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oldrnotboldr


Nov 22, 2006, 7:45 AM
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Republican? Democrat? or redneck?
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>>>>Here is a little test that will help you decide. Found this a Canadian bulletin board.

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor, or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing!
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:
BANG!

Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....( sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click ...

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You are not taking that to the taxidermist ...


overlord


Nov 22, 2006, 12:11 PM
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last time i hear this it was a black man... i guess the times have changed.

now the suspect 'fleeing the scene of the crime' will be wearing a towel and have a strange accent.


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Nov 28, 2006, 7:29 AM
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I'm somewhere between a Republican and a redneck. It'd be BANG BANG BANG until he falls... no taxidermy though.

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collegekid


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Individual.


tatertot


Dec 4, 2006, 6:18 PM
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well what if we are a southern democrat. question "will the sound of this gun shot hurt the ears of my kids and wife" oh well. BANG.

there now im neutral.


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I'm a mess... I always thought I was a 'conservative' Athiest, imagine that. Crazy

But then I took this test, ans saw that I was a Centrist, but leaning towards conservative:
http://www.rockclimbing.com/...um.cgi?post=1471437;


yanqui


Dec 5, 2006, 4:39 AM
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Based on clear emprical evidence, the answers given by the original poster are entirely false. The correct answers are as follows.

Democrats answer:

Shoot the terrorist, but then try to end terrorism by understanding and dealing with the root causes of terrorism.

Republican answer:

Shoot the terrorist and then try to end terrorism by waging war and invading foreign countries to spread peace and Democracy.

Redneck answer:
Nuke every fucking islamic towel head on the planet.


(This post was edited by yanqui on Dec 6, 2006, 8:11 AM)


tatertot


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yay nukes


frankzappa


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We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing!
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

Regarding the above quote: What is a paint or paint day??


amazon


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I'm somewhere between a Republican and a redneck. It'd be BANG BANG BANG until he falls... no taxidermy though.

I am an Independent/ Democrat leaning since so few Republicans ever make it past the primary without the blessing of the Right Wing and Religeous Wrong....and I prefer my Ruger .44 Mag....IT scares the terroist to death and he gets no virgins.


(This post was edited by amazon on Dec 16, 2006, 12:39 PM)


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