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JTguides
Mar 22, 2011, 7:01 PM
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Howdy everyone,
Seth Zaharias and Sabra Purdy cordially invite you to come party your ass off at the grand opening of our new climbing guide service, Cliffhanger Guides, April 1st at the Sethspool.
We will have a whale of a good time with a full open bar, Climbers Olympics and Feats of Strength, Mythical Beasts, 2 live bands, your pals "the Cactus Pricks" and "East Coast Carwash."
Celebrate Markus Jolilff's Birthday!
We encourage everyone to bring camping gear and plan to bivy on our 5 acres of desert paradise.
We hope to see you there!
For more information, see our website http://www.cliffhangerguides.com
or find us on Facebook at Cliffhanger Guides, Directions are posted!
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enigma
Mar 23, 2011, 2:03 AM
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JTguides wrote: Howdy everyone, Seth Zaharias and Sabra Purdy cordially invite you to come party your ass off at the grand opening of our new climbing guide service, Cliffhanger Guides, April 1st at the Sethspool. We will have a whale of a good time with a full open bar, Climbers Olympics and Feats of Strength, Mythical Beasts, 2 live bands, your pals "the Cactus Pricks" and "East Coast Carwash." Celebrate Markus Jolilff's Birthday! We encourage everyone to bring camping gear and plan to bivy on our 5 acres of desert paradise. We hope to see you there! For more information, see our website http://www.cliffhangerguides.com or find us on Facebook at Cliffhanger Guides, Directions are posted!
Sounds almost too good to be true, what's the catch?
Is this truly altrustic or is it a way to get clients?
Is this an April Fools joke? 
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JTguides
Mar 23, 2011, 2:23 PM
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No Joke, Enigma!
We just have a lot to celebrate and we like to do it in big style.
We like to throw a really big party about every other year and we've got the perfect place (and neighbors) to do it. This year our excuse is opening our new business and Markus Joliff's birthday. It's really selfish because we want to see all our friends and have a great party. I doubt we will get any business directly from this event, but it might get people talking, and that's always a good thing.
Hope to see you there!
Sabra
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jt512
Mar 23, 2011, 7:12 PM
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JTguides wrote: Cliffhanger Guides
Not sure that's a name I'd pick for a guide service.
Jay
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JTguides
Mar 23, 2011, 7:35 PM
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All in good fun, Jay.
Stallone is a hero around here.
Hope to see you at the party.
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ubu
Mar 24, 2011, 12:49 AM
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JTguides wrote: No Joke, Enigma! We just have a lot to celebrate and we like to do it in big style. We like to throw a really big party about every other year and we've got the perfect place (and neighbors) to do it. This year our excuse is opening our new business and Markus Joliff's birthday. It's really selfish because we want to see all our friends and have a great party. I doubt we will get any business directly from this event, but it might get people talking, and that's always a good thing. Hope to see you there! Sabra
Be careful what you wish for.
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enigma
Mar 24, 2011, 5:23 AM
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ubu wrote: JTguides wrote: No Joke, Enigma! We just have a lot to celebrate and we like to do it in big style. We like to throw a really big party about every other year and we've got the perfect place (and neighbors) to do it. This year our excuse is opening our new business and Markus Joliff's birthday. It's really selfish because we want to see all our friends and have a great party. I doubt we will get any business directly from this event, but it might get people talking, and that's always a good thing. Hope to see you there! Sabra Be careful what you wish for.
Hey . Ubu why don't you get a big pot full of those Maryland Crabs and brown paper for the tables. Some hammers. and old bay seasoning , and then bring them along to the fiesta.
I lived in Maryland for over a year , great fish and seafood.
Seems like your profile doesn't show any climbing so you can be the cook/server .
Can't wait. do you also make maryland crab cakes from scratch?
Maybe these climbing guides will give you a free climbing lesson if you bring the food.
Maybe not,.
Have you ever climbed?
If you look like Ashton Kutcher you could dress up like he did in the movie " The Spread".
Might get you some attention.
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ubu
Mar 24, 2011, 12:22 PM
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enigma wrote: ubu wrote: JTguides wrote: No Joke, Enigma! We just have a lot to celebrate and we like to do it in big style. We like to throw a really big party about every other year and we've got the perfect place (and neighbors) to do it. This year our excuse is opening our new business and Markus Joliff's birthday. It's really selfish because we want to see all our friends and have a great party. I doubt we will get any business directly from this event, but it might get people talking, and that's always a good thing. Hope to see you there! Sabra Be careful what you wish for. Hey . Ubu why don't you get a big pot full of those Maryland Crabs and brown paper for the tables. Some hammers. and old bay seasoning , and then bring them along to the fiesta. I lived in Maryland for over a year , great fish and seafood. Seems like your profile doesn't show any climbing so you can be the cook/server . Can't wait. do you also make maryland crab cakes from scratch? Maybe these climbing guides will give you a free climbing lesson if you bring the food. Maybe not,. Have you ever climbed? If you look like Ashton Kutcher you could dress up like he did in the movie " The Spread". Might get you some attention.
Maybe if I keep pushing your buttons, you'll threaten another lawsuit? That'll be fun.
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enigma
Mar 24, 2011, 5:07 PM
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ubu wrote: enigma wrote: ubu wrote: JTguides wrote: No Joke, Enigma! We just have a lot to celebrate and we like to do it in big style. We like to throw a really big party about every other year and we've got the perfect place (and neighbors) to do it. This year our excuse is opening our new business and Markus Joliff's birthday. It's really selfish because we want to see all our friends and have a great party. I doubt we will get any business directly from this event, but it might get people talking, and that's always a good thing. Hope to see you there! Sabra Be careful what you wish for. Hey . Ubu why don't you get a big pot full of those Maryland Crabs and brown paper for the tables. Some hammers. and old bay seasoning , and then bring them along to the fiesta. I lived in Maryland for over a year , great fish and seafood. Seems like your profile doesn't show any climbing so you can be the cook/server . Can't wait. do you also make maryland crab cakes from scratch? Maybe these climbing guides will give you a free climbing lesson if you bring the food. Maybe not,. Have you ever climbed? If you look like Ashton Kutcher you could dress up like he did in the movie " The Spread". Might get you some attention. Maybe if I keep pushing your buttons, you'll threaten another lawsuit? That'll be fun.
Get to the Fish Market at the harbor
. Better get in shape for you appearance and waiting on tables as an Ashton Kutcher look alike. (Its a hard act to follow)
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