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airscape
Aug 13, 2010, 1:23 PM
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I don't watch movies too often, and I decided to watch this one... By the snotplugs in the nostrils of Hades, what a pile of shit. THe training of the main character: Swords and everything: Training < 5 seconds = Master swordsman and everything. (Karate kid would have been a 30 second add break if they pulled that shit.) They fight giant scorpions and that looks very similar to the scorpion scene in transfromers just without guns. Then some stupid crap with the bitch with snakes. Then some more stupid crap. Then Hades gets all powerfull and comes to earth dressed as a butterfly. Then with his butterfly power he makes some bats (Batterflies?) Then they fly around with horses and bats, which looks like a scene from LOTR just without guns. THen the main monster, it takes half an hour for this redemtion of a crap move to get out of the water, then it does absolutely nothing and gets killed just like that. WTF? They battled a scorpion for 43 hours, but the main monster takes 2 seconds and didn't even fight back. THen Butterfly Hades comes and says he can't be killed and 0.005 seconds later he does get killed. I would rather watch Indiana Jones and the skulls again...
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traddad
Aug 13, 2010, 1:47 PM
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You watched this? Jeebus, get a Job/Life/Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Drink/Stereo. Sheesh. Signed: Your Life Coach.
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airscape
Aug 13, 2010, 1:55 PM
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[thumbs]Thanks coach [/thumbs] I hardly ever watch movies. Unfortunately I decided to watch this one though. Not entirely by choice, but what the heck.
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traddad
Aug 13, 2010, 1:56 PM
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airscape wrote: [thumbs]Thanks coach [/thumbs] I hardly ever watch movies. Unfortunately I decided to watch this one though. Not entirely by choice, but what the heck. Glad I could help. That'll be $50.
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airscape
Aug 13, 2010, 2:01 PM
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traddad wrote: airscape wrote: [thumbs]Thanks coach [/thumbs] I hardly ever watch movies. Unfortunately I decided to watch this one though. Not entirely by choice, but what the heck. Glad I could help. That'll be $50. I will fax you a cheque
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airscape
Aug 13, 2010, 2:27 PM
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Cool man! You have a border collie?
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airscape
Aug 13, 2010, 2:28 PM
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I love border collies, they fetch like no other dog!
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airscape
Aug 13, 2010, 2:33 PM
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My dog though does not do fetch. He loves tug of war! Luca:
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airscape
Aug 13, 2010, 2:40 PM
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But alas, that is an old picture. I must really take some new photos of my dogs.
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traddad
Aug 13, 2010, 3:07 PM
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Beautiful pooch. AmStaf? My boy is a murderous fetch player. He's 1/2 Labrador Retriever so he gets it double. I work him 7 days a week with a Chuckit. I even had to modify it so I could throw the ball farther.
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airscape
Aug 13, 2010, 3:21 PM
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Staffordshire bullterrier. Best dog on earth IMO. I love collies though, I've always wanted one. Awesome dog! I've not seen a collie lab mix before. I like it.
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wideguy
Aug 13, 2010, 3:28 PM
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I had high hopes for Clash when i saw the previews... but when it cam out the reviews were so unanimously bad I decided not to spend the money. My friend who manages the theater said he had more people walk out of opening night than he can remember for just about any movie. So sad
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kriso9tails
Aug 13, 2010, 4:43 PM
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I have a soft spot for the original. I thought maybe they'd do something interesting with this new version. In retrospect, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
In reply to: Then some more stupid crap. That was the best part of the movie.
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carabiner96
Aug 14, 2010, 12:24 AM
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The thing that saved the movie for me? The hawtness that is Sam Worthington, my future second husband.
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airscape
Aug 14, 2010, 7:46 AM
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carabiner96 wrote: The thing that saved the movie for me? The hawtness that is Sam Worthington, my future second husband. If he is as good in bed as he was in that movie, you are pretty much... ummm ... not screwed.
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