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skiclimb


May 11, 2011, 6:25 PM
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...;title=Josh_Chambers

"An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date."

With animals.......

Unintended consequences?

Lol..


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Toast_in_the_Machine


May 12, 2011, 4:49 AM
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skiclimb wrote:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...;title=Josh_Chambers

"An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date."

With animals.......

Unintended consequences?

Lol..


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pinktricam


May 12, 2011, 8:33 AM
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Looks like a "preemptive strike" to me.


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May 12, 2011, 9:27 AM
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pinktricam wrote:
Looks like a "preemptive strike" to me.
It is interesting how you 'look' at the world, and events (past and present), Eric.

You do see the world through some rather unique glasses.


Did you think about the animals, Eric? Gonna suck for this poor cat:



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pinktricam


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No, but then again, I don't care. You, on the other hand care enough to tolerate a mouth full of spunk. So, I will leave feline fellatio up to you.


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pinktricam wrote:
You, on the other hand care enough to tolerate a mouth full of spunk.

That's your reply, Eric? Are you serious? Crazy


You do realize that I am married, with kids, thus sleep with a woman, every night, right? How 'bout you? Perhaps you should hook up with Randee (enigma), as you two share much in common, especially your styles of discourse.

And, get honest here, Eric... How many times per year do you see another man's penis? C'mon, be honest here, given your line of work, how many? Me - ZERO!


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May 12, 2011, 1:57 PM
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Gonna suck for this poor cat too, if he decides to have sex: (edit to add: excluding "certain husbandry practices", ie strictly for reproduction)




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rrrADAM wrote:
pinktricam wrote:
You, on the other hand care enough to tolerate a mouth full of spunk.

That's your reply, Eric? Are you serious? Crazy


You do realize that I am married, with kids, thus sleep with a woman, every night, right? How 'bout you? Perhaps you should hook up with Randee (enigma), as you two share much in common, especially your styles of discourse.

And, get honest here, Eric... How many times per year do you see another man's penis? C'mon, be honest here, given your line of work, how many? Me - ZERO!

you guys crack me up


skiclimb


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rrrADAM wrote:
Did you think about the animals, Eric? Gonna suck for this poor cat:
[image]http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/plab/data/500/Kitty_Porn.jpg[/image]

I would think most scientific minded individuals might have noticed that humans are animals.

Time to bone up on your veterinary husbandry knowledge.. or you may very realistically be in violation of this new law the next time you have a bit of fun with the wife.


freezorburn


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Damn,

There goes half of my dating prospects.


chadnsc


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rrrADAM wrote:
pinktricam wrote:
You, on the other hand care enough to tolerate a mouth full of spunk.

That's your reply, Eric? Are you serious? Crazy


You do realize that I am married, with kids, thus sleep with a woman, every night, right? How 'bout you? Perhaps you should hook up with Randee (enigma), as you two share much in common, especially your styles of discourse.

And, get honest here, Eric... How many times per year do you see another man's penis? C'mon, be honest here, given your line of work, how many? Me - ZERO!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


essay


May 26, 2011, 7:18 AM
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rrrADAM wrote:
pinktricam wrote:
You, on the other hand care enough to tolerate a mouth full of spunk.

That's your reply, Eric? Are you serious? Crazy


You do realize that I am married, with kids, thus sleep with a woman, every night, right? How 'bout you? Perhaps you should hook up with Randee (enigma), as you two share much in common, especially your styles of discourse.

And, get honest here, Eric... How many times per year do you see another man's penis? C'mon, be honest here, given your line of work, how many? Me - ZERO!

I would ask who the pitcher is and who the catcher is but it seems quite obvious from this dialogue. On the other hand, I think you should let Eric bat for awhile, it might make him a happier person less prone to anger while boosting his self esteem and making the world a better place. Who knows you might like catching after all.


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You aren't very good at the whole internet trolling/flaming thing, are you? I can tell you are trying, so stick around and we will help you.

First, it is good to flesh out your persona, as otherwise, your posts have the same affect as a prank call by some anonymous kid.


traddad


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Well, quite frankly, I think outlawing sex in Florida would be the best thing for the nation, species and planet!


Toast_in_the_Machine


May 26, 2011, 8:56 AM
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rrrADAM wrote:
You aren't very good at the whole internet trolling/flaming thing, are you? I can tell you are trying, so stick around and we will help you.

First, it is good to flesh out your persona, as otherwise, your posts have the same affect as a prank call by some anonymous kid.

Essay's real name is Amanda Hugginkis


dr_feelgood


May 26, 2011, 9:03 AM
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traddad wrote:
Well, quite frankly, I think outlawing sex in Florida would be the best thing for the nation, species and planet!
But what are we going to do with all this viagra?


Toast_in_the_Machine


May 26, 2011, 9:39 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote:
traddad wrote:
Well, quite frankly, I think outlawing sex in Florida would be the best thing for the nation, species and planet!
But what are we going to do with all this viagra?

Have one big banging party.


blueeyedclimber


Jun 10, 2011, 6:26 AM
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skiclimb wrote:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...;title=Josh_Chambers

"An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date."

With animals.......

Unintended consequences?

Lol..

That's probably for the best anyways, given the aging population of Florida. They're hearts are probably can't take it.


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