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Michael Jackson Jokes!!!!!!!!!
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Come on, I know you all have some good ones.


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Q: What'd the woman on the beach say to MJ?

A: Hey you, get out of my son!

Problem is they're all gonna be old.


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Written on a sign in Neverland....(a cartoony character with his arm out by his hips)

You must be this tall to ride Michael.


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Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart ?




He heard boys pants were 50% off


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not exactly a Michael Jackons joke but I'll use his name instead of "pedophile"


Joke:

Micheal Jackson and an 8 year old boy are walking through the woods late one night.

The boy looks up a Micheal and says "Hey Micheal, these woods are kinda scarry"

Michael looks down at the boy and says "Your scared......... kid I have to walk outta here alone!!"


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not exactly a Michael Jackons joke but I'll use his name instead of "pedophile"


Joke:

Micheal Jackson and an 8 year old boy are walking through the woods late one night.

The boy looks up a Micheal and says "Hey Micheal, these woods are kinda scarry"

Michael looks down at the boy and says "Your scared......... kid I have to walk outta here alone!!"

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Q. What is worse than Michael Jackson putting your kids to bed?
A. Ian Huntley bathing them. :righton:


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A little Pennsylvania joke.


What's Michael Jackson's favorite town.























































DuBois (pronounced Do Boys)


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What's black & white and comes in little white cans..?



Michael Jackson


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Better when said out loud:

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Little Boy Blue

Little Boy Blue Who?

Michael Jackson


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NEWS FLASH
They have just found Michael jackson,three months after tsunami bobbing up and down on a boy!


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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?








Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Michael Jackson f***s little boys.


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What's the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson?







One is made of plastic and bad for kids and the other is used for holding produce.


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What is brown and is found in little boys' underwear


You know the answer.


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Q: When is it time to leave the Neverland Ranch?


A: When the big hand reaches the little hand.

Curt


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Q: What is the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?



A: Acne waits until you are twelve to come on your face.


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That's just wrong, funny, but wrong.


Here's an oldie but a goodie:

The name of the new Michael Jackson and Elton John duet....





Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me.


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