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sungam


May 31, 2011, 3:12 PM
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I recommend you keep it that way.

Not only were they fucking horrendous, and a complete waste of my time, but I am now unforgivably hooked and feel a mild but definitely real desire to find out "what happens next". I even checked when the next ones are coming out.

Seriously, the whole thing was fantastically poor. I laughed out loud repeatedly at fantastic lines like [girly girl in lurrrv voice]"Oh my god! This isn't real!" [manly dark secret man vampire hunky hawt voice] "It is in my world".

Anyways, yeah. I'm at my parents house up north. It's been hailing, windy as hell, and all my friends have moved out of the village Unsure I am bored as ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.


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Yikes...

I haven't seen it and I would like to keep it that way


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We all know orange hair mohawk 20-something males were the target audience. Sounds like they hit their mark.


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So was it worth it?

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sungam


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qwert wrote:
So was it worth it?

qwert
NO.

Well, maybe. It's been the source of many highly amusing jokes around the hotel. It's still gushing with rain and 70mph gusts, so I am still stuck inside. Looks like I will be able to clean the roof on saturday and sunday, and go home monday.


sungam


Jun 1, 2011, 4:27 AM
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spikeddem wrote:
We all know orange hair mohawk 20-something males were the target audience. Sounds like they hit their mark.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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sungam wrote:
qwert wrote:
So was it worth it?

qwert
NO.
Then dump her.

qwert


sungam


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qwert wrote:
sungam wrote:
qwert wrote:
So was it worth it?

qwert
NO.
Then dump her.

qwert
My girlfriend didn't make me watch them. In fact, she has joking threatened to dump me for watching them. A friend has a "Team Jacob" hoody that I plan to borrow and wear next time I see her.


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sungam wrote:
qwert wrote:
sungam wrote:
qwert wrote:
So was it worth it?

qwert
NO.
Then dump her.

qwert
My girlfriend didn't make me watch them. In fact, she has joking threatened to dump me for watching them. A friend has a "Team Jacob" hoody that I plan to borrow and wear next time I see her.
Shocked


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edge


Jun 1, 2011, 5:56 AM
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I am 100% certain that I do not need to be warned not to ever watch these movies. Ever.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4uuGvmAxTI


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sungam wrote:
I recommend you keep it that way.

Not only were they fucking horrendous, and a complete waste of my time, but I am now unforgivably hooked and feel a mild but definitely real desire to find out "what happens next". I even checked when the next ones are coming out.

Seriously, the whole thing was fantastically poor. I laughed out loud repeatedly at fantastic lines like [girly girl in lurrrv voice]"Oh my god! This isn't real!" [manly dark secret man vampire hunky hawt voice] "It is in my world".

Anyways, yeah. I'm at my parents house up north. It's been hailing, windy as hell, and all my friends have moved out of the village Unsure I am bored as ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Really? You watched Twilight? Are you really John Wayne Gacey and someone threatened to tell if you didn't watch? I mean, what else would compel you to consume such shite/drivel/treacle/crap/monkey dung.


sungam


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It seemed like a good idea at the time.


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sungam wrote:
It seemed like a good idea at the time.


Was there a promise of wild monkeysex afterward?


sungam


Jun 1, 2011, 8:44 AM
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traddad wrote:
sungam wrote:
It seemed like a good idea at the time.


Was there a promise of wild monkeysex afterward?
Nawp.


sungam


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I bet spikkedem lurvs those movies.


chadnsc


Jun 1, 2011, 10:28 AM
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sungam wrote:
I bet spikkedem lurvs those movies.

If you'd click on my above link Sung you'd see that Spikkedem is in fact the books / movies target demographic.


sungam


Jun 1, 2011, 12:25 PM
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I'm in a bar, volume is a no-go right now. Will watch it later.


P.S. I just watched "Red Riding Hood". Aparently someone covered a wall with glue, then stuffed the screenplay to twilight down one barrel of a shotgun and the script to Van Helsing down the other, then BAM!
However they stuck on the wall, that's what they did in the movie.

But instead of vampire, it was werewolf, and instead of werewolf, it was not-werewolf, and instead of harpies, it was werewolf.

Edit to add: Then there was a werewolf.


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sungam


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And guess what? The werewolf wasn't even who you thought it was!!!!!


sungam


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OH EMM GEEE! I BET SPIKY IS THE WEREWOLF!!!!


sungam


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*prods spikkedem with silver fork*


sungam


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Some old drunk ugly lady just came up to me and said "Oi! You've been on that computer ALL DAY! GET. A. LIFE. TALK TO PEOPLE."

Bwahahahahahahahaaha! She's been fuck a duck drunk since 1...


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sungam wrote:
Some old drunk ugly lady just came up to me and said "Oi! You've been on that computer ALL DAY! GET. A. LIFE. TALK TO PEOPLE."

Bwahahahahahahahaaha! She's been fuck a duck drunk since 1...

Careful, she might have been a warewolf.


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Toast_in_the_Machine wrote:
sungam wrote:
Some old drunk ugly lady just came up to me and said "Oi! You've been on that computer ALL DAY! GET. A. LIFE. TALK TO PEOPLE."

Bwahahahahahahahaaha! She's been fuck a duck drunk since 1...

Careful, she might have been a warewolf.
Shitz, man, yore rite. She could be! You never know who could be a werewolf!!!!111oneone1


spikeddem


Jun 1, 2011, 6:18 PM
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sungam wrote:
I bet spikkedem lurvs those movies.
Haven't seen 'em. I'd probably like 'em.

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