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taualum23
Mar 10, 2005, 4:27 PM
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Come on, I know you all have some good ones.
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wideguy
Mar 10, 2005, 4:35 PM
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Q: What'd the woman on the beach say to MJ? A: Hey you, get out of my son! Problem is they're all gonna be old.
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bear829
Mar 10, 2005, 4:52 PM
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Written on a sign in Neverland....(a cartoony character with his arm out by his hips) You must be this tall to ride Michael.
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bill
Mar 10, 2005, 4:55 PM
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Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart ? He heard boys pants were 50% off
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mccarthykm
Mar 10, 2005, 5:00 PM
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not exactly a Michael Jackons joke but I'll use his name instead of "pedophile" Joke: Micheal Jackson and an 8 year old boy are walking through the woods late one night. The boy looks up a Micheal and says "Hey Micheal, these woods are kinda scarry" Michael looks down at the boy and says "Your scared......... kid I have to walk outta here alone!!"
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onbelay_osu
Mar 10, 2005, 6:42 PM
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In reply to: not exactly a Michael Jackons joke but I'll use his name instead of "pedophile" Joke: Micheal Jackson and an 8 year old boy are walking through the woods late one night. The boy looks up a Micheal and says "Hey Micheal, these woods are kinda scarry" Michael looks down at the boy and says "Your scared......... kid I have to walk outta here alone!!" :shock: :shock: :shock: Q. What is worse than Michael Jackson putting your kids to bed? A. Ian Huntley bathing them. :righton:
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arrettinator
Mar 10, 2005, 7:28 PM
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A little Pennsylvania joke. What's Michael Jackson's favorite town. DuBois (pronounced Do Boys)
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tgreene
Mar 10, 2005, 7:32 PM
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What's black & white and comes in little white cans..? Michael Jackson
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zmehl
Mar 10, 2005, 7:44 PM
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Better when said out loud: Knock Knock Who's There? Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue Who? Michael Jackson
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yak
Mar 11, 2005, 8:14 AM
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NEWS FLASH They have just found Michael jackson,three months after tsunami bobbing up and down on a boy!
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estherator
Mar 12, 2005, 7:41 PM
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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Michael Jackson f***s little boys.
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alvchen
Mar 13, 2005, 8:18 AM
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What's the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson? One is made of plastic and bad for kids and the other is used for holding produce.
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angry
Mar 13, 2005, 4:18 PM
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What is brown and is found in little boys' underwear You know the answer.
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curt
Mar 13, 2005, 5:08 PM
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Q: When is it time to leave the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand reaches the little hand. Curt
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rjtrials
Mar 14, 2005, 4:25 AM
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Q: What is the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? A: Acne waits until you are twelve to come on your face.
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wjca
Mar 14, 2005, 2:55 PM
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That's just wrong, funny, but wrong. Here's an oldie but a goodie: The name of the new Michael Jackson and Elton John duet.... Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me.
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