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carabiner96
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dr_feelgood wrote: dlintz wrote: carabiner96 wrote: Fuck you d_lintz. If I pull her hair with my right hand, what the hell am I gonna do then? Poke her with my stump? That's like being punched by a fucking bunny! Stump?!! What the hell are you talking about? What did I miss? Explain yo'self! d. she's only got one bloody hand... well.. i don;t think her one hand was ever bloody... but whatever... timne to stop typing...
It was only bloody once...
It was dark and the wolves came out of no where, one latching right on to my left hand. Panicing about being outnumbered by the 5 wild beasts, I spit in their eyes and began to tear out the fur in their genital region.
Oh how they howled, but did I give up? Nay! I kicked and fought, and slowly beat back all but the one on my hand.
"Oh, you must really want it then, huh, bitch?" I shouted.
"Mmmm-hmmm."
Then the last wolf chomped down hard and ran off with my hand. Swallowed the thing whole. So naturally I ran after it, and kicked it to the ground. I ripped open its stomach with my bare hand, glistening with wolf blood in the moonlight.
I finally found my hand in the large intestine, but at this point I thought that it would be so damn cool to have a fake arm that had different tools I could screw on and off. So I left my hand on the bloody carcass, and logged on to Rc.com.
***The above may or may not be all or partially true or untrue.
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dlintz
Mar 9, 2007, 5:49 AM
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carabiner96 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dlintz wrote: carabiner96 wrote: Fuck you d_lintz. If I pull her hair with my right hand, what the hell am I gonna do then? Poke her with my stump? That's like being punched by a fucking bunny! Stump?!! What the hell are you talking about? What did I miss? Explain yo'self! d. she's only got one bloody hand... well.. i don;t think her one hand was ever bloody... but whatever... timne to stop typing... It was only bloody once... It was dark and the wolves came out of no where, one latching right on to my left hand. Panicing about being outnumbered by the 5 wild beasts, I spit in their eyes and began to tear out the fur in their genital region. Oh how they howled, but did I give up? Nay! I kicked and fought, and slowly beat back all but the one on my hand. "Oh, you must really want it then, huh, bitch?" I shouted. "Mmmm-hmmm." Then the last wolf chomped down hard and ran off with my hand. Swallowed the thing whole. So naturally I ran after it, and kicked it to the ground. I ripped open its stomach with my bare hand, glistening with wolf blood in the moonlight. I finally found my hand in the large intestine, but at this point I thought that it would be so damn cool to have a fake arm that had different tools I could screw on and off. So I left my hand on the bloody carcass, and logged on to Rc.com. ***The above may or may not be all or partially true or untrue.
True or untrue I think I just shat myself...
yep, I did.
d.
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girl_lostInVA
Mar 9, 2007, 5:49 AM
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In reply to: shit as much as i'd love to be there when this degrades into jello wrestling, i've got to wake up in 5 hours.... Someone PM me the risque videos and pictures that i am bound to miss by being such a fuckin buster....
none for you...NO SOUP FOR YOU
I have to be awake in about 5 hrs too...
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nightlion
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Can i have some soup??
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dlintz
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girl_lostInVA wrote: In reply to: shit as much as i'd love to be there when this degrades into jello wrestling, i've got to wake up in 5 hours.... Someone PM me the risque videos and pictures that i am bound to miss by being such a fuckin buster.... none for you...NO SOUP FOR YOU I have to be awake in about 5 hrs too...
1000 bonus points for Seinfeld reference. Biner.....better step up.
d.
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carabiner96
Mar 9, 2007, 5:54 AM
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dlintz wrote: girl_lostInVA wrote: In reply to: shit as much as i'd love to be there when this degrades into jello wrestling, i've got to wake up in 5 hours.... Someone PM me the risque videos and pictures that i am bound to miss by being such a fuckin buster.... none for you...NO SOUP FOR YOU I have to be awake in about 5 hrs too... 1000 bonus points for Seinfeld reference. Biner.....better step up. d.
