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mother_sheep
Mar 10, 2005, 2:51 PM
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Here's your chance to come out of the closet.
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Mar 10, 2005, 2:52 PM
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hum let's think about this...
you want me to post to an online forum something random that I DON'T want anyone to know??!??
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mother_sheep
Mar 10, 2005, 2:53 PM
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yeah
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tgreene
Mar 10, 2005, 2:53 PM
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If we're all sheep, and you're the MOTHER SHEEP, then you automatically become a M.I.L.F. :twisted:
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mother_sheep
Mar 10, 2005, 2:54 PM
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In reply to: If we're all sheep, and you're the MOTHER SHEEP, then you automatically become a M.I.L.F. :twisted:
No, that just means I'm yo mamma!
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mother_sheep
Mar 10, 2005, 2:55 PM
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In reply to: Here's your chance to come out of the closet.
I'll go first.
Right now, I have really bad gas and I hope no one will walk into my office for the next minute or so. They always do.
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dlintz
Mar 10, 2005, 3:04 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Here's your chance to come out of the closet. I'll go first. Right now, I have really bad gas and I hope no one will walk into my office for the next minute or so. They always do.
Sharing is so cathartic........so is farting.
d.
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mother_sheep
Mar 10, 2005, 3:08 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: Here's your chance to come out of the closet. I'll go first. Right now, I have really bad gas and I hope no one will walk into my office for the next minute or so. They always do. Sharing is so cathartic........so is farting. d.
Yeah, that stinks.
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mccarthykm
Mar 10, 2005, 3:16 PM
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speaking of stuff that sinks....... I've been wearing the same pair of socks for three days, and I hope nobody walks into my office cause I've got my shoes off.
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elvislegs
Mar 10, 2005, 3:18 PM
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i really am weary.
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usmc_2tothetop
Mar 10, 2005, 3:40 PM
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I hate it when I get acne on my shoulders. :roll:
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bear829
Mar 10, 2005, 3:48 PM
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Something I don't want people to know about me. Lets see.......Oh...wait you will make fun of me for that one. Okay, I can't watch scary movies because I get nightmares really bad. And even worse than that is if I watch movies that have clowns in it, that's just really bad. Talk about nightmares. But "It" is okay. He doesn't scare me, go figure.
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bumblie
Mar 10, 2005, 4:04 PM
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I get some serious dingleberries from mountainbiking.
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blueeyedclimber
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In reply to: I get some serious dingleberries from mountainbiking.
OK bumblile, got to ask. HOW?
Oh, and I have really long nose hairs that wonderwoman keeps pointing out.
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onbelay_osu
Mar 10, 2005, 4:13 PM
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I have the smelliest feet in the world....
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lordjim
Mar 10, 2005, 4:25 PM
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Reading Stephen King right before bed gives me some f*ck3d up dreams. Some nightmares, some just really strange. You'd think I'd learn after the 12th time or so but nooooooo.
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far_east_climber
Mar 10, 2005, 5:05 PM
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I once had a dream that felt so real where I thought I could hear my parents being murdered. I woke up and swore I could here and see footsteps/voices in the doorway but I still couldn't distinguish whether I was dreaming or not. I pushed my giant cupboard against the door to stop anyone from getting in and waited till the footsteps left... I don't know how long that lasted for and I don't even know if that wasn't actually just part of the dream but it was all over once my dad knocked on the door...
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rendog
Mar 11, 2005, 4:01 AM
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In reply to: I have the smelliest feet in the world....
I've got you beat...don't ask me how i know, but i know i"ve got you beat.
I shit my pants once trying to push out a fart
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kachoong
Mar 11, 2005, 4:08 AM
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....when I was young I used to be able to put both my feet behind my head, but it was difficult to undo.... one time two sixth graders picked me up and put me in the rubbish bin and I was stuck there for ages before I was noticed.... I'm not a revengeful person (usually) but I got them back by putting dog crap on their bicycle seats.... fuckers :twisted: ....I never did it again....
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mccarthykm
Mar 11, 2005, 2:02 PM
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In reply to: I s--- my pants once trying to push out a fart
me too, maybe we could be poo pals!
on my 21st b-day, "aparently" I tried to take a crap in a sewer next to the Mississippi River and wipe with an old moldy news paper much to the disgust of the numerous onlookers.
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maculated
Mar 11, 2005, 4:22 PM
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I have a weird gift of being able to tell if a couple will be getting married or not.
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mother_sheep
Mar 11, 2005, 4:23 PM
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In reply to: ....when I was young I used to be able to put both my feet behind my head, but it was difficult to undo.... one time two sixth graders picked me up and put me in the rubbish bin and I was stuck there for ages before I was noticed.... I'm not a revengeful person (usually) but I got them back by putting dog crap on their bicycle seats.... f--- :twisted: ....I never did it again....
Something like your hidden talent made my sister the most popular girl in our high school.
If she saw this sh'd kill me!!! :lol:
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usmc_2tothetop
Mar 11, 2005, 5:53 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: ....when I was young I used to be able to put both my feet behind my head, but it was difficult to undo.... one time two sixth graders picked me up and put me in the rubbish bin and I was stuck there for ages before I was noticed.... I'm not a revengeful person (usually) but I got them back by putting dog crap on their bicycle seats.... f--- :twisted: ....I never did it again.... Something like your hidden talent made my sister the most popular girl in our high school. If she saw this sh'd kill me!!! :lol:
:shock: oh my fucking god.
....is this a family thing
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mother_sheep
Mar 11, 2005, 6:07 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: ....when I was young I used to be able to put both my feet behind my head, but it was difficult to undo.... one time two sixth graders picked me up and put me in the rubbish bin and I was stuck there for ages before I was noticed.... I'm not a revengeful person (usually) but I got them back by putting dog crap on their bicycle seats.... f--- :twisted: ....I never did it again.... Something like your hidden talent made my sister the most popular girl in our high school. If she saw this sh'd kill me!!! :lol: :shock: oh my f---ing god. ....is this a family thing
No but I have other talents. . .
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joshj
Mar 11, 2005, 6:45 PM
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ok, ok... I know I'm getting old...
The doctor asked me today to start taking Metamucil to raise my HDL levels :oops:
No long car trips for me. :lol:
josh
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