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spydermonkey
Aug 29, 2002, 8:22 PM
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Just a topic that the gals on RC.com can rebutle with against "Are weman objects." Just for fun, so girls have at it. Trash us all you want, and have fun. And guys, try to defend your dignity, politely.
This should be a good discusion.
spyder
I'm not a traitor guys.
The title is by fiend. hahahahaha
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fiend
Aug 29, 2002, 8:27 PM
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non-gender specific
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spydermonkey
Aug 29, 2002, 8:28 PM
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?????? Its for the girls more than the guys. Is there a better way of asking the question you think?
spyder
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fiend
Aug 29, 2002, 8:31 PM
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"Guy bitchfest for the girlies" might be a better title
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spydermonkey
Aug 29, 2002, 8:34 PM
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I like.
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fiend
Aug 29, 2002, 8:39 PM
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Flame on sisters!
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howitzer
Aug 29, 2002, 8:44 PM
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OK, I'll bite Since I got so hot-headed about the "women as objects" crap. But I'll use the words of some others to help me here...
"Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks."
-Laura Swenson
"To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man."
-Golda Meir
"There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature."
-Stephen Stills
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cass
Aug 29, 2002, 8:53 PM
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Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the s--- out of you.
Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like.....Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like.....Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped
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pushfurther
Aug 29, 2002, 8:56 PM
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i for one, am sick of being objectified.
so what if wasn't born with the body of a greek god? why should i go out and try to get in shape? women should love me for who i am on the inside, as that is what matters.
women are pigs. always whistling at me for wearing revealing clothing..
its soooo degrading.
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iridesantacruz
Aug 29, 2002, 9:05 PM
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lol......
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spydermonkey
Aug 29, 2002, 9:11 PM
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WOW cass!!!!
I have a feeling that you have some bitterness towards the opposite sex. Perhaps, one offended you once?!?
J/K
Those are funny, lets have more. Girls are smart and have many funny things to say that consern us men.
Keep'm comen!
spyder
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cass
Aug 29, 2002, 9:24 PM
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Quote:I have a feeling that you have some bitterness towards the opposite sex. Perhaps, one offended you once?!?
nope spyder
someone e-mailed it to me lask week - you asked for it so...
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spydermonkey
Aug 29, 2002, 9:26 PM
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Cool, its funny.
spyder
Good job.
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coach
Aug 29, 2002, 9:39 PM
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Abi,
My wife has a sign that says that saying about a woman has to be twice as good as a man to get the same recognition. It goes on to say "Fortunately that's not hard".
When I saw it I first thought that I had been insulted but now I know that I was!
Climb On
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climberchic
Aug 29, 2002, 10:22 PM
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Ok, I'll bite too. Awesome stuff, Cass!
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
~Linda Ellerbee
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
~Carrie Snow
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
~Erma Bombeck
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
~Rhonda Hansome
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
~Charlotte Whitton
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
~Erica Jong
I think---therefore I'm single.
~Lizz Winstead-
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
~Elayne Boosler
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
~Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man--if you want anything done, ask a woman.
~Margaret Thatcher
I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.
~Marie Corelli
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
~Zsa Zsa Gabor~
Spyder you are one cool brother! I am so excited to meet you at the AZ gathering!
~Erica
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Aug 30, 2002, 12:01 AM
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LOL!!
Well i think we asked for it though, thanks spyder Though i do have to admit thats some pretty good material you gals have pulled out.
Later,
Pride
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spydermonkey
Aug 30, 2002, 12:30 AM
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Erica~your awsome!!!
I love the one about a tie the best.
I'm spliting at the seems! Ouchhh!!!(whew)
spyder
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Aug 30, 2002, 2:35 AM
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OMYGODDESS!!!!
Erica!!!!
ROFLMAO!!
~T
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Aug 30, 2002, 2:46 AM
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Quote:If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
~Linda Ellerbee
Erica, you kick ass
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pinnaclechick
Aug 30, 2002, 12:27 PM
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her,love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.
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pinnaclechick
Aug 30, 2002, 12:35 PM
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The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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Last one, I promise..
TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND (WIFE):
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
7 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said you weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hair-do
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed,the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
TO MY DEAR BOYFRIEND (HUSBAND):
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't c--
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in THE BALLS
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball,playing video games etc. on TV.
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was,"Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
Hee hee, ok I'm done.
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This is pretty funny...one right back atcha!
Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of your cat.
6. Sunday = Sports
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
8. Women wearing wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
9. You have too many shoes.
10. Crying is blackmail.
11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point-blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
14. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers.
15. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible as evidence.
16. If you don't dress like Vicyotia's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
17. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of those ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
18. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
19. Let us oogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are.
20. Nothing says, "I love you," like sex.
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pinnaclechick
Aug 30, 2002, 1:20 PM
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Pthbbbbtt.. cute.
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You all are too funny. Pinnacle, your a riot. Thats gotta be one of the funniest stories I have ever heard!
Girls your great, keep'm comen!!!
spyder
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