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pinktricam


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A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said:
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'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together.'

So the doctor said: 'Ok and what do you want me to do?'

She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.'

The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.'

She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.

Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.'

The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child!'

'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be OK with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.'

The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point.

He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same!


chadnsc


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As someone who has been a firsthand witness to the death of a four month old baby and a miscarriage I can say with all confidence that their is a difference.


pinktricam


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chadnsc


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Come now, I'm disappointed in your trolling skills PCT. We all know you can do better than that.


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pinktricam wrote:
The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point.

He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same!

Only in your world...





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iknowfear


Oct 28, 2011, 8:27 AM
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BAH! Booooring!

And I was expecting a joke!

On that note:
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Some of theese women! They think I'm made of coat hangers!


curt


Oct 28, 2011, 8:42 AM
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iknowfear wrote:

And I was expecting a joke!

It was.

Curt


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curt wrote:
iknowfear wrote:

And I was expecting a joke!

It was.

Curt

He is.


camhead


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I really wish I had Blondegecko's image of the blacocyst that is saying "help! I have a soul!"


camhead


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ah, yes, here we go.




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pinktricam wrote:
[img]http://romeocat.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5ea553ef00e55254d8f08833-350wi[/img]

You know damned well this is photoshopped.


Toast_in_the_Machine


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On another website I someone posted this story with the question "how do I respond?" Here is my reply
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A good reply? A good reply? For a craptastic made up sucking bull shit story like this? There is no good reply except, "you don't fucking know what real life is fucking like." You want an abortion fucking story, here is a real abortion story...

I was in the lamaz (sp?) class with my wife. It was for our second child. We were there because my wife wanted to have our second child VBAC. At the third session each couple was telling their story. Our was compelling, to a natural birth crowd, but not as compelling as one of the other couples there.

They had, 2 years prior, a later term abortion. Not a simple day after pill, but the kind of abortion where the parents know that the fetus, if born, would live maybe hours. The fetus had major birth defects that were not caught in early scans.

The travel to Kansas (yes that abortion clinic), the procedure, the recovery, not to mention the agonizing that went into the decision had nearly turn this nice couple apart. But here they were, again pregnant, holding hands, crying as they told their story. They had more scans this time and they were sure that their fetus was well formed and likely to be healthy.

Before anyone ever fucking tells another person what they the fuck should do, answer two simple questions:

Put yourself in those peoples shoes. Tell me it is a simple decision and that there is no easy way. Feel their pain and still tell me there is a simple answer.

Two, look at that child who was born after that. Tell that child that they should not have existed because their parents should have suffered far more than they did. For if you think that that abortion decision was easy, picture the parents burying a child they knew was going to die soon after birth. And then, would they have tried to concieve again?

That is a real fucking abortion story, not that made up shit. Please copy and paste this as a reply and ask those pretentious assholes what they would have done and are they fit to judge that fine couple.

Oh, I might have had a drink our two before I posted that, but I stand by it.


styndall


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Republican Email Forward Dance Remix!

One day a young atheist woman who already had a one-year-old child wanted an abortion, and to get 16 operating theater abortion-plex, she had to walk through the woods.

On the way, she met a bear, and though she was atheist, she decided to pray for help. She said "Dear god, let this bear be a Christian."

The bear then developed forward knees and knelt, saying "Dear God, thank you for this meal."

The mother panicked, looked at her baby, and told him "I wish I hadn't made as much money as I did this past year, so I wouldn't have paid all those taxes. I could have bought some guns with all that extra, and my abortion would have been free."

The child smirked and said "Welcome to the Republican Party."


pinktricam


Oct 28, 2011, 3:11 PM
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I don't troll...unless, of course, I'm on the Atlantic.


danabart


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Don't you mean trawl?


pinktricam


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I'm not talking about the hard cases, toasty. I'm talking about abortion for the sake of convenience, which makes up the majority of this abomination.

Drink up.


damienclimber


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pinktricam wrote:
[img]http://romeocat.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5ea553ef00e55254d8f08833-350wi[/img]


Rosemary's Baby Shocked


Partner macherry


Oct 28, 2011, 7:21 PM
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pinktricam wrote:
I'm not talking about the hard cases, toasty. I'm talking about abortion for the sake of convenience, which makes up the majority of this abomination.

Drink up.

when you can get pregnant, you can have a say in what happens to the pregnancy..........until then STFU!


pinktricam


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Totally lame and quite trite...now, off with you.


traddad


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pinktricam wrote:
Totally lame and quite trite...now, off with you.

Eat shit and die you misogynous knuckle dragger.


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camhead wrote:
ah, yes, here we go.


Full disclosure: this image is mine, but the idea is blatantly plagiarized.

As for the OP, I find the wording... Interesting. Not "It's wrong to kill a child" or "I love my child" but "it's a crime to kill a child." Almost as if the fictional woman wasn't motivated by empathy and the horror of murdering a living, thinking (and loved) being, but by horror at the thought of breaking the law. Almost as if the author of the piece doesn't really care much about people at all, but simply whether they obey the totalitarian dictates of the Christian deity.


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pinktricam wrote:

Damn. Thats a really creepy picture.


drivel


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notapplicable wrote:
pinktricam wrote:

Damn. Thats a really creepy picture.

and a total fucking fabrication.

1- uterus is a thick muscle. can't make footprints through it.

2- size of foot would make it for sure not a fetal foot.


drivel


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pinktricam wrote:
I'm not talking about the hard cases, toasty. I'm talking about abortion for the sake of convenience, which makes up the majority of this abomination.

Drink up.

hey pinky.... do you support legal exceptions for rape/incest victims to obtain early-term abortions?


superchuffer


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pinktricam wrote:
I'm not talking about the hard cases, toasty. I'm talking about abortion for the sake of convenience, which makes up the majority of this abomination.

Drink up.

hey pinky.... do you support legal exceptions for rape/incest victims to obtain early-term abortions?

of course not, pinky is only capable of seeing the world from pinky's point of view.

if the republicants weren't so pro-killing people after they are born, i would buy their pre-birth stance a lot more.

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