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dr_feelgood


Oct 31, 2011, 4:33 PM
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A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said:
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'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together.'

So the doctor said: 'Ok and what do you want me to do?'

She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.'

The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.'

She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.

Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.'

The woman paused, and looked at the doctor.

"Any chance you can cut me a deal? Maybe a two for one special or a BOGO?"


Toast_in_the_Machine


Nov 1, 2011, 4:51 AM
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Love me some BOGO.


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