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"John Wayne's a fag. I installed two-way mirrors at his house in Brentwood and he came to the door in a dress."
-Repoman
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"Dig their hearts out with a spoon!!"
"Why a spoon?"
"Because it hurts twit!!"
"And cancel Christmas!!"
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Meaning of Life
MRS. MOORE: What do I do?
DOCTOR SPENSER: Nothing, dear. You're not qualified!
HUMPHREY: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Grim Reaper: Shut up, you American! You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up!
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In reply to: Heineken? FUK that! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!
Damn you got to it first!! haha
"My girlfriend sucked 37 Dicks"
"In a row?"
--Clerks--
"Im gonna go to my stall and milk my roomate"
-- Annie get your gun--
"do you really know where Harvard is? It's another planet, man. Another universe. Totally unlike the one we know. Filled with big blond guys who eat ivy and row boats"
--Empire Records--
"she faited--just like a woman"
--He-Man and She-Ra the movie
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"fuck it dude, let's go bowling."
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gritgirl
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Apocalypse Now:
Willard after Chef gets chased by a tiger
"Never get off the boat, absolutely, god damn right"
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"There's no such thing as a 'normal' life. There's just life. . . "
Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday, Tombstone
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"I caught you a delicious bass."
Napolean Dynamite
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In reply to: We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams,
actual quote - Arthur O'Shaughnessy
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In reply to: "I caught you a delicious bass." Napolean Dynamite
"Pedro, you got skills"
That was a fantastically riotous movie, edge!!! OMG - just thinking about it makes me "Flippn" laugh!
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In reply to: "i asked yous to leave" (locks the door) "now yous can't leave" ~a bronx tale
:righton:
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"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"
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"When people think you're dying, they listen....
....instead of waiting for their turn to speak."
---Fight Club
Andrew: "Speak for yourself."
Bender: "Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language."
---Guess!
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"Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...? "
-- Fight Club
"I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts."-- Best in Show
"Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?" -- SuperTroopers
"Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat." --Old School
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lockeyaaron
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You people are butchering great movie lines. Please, if you are going to quote do it accuratly. It would take me two days just to fix what you guys have fecked up. Yes I know I am pathetic.
Anyone besides Bear want to have a go at the movie line in that. Its in there somewhere.
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"I am like a racecar that's in the red. And all I'm saying, Jules, is it's bad to have a race car in the red."
"WELL I"M MUSHROOM CLOUD LAYING MOTHERF$%$^R, MOTHERF$%#R! I'm like Superfly TNT everytime I touch brain!!!"
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In reply to: "I am like a racecar that's in the red. And all I'm saying, Jules, is it's bad to have a race car in the red." "WELL I"M MUSHROOM CLOUD LAYING MOTHERF$%$^R, MOTHERF$%#R! I'm like Superfly TNT everytime I touch brain!!!"
"Your the one that should be on motherfucking brain detail"
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newbierockstar
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In reply to: You people are butchering great movie lines. Please, if you are going to quote do it accuratly. It would take me two days just to fix what you guys have fecked up. Yes I know I am pathetic.
Who's to say that your memory would be better than the movies' own Memorable Quotes sections on imdb?!?!? :lol:
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lockeyaaron
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I digress. "Tina, come get your dinner you fat lard."
"I spent the summer in Alaska hunting Wolverines"
"Grandma says that she wants you to leave............becuase you are ruining everyones lives and eating all the steaks."
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GUNNY: "Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we're gonna take warm showers to the wee hours of the morning, you hear me?"
---Heartbreak Ridge
Cousin Eddie: "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full."
---Christmas Vacation
"It's kind of a big titty, spread cheeky kinda thing."
---The Fisher King
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yanqui
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A conversation from Office Space:
BOB SLYDELL: Y'see, what we're trying to do here, we're just trying to get a feel for how people spend their day. So, if you would, would you just walk us through a typical day for you?
PETER: Yeah.
BOB SLYDELL: Great.
PETER: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can't see me. Uh, and after that, I just sorta space out for about an hour.
BOB PORTER: Space out?
PETER: Yeah. I just stare at my desk but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too. I'd probably, say, in a given week, I probably do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work.
BOB SLYDELL: Uh, Peter, would you be a good sport and indulge us and tell us a little more?
PETER: Let me tell you something about TPS reports...
Cut to later.
PETER: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's just that I just don't care.
BOB PORTER: Don't, don't care?
PETER: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now, if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime. So where's the motivation? And here's another thing, Bob. I have eight different bosses right now!
BOB SLYDELL: I beg your pardon?
PETER: Eight bosses.
BOB SLYDELL: Eight?
PETER: Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my real motivation - is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing my job, but y'know, Bob, it will only make someone work hard enough not to get fired.
BOB SLYDELL: Bear with me for a minute.
PETER: Ok.
BOB SLYDELL: Believe me, this is hypocritical. But what if you were offered some kind of stock option and equity sharing program?
PETER: I don't know. I guess. Listen, I'm gonna go. It's been really nice talking to you guys.
BOB SLYDELL: Absolutely. It's all on this side of the table, trust me.
PETER: Good luck with your layoffs. I hope your firings go really well.
BOB SLYDELL: Wow.
