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Poll: Farting in the Gym
Perfectly acceptable	27 / 51%
Only if they are on Belay (can’t move away or hold nose)	19 / 36%
Never acceptable. (Innocent civilians in the gym)	4 / 8%
N\A My gym has policy against this.	3 / 6%
53 total votes

freezorburn

Apr 15, 2010, 1:27 PM
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Is it an acceptable practice to walk by and crop dust your friend in the gym? Or must you seize the opportunity for revenge another time?

jager824

Apr 15, 2010, 1:55 PM
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get 'em!

angry

Apr 15, 2010, 2:12 PM
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I run an outdoor gym, so let er fly.

For an indoor gym, I find it best to start the rippage around the second bolt and continue to the top. If I'm afraid I'll trail it down, I'll hang and check out moves on the routes for a minute to allow it to properly filter.

angry

Apr 15, 2010, 2:17 PM
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Forgot to add, there is an annoying and strong kid at the gym who never shuts up. I frequently tackle him and vent. This is called mentoring I believe.

ConverseClimber

Apr 15, 2010, 2:43 PM
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it doesnt matter where i fart in the gym cause if im climbing my farts will sink Laugh

dingus

Apr 15, 2010, 2:48 PM
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freezorburn wrote:

crop dust your friend in the gym?

LOL! I hadn't heard it put quite that way before.

Yes, perfectly acceptable, unless babeage is nearby of course.

Some innocent bystanders aren't so innocent, but better safe then sorry!

DMT

rubber_man

Apr 15, 2010, 3:22 PM
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It is perfectly acceptable, if they're on belay, it's a bonus. Laugh

patmay81

Apr 15, 2010, 3:23 PM
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dingus wrote:

freezorburn wrote:

crop dust your friend in the gym?

Yes, perfectly acceptable, unless babeage is nearby of course.
DMT

I held one for two hours due to babeage once, not recommended. I say let it fly, if she comes back (or doesn't run away) she's a keeper!

dingus

Apr 15, 2010, 3:29 PM
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patmay81 wrote:

if she comes back (or doesn't run away) she's a keeper!

I dunno about that!

DMT

freezorburn

Apr 15, 2010, 3:41 PM
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angry wrote:

I frequently tackle him and vent. This is called mentoring I believe.

Wow, That is really tough Love.

xtrmecat

Apr 15, 2010, 4:27 PM
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freezorburn wrote:

angry wrote:

I frequently tackle him and vent. This is called mentoring I believe.

Wow, That is really tough Love.

pfft. I thought that title of mentoring was one given by the reciever, and not self proclaimed. That would seem more like educating to me.

Bob

wonderwoman

Apr 15, 2010, 6:06 PM
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ConverseClimber wrote:

it doesnt matter where i fart in the gym cause if im climbing my farts will sink Laugh

No. That's pooping in the gym, not farting in the gym.

climb4free

Apr 15, 2010, 6:15 PM
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angry wrote:

Forgot to add, there is an annoying and strong kid at the gym who never shuts up. I frequently tackle him and vent. This is called mentoring I believe.

Thanks for the visual and the laugh. I needed it today!!!

hafilax

Apr 15, 2010, 7:08 PM
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I've let more that one loud one go straining in the bouldering cave.

ConverseClimber

Apr 15, 2010, 7:20 PM
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lol NO! for some reason my farts are more dense than air therefore they sink haha

dingus

Apr 15, 2010, 9:11 PM
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wonderwoman wrote:

ConverseClimber wrote:

it doesnt matter where i fart in the gym cause if im climbing my farts will sink Laugh

No. That's pooping in the gym, not farting in the gym.

Good that SOMEONE finally told him! I hope Suprasport doesn't workout in that gym... or the chipmunk is going to be one upped!

DMT

(This post was edited by dingus on Apr 15, 2010, 9:12 PM)

davidnn5

Apr 15, 2010, 11:03 PM
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Has anyone here ever climbed at a gym that didn't stink to start with anyway?

rubber_man

Apr 15, 2010, 11:10 PM
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davidnn5 wrote:

Has anyone here ever climbed at a gym that didn't stink to start with anyway?

No. But, there is a difference between sweaty feet with b.o. and fart stink.

macblaze

Apr 16, 2010, 1:13 AM
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patmay81 wrote:

dingus wrote:

freezorburn wrote:

crop dust your friend in the gym?

Yes, perfectly acceptable, unless babeage is nearby of course.
DMT

I held one for two hours due to babeage once, not recommended. I say let it fly, if she comes back (or doesn't run away) she's a keeper!

Or in more formal terms:

If you love some one,
Let the farts fly.
If they come back they're yours;
if they don't they never were...
-Richard Bark

pmedic73

Apr 17, 2010, 7:09 AM
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All I have to add to that one is watch exactly who you are crop dusting!! Remember that your belayer holds YOUR life in THEIR hands. If their hands have to come off that rope to hold their nose, you could be totally screwed and the only moves you'll be busting are going to be when you hit the floor!

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