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timstich
Mar 8, 2005, 2:42 PM
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In reply to: Men really are pigs...
Speak for yourselves, all you Swine.
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blowboarder
Mar 8, 2005, 2:50 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Men really are pigs... Speak for yourselves, all you Swine.
Denial, not just a river.
Don't worry, admitting it won't start to help the problem, it's ingrained in our beings.
It will however, when admitted to women, do wonders for the amount of action you get. They're used to men lying to them, so when you proudly announce "I'm a pig and I'd fuck you, your sister, and your brother's wife at the same time given the chance.", they're so shocked to hear a man admit his true feelings that they are forced to look at you differently, even if what you just said disgusts them to their core.
It works, try it.
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joshj
Mar 8, 2005, 2:56 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Men really are pigs... Speak for yourselves, all you Swine.
Sorry... I guess I should say "Most men really are pigs". Although, I have yet to meet a man (single, dating, or married) that has never glanced at a girl's (or guy's... for those who go to a different church than I) ass, never had a "damn, she's (or he's) so hot" kinda thought, has never had a wandering eye on the beach, or has never lusted after someone. It is those thoughts (no matter how innocent) that make us "pigs" in women's eyes. Do they do the same thing? Of course they do... look at the "Men of RC.com" thread and the many "Ab Muscle" threads out there.
As I stated before, I have never considered stepping out on my wife. I love my family very much. But, I am a realist. There are people out there that I could be attracted to other than my wife. Does that automatically mean I would cheat if given the chance? No. It just depends on how committed you are and how willing you are to try to get away with things.
So for all you out there that have found your one and only on your first date and have never had thoughts/glances otherwise... I apologize. You are NOT a pig. ;-)
josh
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tradman
Mar 8, 2005, 3:07 PM
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Ah, thoughtcrime.
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blowboarder
Mar 8, 2005, 3:26 PM
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In reply to: So for all you out there that have found your one and only on your first date and have never had thoughts/glances otherwise... I apologize. You are NOT a pig. ;-) josh
And I would like to say to those same people that Josh is apologizing to:
YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT!!!
Live in your fantasy world of purity of goodness if you want to, it doens't matter to me. But one day you'll have to face the reality that an evil demon resides inside you and it wants to fuck everything that moves, create war, eat too much, and kick puppies.
The longer you wait the harder it will be to deal with.
Voila, Jeffrey Dalhmer.
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8flood8
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BB its a good thing you found a message board to express your inner child. Now i can live vicariously through you AND the internet
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onbelay_osu
Mar 8, 2005, 6:12 PM
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from pics of miniskirts to potential online hookups to one of the best RC soaps of all time to the BB and joshj highjack where will this end?
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joshj
Mar 8, 2005, 6:14 PM
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:lol:
ok ok... it ends....
Here. :D
joshj
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philbox
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Mar 8, 2005, 10:07 PM
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No it doesn`t, this thread will live forever, forever I say (maniacle gleam in Phils eye as he shuffles off dragging club foot behind and closes door).
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climbsomething
Mar 8, 2005, 11:30 PM
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In reply to: Do they do the same thing? Of course they do... look at the "Men of RC.com" thread and the many "Ab Muscle" threads out there.
POST UP!!!!!!!!!!11
[violet]oink oink oink[/violet]
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kachoong
Mar 8, 2005, 11:48 PM
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In reply to: When we blow loads, there's 100's of thousands of little people creators flying about, whose whole purpose for existence is to impregnate whatever is impregnatable. |
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macherry
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In reply to: In reply to: Do they do the same thing? Of course they do... look at the "Men of RC.com" thread and the many "Ab Muscle" threads out there. Ab muscle thread? I've missed those. Seen the back threads, but I do believe an ab thread would be hotter. Bonus points for board shorts sagging off the hipbones. POST UP!!!!!!!!!!11 [violet]oink oink oink[/violet]
i'm so for the board shorts sagging off the hipbones!
pics please!
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blondgecko
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Mar 9, 2005, 12:54 AM
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100's of thousands? Try hundreds of millions! Your average man could re-populate mainland China with three ejaculations - and would love to give it a try. :twisted:
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kachoong
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In reply to: 100's of thousands? Try hundreds of millions! Your average man could re-populate mainland China with three ejaculations - and would love to give it a try. :twisted: |
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timstich
Mar 9, 2005, 1:08 AM
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Hunter S. Thompson speaks of the Generation of Swine, the 80s. It includes women.
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kachoong
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1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007 ....year of the pig....
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jammer
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Damn ... we have to wait 2 more years for it to be OUR year!
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slablizard
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Coito
Ergo sum.
In reply to: 100's of thousands? Try hundreds of millions! Your average man could re-populate mainland China with three ejaculations - and would love to give it a try. :twisted: |
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timstich
Mar 9, 2005, 1:40 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: Men really are pigs... Speak for yourselves, all you Swine. Denial, not just a river.
I've actually been on de Nile...
in de faluka.
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coylec
Mar 9, 2005, 1:50 AM
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In reply to: Ah, thoughtcrime. :lol:
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climbsomething
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In reply to: 1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007 ....year of the pig.... |
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kachoong
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In reply to: In reply to: 1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007 ....year of the pig.... I have to wait 2 years to see "f--- me" lines? Booooooo. |
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timstich
Mar 9, 2005, 2:06 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: 1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007 ....year of the pig.... I have to wait 2 years to see "f--- me" lines? Booooooo.
Well, we could start a new thread of the Cheesiest pick-up line evah.
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8flood8
Mar 9, 2005, 2:15 AM
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i believe it goes something like this....
In reply to: That would look good on the floor next to my bed. :twisted:
this thread has come full circle, should it go beyond this page, hell's gates will open
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wideguy
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How about pics of the "Bud Muscle" That I won't make you wait two years for. :lol:
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