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zozo
Jun 9, 2006, 6:28 PM
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I was looking at some routes on Rincon that looked fun as hell, but they are way out of my trad leading ability. Beer is on me if anyone is interested in putting them up for me.
hard 10 to 12a (I may not be able to pull the 12a off, but it looked like a killer little crack)
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killclimbz
Jun 9, 2006, 8:08 PM
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I need an enema. Seriously I haven't crapped in a week. I am a little broke right now, does anyone have an old kit I could use???
I tried calling roto rooter but they don't clear up that sort of "plumbing"...
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mushroomcloud_2
Jun 9, 2006, 8:13 PM
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[brown]OMG - I NEED SOME TOILET PAPER!
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I'm in the third stall of the woman's bathroom at the Memphis airport! People in Memphis are really mean! Can someone please call maintenence? I'll buy you a beer when I get back from Detroilet.
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angry
Jun 9, 2006, 8:23 PM
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You cannot find a ropegun.
When the time is right, the ropegun will find you.
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mankyanchor
Jun 9, 2006, 8:30 PM
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help i need a knife. i have a ball gag stuck to my face and its tied to tight to get it off.
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zozo
Jun 9, 2006, 8:33 PM
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In reply to: [brown]OMG - I NEED SOME TOILET PAPER! [/brown] I'm in the third stall of the woman's bathroom at the Memphis airport! People in Memphis are really mean! Can someone please call maintenence? I'll buy you a beer when I get back from Detroilet.
You mock my thread and then you want me to bail you out of your unfortunate toilet paper situation? Ballsy!!:)
I think I will let you sit there awhile........
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killclimbz
Jun 9, 2006, 8:35 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: [brown]OMG - I NEED SOME TOILET PAPER! [/brown] I'm in the third stall of the woman's bathroom at the Memphis airport! People in Memphis are really mean! Can someone please call maintenence? I'll buy you a beer when I get back from Detroilet. You mock my thread and then you want me to bail you out of your unfortunate toilet paper situation? Ballsy!!:) I think I will let you sit there awhile........
How about an enema kit? Slightly used is ok...
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micahisaac
Jun 9, 2006, 8:38 PM
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COME ON ZOZO! "ropegun" is our safe word, I thought it was special
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mushroomcloud_2
Jun 9, 2006, 8:40 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: [brown]OMG - I NEED SOME TOILET PAPER! [/brown] I'm in the third stall of the woman's bathroom at the Memphis airport! People in Memphis are really mean! Can someone please call maintenence? I'll buy you a beer when I get back from Detroilet. You mock my thread and then you want me to bail you out of your unfortunate toilet paper situation? Ballsy!!:) I think I will let you sit there awhile........ How about an enema kit? Slightly used is ok...
Thanks Gary - you're a good friend.....I'll take it.
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bobd1953
Jun 9, 2006, 8:40 PM
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Dave...I be your ropegun...for a price??
What 12a crack you talking about...racoon soup??
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saxfiend
Jun 9, 2006, 8:46 PM
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In reply to: You cannot find a ropegun.
JL
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killclimbz
Jun 9, 2006, 8:46 PM
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In reply to: Dave...I be your ropegun...for a price?? What 12a crack you talking about...racoon soup??
Watch out zozo. He'll make you wear his "special" suit and then force you to clean his house with a feather duster...
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zozo
Jun 9, 2006, 8:59 PM
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In reply to: Dave...I be your ropegun...for a price?? What 12a crack you talking about...racoon soup??
No Wendego. And these were some of the other ones I was talking about.
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zozo
Jun 9, 2006, 9:01 PM
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In reply to: help i need a knife. i have a ball gag stuck to my face and its tied to tight to get it off.
Knife wont do you any good when your hogtied...... or so Ive heard.
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killclimbz
Jun 9, 2006, 9:09 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: help i need a knife. i have a ball gag stuck to my face and its tied to tight to get it off. Knife wont do you any good when your hogtied...... or so Ive heard.
Yeah, mankyanchor is at bob's house right now. He wanted a ropegun too...
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mushroomcloud_2
Jun 9, 2006, 9:18 PM
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[brown]******* THANK YOU *******
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I owe a HUGE thanks to whoever from Colorado called maintenance. Beers are on me!
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shorty
Jun 9, 2006, 9:30 PM
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In reply to: [brown]OMG - I NEED SOME TOILET PAPER! [/brown] I'm in the third stall of the woman's bathroom at the Memphis airport! People in Memphis are really mean! Can someone please call maintenence? I'll buy you a beer when I get back from Detroilet.
1) Why are you surfing the web from the porcelain throne in an airport? I realize being connected is much easier these days with public wifi, but jeepers, I still consider certain places almost sacred for personal privacy. (My favorite things to do when someone is talking on a cell phone in a public john is make certain the other party knows the guy is in the john. There are a number of sounds which are unmistakable over a phone.)
2) Maybe it's just me, but I always search for T.P. before getting down to business. I figure it would be pretty challenging to wipe with a laptop. Furthermore, the cleanup might be just a tad difficult to explain to our IT guys.
3) This really puts new meaning to "laptop".
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killclimbz
Jun 9, 2006, 9:31 PM
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In reply to: [brown]******* THANK YOU ******* [/brown] I owe a HUGE thanks to whoever from Colorado called maintenance. Beers are on me!
Sounds like you got that stride in your step back...
http://i2.photobucket.com/...imbz/Dancinnurse.gif
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curt
Jun 10, 2006, 4:06 AM
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Dave...Wendego is not a crack.
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climbsomething
Jun 10, 2006, 4:32 AM
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Take Bob up on his offer. He's safe, good conversation, has great technique that you can learn a lot from, and might I add, he's devastatingly handsome.
(Do I get free guiding for life now, Bob? :mrgreen: )
No, really. Go with Bobby D. Good climbing awaits those who hang with Bob.
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