I got that kid to agree to sleep on the FUTON OF DOOM. My work is done here.
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nightlion
Mar 9, 2007, 5:56 AM
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carabiner96 wrote: dlintz wrote: girl_lostInVA wrote: In reply to: shit as much as i'd love to be there when this degrades into jello wrestling, i've got to wake up in 5 hours.... Someone PM me the risque videos and pictures that i am bound to miss by being such a fuckin buster.... none for you...NO SOUP FOR YOU I have to be awake in about 5 hrs too... 1000 bonus points for Seinfeld reference. Biner.....better step up. d. I got that kid to agree to sleep on the FUTON OF DOOM. My work is done here.
Oh, come on. It was a simple mistake. It was never called the "futon of doom" then. And besides I said it would take lots of beer.
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girl_lostInVA
Mar 9, 2007, 5:57 AM
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dlintz wrote: 1000 bonus points for Seinfeld reference. Biner.....better step up. d.
I get 1000 points just for a Seinfeld ref....wow...that's easy I hate to think what I get for...hmmmmm
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climbs4fun
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Mar 9, 2007, 5:58 AM
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ok, who let the noob in to tell me what I can talk about? I need serious help. argghhhhhh. So screwed. Another beer please
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girl_lostInVA
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climbs4fun wrote: ok, who let the noob in to tell me what I can talk about? I need serious help. argghhhhhh. So screwed. Another beer please
ME...I let the noob in...ME
that's who
and if you need trig help...I could help but only if you're nice but...I'm not feeling nice
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carabiner96
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dlintz wrote: 1000 bonus points for Seinfeld reference. Biner.....better step up. d.
I like porn, but only when I'm watching my own work.
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climbs4fun
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girl_lostInVA wrote: climbs4fun wrote: ok, who let the noob in to tell me what I can talk about? I need serious help. argghhhhhh. So screwed. Another beer please ME...I let the noob in...ME that's who and if you need trig help...I could help but only if you're nice but...I'm not feeling nice
Eh, it's hopeless anyway. I'm too old to learn this shit.
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dlintz
Mar 9, 2007, 6:05 AM
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girl_lostInVA wrote: climbs4fun wrote: ok, who let the noob in to tell me what I can talk about? I need serious help. argghhhhhh. So screwed. Another beer please ME...I let the noob in...ME that's who and if you need trig help...I could help but only if you're nice but...I'm not feeling nice
Sweet Jesus, is this a 3-way catfight?
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climbs4fun
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Mar 9, 2007, 6:06 AM
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dlintz wrote: girl_lostInVA wrote: climbs4fun wrote: ok, who let the noob in to tell me what I can talk about? I need serious help. argghhhhhh. So screwed. Another beer please ME...I let the noob in...ME that's who and if you need trig help...I could help but only if you're nice but...I'm not feeling nice Sweet Jesus, is this a 3-way catfight? d.
I'm too old and too tired to catfight. I gave up that kind crap in my 20's. Let the young ladies carry on with that stuffs.
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girl_lostInVA
Mar 9, 2007, 6:07 AM
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dlintz wrote: Sweet Jesus, is this a 3-way catfight? d.
a baby pool filled with chocolate pudding makes the best 'mud' wrestling catfight 
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nightlion
Mar 9, 2007, 6:09 AM
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I volunteer to be the ref.
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dlintz
Mar 9, 2007, 6:10 AM
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carabiner96 wrote: dlintz wrote: 1000 bonus points for Seinfeld reference. Biner.....better step up. d. I like porn, but only when I'm watching my own work.
Noted (with approval). As much as I'd love to award bonus points for this I'm gonna let the other judges have a say in this too.
d.
