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ifly


Dec 19, 2006, 9:34 PM
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In a recent letter from an Army Ranger in Iraq. . .

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The army pisses me off some times. We never have enough glow plugs to power the thingys coming off the front of our trucks witch protect us from IEDs that have Infrared triggers. But there is always plenty off ice cream in the chow hall for the fat ass pigs and the latest issue of playboy in the PX. everything uses the same supply line. Now why do we have so much of the shit we dont need and none of the stuff we NEED

Seriously! WTF people?Mad


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Ice cream and Playboys are soooo under appreciated. Unsure


ifly


Dec 20, 2006, 7:26 AM
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Ice cream and Playboys are soooo under appreciated

. . .so is the value of your life - if that's how you feel.


Partner sevrdhed


Dec 20, 2006, 10:14 AM
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Not true. Life is nothing more than the enjoyment of ice cream and playboys.


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sevrdhed wrote:
Not true. Life is nothing more than the enjoyment of ice cream and playboys.
Not true. Life is nothing more than the enjoyment of ice cream by playboys.

Sheesh, get your priorities straight.


reno


Dec 20, 2006, 1:10 PM
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traddad wrote:
sevrdhed wrote:
Not true. Life is nothing more than the enjoyment of ice cream and playboys.
Not true. Life is nothing more than the enjoyment of ice cream by playboys.

There's nothing better in life than the enjoyment of ice cream by Playmates.


zip_ty


Dec 20, 2006, 3:30 PM
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There's nothing better in life than the enjoyment of ice cream by Playmates

Ice cream on playmates?


devils_advocate


Dec 20, 2006, 4:16 PM
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I have to agree with zip that I would rather eat my ice cream off of a playmate than be spoon fed by one.



Let them have their tar tar sauce [/Mr. Burns]


ifly


Dec 20, 2006, 6:28 PM
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Oh boys...I think you fail to see the point. Or rather, you choose not to see it...
If you do not have the gear you need to keep you alive, you will not be there to lick the playmate clean Unimpressed

I'm not trying to take away these boys' icecream or Playboys...I'm asking what's the point in having them if they don't even have the equipment to make it "home" after each mission.
Or would you boys rather just get blown up?

The intellect in thise room is overwhelmingUnimpressed

I call bull shit. Yank the fucking icecream, if need be, and get these men what they needCrazy

...but what do I know, I don't have a penisUnimpressedLaugh


marvinz


Dec 20, 2006, 11:38 PM
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Mmmmmmmm ..... ice creeeeam and playmates.

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wjca


Dec 21, 2006, 6:40 AM
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ifly wrote:
Oh boys...I think you fail to see the point. Or rather, you choose not to see it...
If you do not have the gear you need to keep you alive, you will not be there to lick the playmate clean Unimpressed

I'm not trying to take away these boys' icecream or Playboys...I'm asking what's the point in having them if they don't even have the equipment to make it "home" after each mission.
Or would you boys rather just get blown up?

The intellect in thise room is overwhelmingUnimpressed

I call bull shit. Yank the fucking icecream, if need be, and get these men what they needCrazy

...but what do I know, I don't have a penisUnimpressedLaugh


While I agree that having the proper equipment to keep them alive is of paramount importance, don't discount the things that make them feel somewhat normal after spending the day getting shot at. Morale is a strange thing, and I imagine that something so simple as a bowl of ice cream in the desert after a harrowing day of near death experiences would go a long way to help keep it up. And the Playboys obviously are there to keep up "morale" also.


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Dec 21, 2006, 7:46 AM
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in a recent letter to ifly from his girlfriend....

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dearest....while you may think that tool of yours is adequate...please keep in mind that I am the receiver of your minimal advances and require a more substantial offering. Male enhancement products are NOT the answer, I need an immediate and substantial increase in your equipment. Little blue pills are nice but not taking care of the problem. Please send me the proper tool or I fear that this current conflict will end in a sudden withdrawal.

Affectionately yours


D. Rumsfeld


snoangel


Dec 21, 2006, 9:29 AM
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Ahem, I'm pretty sure ifly is a girl.


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