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cliffhanger9
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Feb 12, 2005, 6:52 PM
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in j_ung's thanks thread he posted a "strange" picture...

I had actually seen the picture in one of those damn chain email things so i figured I would post up to share with all...its kinda funny..

WARNING: Images may take long to load

I dont doub't that this group could come up with a mirroring one for men..
in the meantime...
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Why women live longer than men
(A photo contest)

The following photos show conclusively why it is that women tend to live longer than men.
Scroll down to see all the entries.

#7
("Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?")
http://img.photobucket.com/...anger9/jackstand.jpg

#6
(Necessity is the mother of invention...
but sometimes Necessity should use birth control!)
http://img.photobucket.com/...kliftForklifting.jpg

#5
("And to think...... those wimps at the power company
use straps and cleats to get up this high!")
http://img.photobucket.com/.../ladderInBackhoe.jpg

#4
(I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.)
http://img.photobucket.com/...er9/forkliftBomb.jpg

#3
("Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear
for such a small chlorine gas leak...")
http://img.photobucket.com/.../chlorineGasLeak.jpg

#2
(Step 1: Remove shoes. Step 2: Place metal ladder in water.
Step 3: Begin using power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.)
http://img.photobucket.com/...ladderPowerTools.jpg

And the winner is...
(How drunk do you have to be before
this starts looking like a good idea?)

http://img.photobucket.com/...adderTruckLights.jpg

onbelay_osu

Feb 12, 2005, 7:18 PM
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very valid points.....

and the sad thing i have done something to that relavence at least once!

sevrdhed

Feb 12, 2005, 7:27 PM
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This made my day :lol:

tattooed_climber

Feb 12, 2005, 8:07 PM
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gahHH!awesome....i guess i have to pay a visit to google right now! :D

tattooed_climber

Feb 12, 2005, 8:17 PM
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Classic!
http://www.jaxmovies.com/press_images/croch.jpg
reason why steve's wife will out live him.......

flying_dutchman

Feb 12, 2005, 9:37 PM
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It's all the womens fault. Notice the lack of female presence in all of those pictures, they keep guys from doing stupid things.

I love pic#6, that's pure genius. Though i wouldn't advise riding the airborne forklift. And there's nothing wrong with being creative with ladders :D

dennyg

Feb 12, 2005, 9:51 PM
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Good point... Girl !
But...A man got to do, what a man got to do~
:)

dirtineye

Feb 13, 2005, 1:04 AM
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I don't get it. What are they doing wrong? Well, except for the guy who tired to strap the rocket to his loader. On the back next time dummy!

dontfall

Feb 13, 2005, 2:57 AM
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very valid points.....

and the sad thing i have done something to that relavence at least once!

I second that.....The fork lift looks awfully familiar.

Along with the alligator. Except I would piss off my dog when she was eating and try to take her food away.

polarwid

Feb 13, 2005, 4:23 AM
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I don't get it. What are they doing wrong? Well, except for the guy who tired to strap the rocket to his loader. On the back next time dummy!

Thats a BOMB on that forklift, not a rocket...DUMMY :roll:

On the BOTTOM next time dummy...

dirtineye

Feb 13, 2005, 5:11 AM
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I don't get it. What are they doing wrong? Well, except for the guy who tired to strap the rocket to his loader. On the back next time dummy!

Thats a BOMB on that forklift, not a rocket...DUMMY :roll:

On the BOTTOM next time dummy...

Bomb, rocket, they both make a loud noise and a big flash, what's the difference? Why'd they fire him, anyway?

onbelay_osu

Feb 13, 2005, 6:57 AM
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never will learn will we

http://reliability-magazine.com/pub/dumb%20@%23$.jpg

coldclimb

Feb 13, 2005, 7:28 AM
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Oh dear........... This from here.

http://www.pa56.org/images/Idiot2.jpg

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This picture is real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken last week in Waldorf, MD by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went and bought a camera to take pictures. The car is still running as can be witnessed by the exhaust. A woman is either asleep or otherwise out in the front seat passenger side. The guy driving it was over jogging up and down on Rt. 925 in the background. The witnesses said their physical state was OTHER than normal and the police just shook their heads in amazement. The driver finally came back after the police were there and was getting down at the back of the car to cut the twine around the load. They told him to get back until it was taken off. The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they had the customer sign a waiver! Both back tires are trashed. The back shocks were driven up through the floorboard. In the back seat were 10 bags, 80 lbs. each of concrete. On the roof are many 2X4s, 4X4s and sheets of OSB. They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs. The car is a VW Jetta with FL plates and the guy said he was headed for Annapolis. It staggers the imagination

cliffhanger9
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Feb 13, 2005, 7:30 AM
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http://www.inet-link.com/downloads/dumbass.jpg

cliffhanger9
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http://www.taproot.com/Bike.mpeg

jakedatc

Feb 13, 2005, 2:22 PM
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In reply to:

http://www.taproot.com/Bike.mpeg

http://www.norope.com/...ml/emoticons/dab.gif

http://www.norope.com/...ticons/stretcher.gif

onbelay_osu

Feb 13, 2005, 4:51 PM
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OHHHHHHHH SHIT :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

do i feel bad about laughing?

blowboarder

Feb 13, 2005, 5:10 PM
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Wow, he's so lucky his feet weren't stuck to the pedals in some manner.

Anybody remember the video with Dan Osman throwing the 360 off the big boulder on his bmx bike? Classic.

The rad part is that after eating total shit, he gets up and stomps it.

I think he spelled "fear" a little different than the rest of us.

kunzie

Feb 14, 2005, 12:23 AM
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I keep watching that video again and again, thinking that maybe, the next time, he'll land it (and secretly hoping he won't)

tattooed_climber

Feb 14, 2005, 12:35 AM
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http://www.taproot.com/Bike.mpeg

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

johnson6102002

Feb 14, 2005, 1:18 AM
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omg that has go tto hurt

flying_dutchman

Feb 14, 2005, 1:54 AM
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no prob, girls dig scars right?

Well, er, bet his whole fuckin face was shredded... hahahaha and i thought skateboarders grinding stair rails and sacking themselves were the biggest idiots.

flying_dutchman

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no prob, girls dig scars right?

Well, er, bet his whole fuckin face was shredded... hahahaha and i thought skateboarders grinding stair rails and sacking themselves were the biggest idiots.

yanqui

Feb 14, 2005, 2:39 PM
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Maybe I'm an evil bastard, but I ain't laughed so hard since I signed up at this dump.

A few more of these:

One skateboarder who won't be reproducing:
http://www.linienmc.dk/...ateboard%20Crash.mpg

Move car before jumping off roof:
http://www.linienmc.dk/...%20roof%20skiing.mpg

Whoa:
http://www.linienmc.dk/...%20Gymnast%20(6).mpg

yanqui

Feb 14, 2005, 2:40 PM
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Maybe I'm an evil bastard, but I ain't laughed so hard since I signed up at this dump.

A few more of these:

One skateboarder who won't be reproducing:
http://www.linienmc.dk/...ateboard%20Crash.mpg

Move car before jumping off roof:
http://www.linienmc.dk/...%20roof%20skiing.mpg

Woah:
http://www.linienmc.dk/...%20Gymnast%20(6).mpg

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