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brent_e
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dlintz wrote: carabiner96 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: dlintz wrote: carabiner96 wrote: Fuck you d_lintz. If I pull her hair with my right hand, what the hell am I gonna do then? Poke her with my stump? That's like being punched by a fucking bunny! Stump?!! What the hell are you talking about? What did I miss? Explain yo'self! d. she's only got one bloody hand... well.. i don;t think her one hand was ever bloody... but whatever... timne to stop typing... It was only bloody once... It was dark and the wolves came out of no where, one latching right on to my left hand. Panicing about being outnumbered by the 5 wild beasts, I spit in their eyes and began to tear out the fur in their genital region. Oh how they howled, but did I give up? Nay! I kicked and fought, and slowly beat back all but the one on my hand. "Oh, you must really want it then, huh, bitch?" I shouted. "Mmmm-hmmm." Then the last wolf chomped down hard and ran off with my hand. Swallowed the thing whole. So naturally I ran after it, and kicked it to the ground. I ripped open its stomach with my bare hand, glistening with wolf blood in the moonlight. I finally found my hand in the large intestine, but at this point I thought that it would be so damn cool to have a fake arm that had different tools I could screw on and off. So I left my hand on the bloody carcass, and logged on to Rc.com. ***The above may or may not be all or partially true or untrue. True or untrue I think I just shat myself... yep, I did. d.
Biner, i got an idea for your fund raising.
do a depends commercial.
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dlintz
Mar 9, 2007, 6:12 AM
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climbs4fun wrote: dlintz wrote: girl_lostInVA wrote: climbs4fun wrote: ok, who let the noob in to tell me what I can talk about? I need serious help. argghhhhhh. So screwed. Another beer please ME...I let the noob in...ME that's who and if you need trig help...I could help but only if you're nice but...I'm not feeling nice Sweet Jesus, is this a 3-way catfight? d. I'm too old and too tired to catfight. I gave up that kind crap in my 20's. Let the young ladies carry on with that stuffs.
Unless you've turned to a life of aid climbing you're definitely not too old. 
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girl_lostInVA
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dlintz wrote: carabiner96 wrote: dlintz wrote: 1000 bonus points for Seinfeld reference. Biner.....better step up. d. I like porn, but only when I'm watching my own work. Noted (with approval). As much as I'd love to award bonus points for this I'm gonna let the other judges have a say in this too. d.
I watch any porn that isn't brokback mountian style porn...ahhhh those two men were so good before they violated eachother...now AHHHHH horrible
must keep thinking girl on girl...girl on girl to erace the images from my head
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nightlion
Mar 9, 2007, 6:15 AM
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girl_lostInVA wrote: dlintz wrote: carabiner96 wrote: dlintz wrote: 1000 bonus points for Seinfeld reference. Biner.....better step up. d. I like porn, but only when I'm watching my own work. Noted (with approval). As much as I'd love to award bonus points for this I'm gonna let the other judges have a say in this too. d. I watch any porn that isn't brokback mountian style porn...ahhhh those two men were so good before they violated eachother...now AHHHHH horrible must keep thinking girl on girl...girl on girl to erace the images from my head
another 1000 points awarded
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carabiner96
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girl_lostInVA wrote: dlintz wrote: carabiner96 wrote: dlintz wrote: 1000 bonus points for Seinfeld reference. Biner.....better step up. d. I like porn, but only when I'm watching my own work. Noted (with approval). As much as I'd love to award bonus points for this I'm gonna let the other judges have a say in this too. d. I watch any porn that isn't brokback mountian style porn...ahhhh those two men were so good before they violated eachother...now AHHHHH horrible must keep thinking girl on girl...girl on girl to erace the images from my head
yeah, brokeback would have been much better had the gay sex not been so goddam angry! He must have two assholes now!
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girl_lostInVA
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In reply to: yeah, brokeback would have been much better had the gay sex not been so goddam angry! He must have two assholes now!
Brokeback would have been ACCEPTABLE if it had been at BEST limited to just a guy kissing a guy and nothing more....NO gay sex...no actualy gay porn....none....no no no...I didn't need to see the guys do that thank you ahahhahahahaha
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