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yanqui
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A conversation from Office Space:
BOB SLYDELL: Y'see, what we're trying to do here, we're just trying to get a feel for how people spend their day. So, if you would, would you just walk us through a typical day for you?
PETER: Yeah.
BOB SLYDELL: Great.
PETER: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can't see me. Uh, and after that, I just sorta space out for about an hour.
BOB PORTER: Space out?
PETER: Yeah. I just stare at my desk but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too. I'd probably, say, in a given week, I probably do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work.
BOB SLYDELL: Uh, Peter, would you be a good sport and indulge us and tell us a little more?
PETER: Let me tell you something about TPS reports...
Cut to later.
PETER: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's just that I just don't care.
BOB PORTER: Don't, don't care?
PETER: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now, if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime. So where's the motivation? And here's another thing, Bob. I have eight different bosses right now!
BOB SLYDELL: I beg your pardon?
PETER: Eight bosses.
BOB SLYDELL: Eight?
PETER: Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my real motivation - is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing my job, but y'know, Bob, it will only make someone work hard enough not to get fired.
BOB SLYDELL: Bear with me for a minute.
PETER: Ok.
BOB SLYDELL: Believe me, this is hypocritical. But what if you were offered some kind of stock option and equity sharing program?
PETER: I don't know. I guess. Listen, I'm gonna go. It's been really nice talking to you guys.
BOB SLYDELL: Absolutely. It's all on this side of the table, trust me.
PETER: Good luck with your layoffs. I hope your firings go really well.
BOB SLYDELL: Wow.
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In reply to: I'm sure that there is at least a thousand posts on this topic, but I'm really bored and too lazy to go look for them. So, what is your favourite movie quote? Mine is: "If I tell you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" Monty Python's Flying Circus....and so many other movies....
Welll would you? :?:
"Frankly, my dear, I really don't give a dawm."
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buuuut I was going to Toshi station to pick up some power convertors-
can anyone call it?
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Just check out my signature. The best movie of all time.
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In reply to: buuuut I was going to Toshi station to pick up some power convertors- can anyone call it?
....you forgot the.... [whiney][/whiney]
(star wars)
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How much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?- Tyler Durden
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From CUBE:
You got no kids,
you got no man to fuck you,
so you go around sticking your nose up other people's assholes,
sniffing their business.
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the_pirate
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In reply to: "There's no such thing as a 'normal' life. There's just life. . . " Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday, Tombstone
That's one of my all time favorite movies there Largo. I think the best dialogue scene was between Turkey Creek Jack Johnson and Doc Holiday:
Doc, you oughta' be in bed. What the hell you doing this for anyway?
Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Hell, I got lots of friends.
I don't.
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A short one, but a good one from trainspotting.
Bigby "...and after that...the game was mine."
I'm also fond of most the monologues in that movie too...."chose life"..."colonised by wankers..." oh so good.
I also like the sequence between the Kicker, Coach and one other guy from the movie "The Replacements".
Other guy: "he's THE LEG?"
Coach: "yeah, he's wirey"
Kicker "yeah, I'm wirey..."
Kicker walks away...
Coach and Other guy: debate the Welchmans' pronounciation of wirey.
Jason
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tradman
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Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.
I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons.
Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
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In reply to: Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
And your point is....? :wink:
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"Nobody fucks with the Jesus..."
I'm also partial to Edward Norton's monologue in front of the bathroom mirror in "25th Hour".
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"EXCUSE ME while I whip this out"
Classic.
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"Garth no Marriage is a punishment for shoplifting in some countries!"
-Waynes World
"What the F-in F- F- F- F-..." "well he certianly illustrates the diversity of the word!"--Boone Dock Saints
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labrat0065
Feb 11, 2005, 9:49 PM
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hold on let me get my tool
tool, what tool? that ainta tool, thats a damn brick
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estherator
Feb 12, 2005, 7:10 PM
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"I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school!"-Fight Club
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irockclimbtoo
Feb 12, 2005, 7:13 PM
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on_sight_man
Feb 12, 2005, 11:48 PM
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Dr. Swanson: What about today, is today the worst day of your life?
Peter: Yeah
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
-- Office Space
"I feel like killing every Panda that refuses to screw to save its species"
-- Fight Club
"Isn't it awefully nice to have a Penis?"
"Oh, how frightfully witty"
Meaning of Life
"Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
"Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products."
-- Life of Brian
"It's INCONCEIVABLE!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think that word means what you think it means"
-- Princess Bride
"Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous being: Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Only slightly less well know is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
-- Princess Bride
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rockrat511
Feb 13, 2005, 12:41 AM
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In reply to: Dr. Swanson: What about today, is today the worst day of your life? Peter: Yeah Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up. -- Office Space "I feel like killing every Panda that refuses to screw to save its species" -- Fight Club "Isn't it awefully nice to have a Penis?" "Oh, how frightfully witty" Meaning of Life "Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers? "Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products." -- Life of Brian "It's INCONCEIVABLE!" "You keep using that word. I do not think that word means what you think it means" -- Princess Bride "Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous being: Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Only slightly less well know is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!" -- Princess Bride
My f'n' god I watched every one of those movies last night.
Are you stalking me??!??!@? :shock: :shock:
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