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sungam
Nov 17, 2011, 9:53 PM
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The REAL secret to losing weight and controlling diet!! Cheap secret industry doesn't want you to know about, found by young physics student who is shit at cooking!!!111one1
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YES! it is TRUE! YOU can lose pounds, fast!, without having to spend money or kill yourself in the gym and you will still get ripped and have sex with hot people of the sex you are attracted to! Lots of them! So many sex! One young student stumbled upon this super secret key to losing weight! Sungam Haggisdonny, of Scotlandville, West Michigan, had been slowly losing weight for many months using a variety of healthy eating diets and exercise when one day he found the key to losing weight. He had been craving Mexican food for many months but, living in Scotlandville, was unable to find anything that began to ressemble actual mexican food (they add peas to guacamole here cuz avocados are so expensive). Desperate to fulfill his craving, he went to desperation fallback plan C - to make it himself. Wanting to continue to lose weight and not end up a disgusting fatty like John Weasly, of Georgia, Sungam decided that he wouldn't add any oil to any of the ingredients. The result was a pan filled with cracked, disgusting, watered-down redried-beans, a pathetic chilli, some overcooked soggy black beans, and some gel-like rice. He wrapped them in a flimsy flour tortilla and told himself it was a burrito. Hungry from waiting (it had taken him three hours to make the ingredients despite cooking the beans the day before), he chowed down on it. It tastedSO BAD that he didn't want to eat any more after the first burrito! He had accidentally discovered the key to satisfying your diet without eating too much, crushing those more-food cravings! Indeed you, yes YOU!, can do the same! Next time you are making a meal, make it really, REALLY badly and you are guaranteed not to want more after the first serving! The result is smaller meals, and less desire for food after them!
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Nov 18, 2011, 1:55 PM
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sungam wrote: YES! it is TRUE! YOU can lose pounds, fast!, without having to spend money or kill yourself in the gym and you will still get ripped and have sex with hot people of the sex you are attracted to! Lots of them! So many sex! One young student stumbled upon this super secret key to losing weight! Sungam Haggisdonny, of Scotlandville, West Michigan, had been slowly losing weight for many months using a variety of healthy eating diets and exercise when one day he found the key to losing weight. He had been craving Mexican food for many months but, living in Scotlandville, was unable to find anything that began to ressemble actual mexican food (they add peas to guacamole here cuz avocados are so expensive). Desperate to fulfill his craving, he went to desperation fallback plan C - to make it himself. Wanting to continue to lose weight and not end up a disgusting fatty like John Weasly, of Georgia, Sungam decided that he wouldn't add any oil to any of the ingredients. The result was a pan filled with cracked, disgusting, watered-down redried-beans, a pathetic chilli, some overcooked soggy black beans, and some gel-like rice. He wrapped them in a flimsy flour tortilla and told himself it was a burrito. Hungry from waiting (it had taken him three hours to make the ingredients despite cooking the beans the day before), he chowed down on it. It tasted SO BAD that he didn't want to eat any more after the first burrito! He had accidentally discovered the key to satisfying your diet without eating too much, crushing those more-food cravings! Indeed you, yes YOU!, can do the same! Next time you are making a meal, make it really, REALLY badly and you are guaranteed not to want more after the first serving! The result is smaller meals, and less desire for food after them! BRILLIANT! or not.
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sp115
Nov 18, 2011, 3:25 PM
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sungam wrote: ...but, living in Scotlandville, was unable to find anything that began to ressemble actual mexican food ( they add peas to guacamole here cuz avocados are so expensive). ^ That is, without a doubt, the most disturbing thing I have ever read on this site.
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sp115
Nov 18, 2011, 4:59 PM
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kachoong wrote: The funniest thing about this thread, Haggis, is that someone reported it as spam. Hah! Some people have no funny in their bones.* * I, on the other hand am easily amused.
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Nov 18, 2011, 5:47 PM
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kachoong wrote: The funniest thing about this thread, Haggis, is that someone reported it as spam. Hah! Why don't I ever get the fun post reports to deal with?
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Nov 18, 2011, 8:25 PM
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sungam wrote: 5 1-star votes? Before I know it I'll be spraying all over everyone and commiting spiritual crimez on featherbagged cracks. Woo! That's me!
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Nov 18, 2011, 8:32 PM
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sp115 wrote: sungam wrote: ...but, living in Scotlandville, was unable to find anything that began to ressemble actual mexican food ( they add peas to guacamole here cuz avocados are so expensive). ^ That is, without a doubt, the most disturbing thing I have ever read on this site. I agree, though the attempt to emulate "actual Mexican food" was so unsuccessful I almost wonder whether it would have been better to go for the fake guac.
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Nov 18, 2011, 8:46 PM
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SylviaSmile wrote: sp115 wrote: sungam wrote: ...but, living in Scotlandville, was unable to find anything that began to ressemble actual mexican food ( they add peas to guacamole here cuz avocados are so expensive). ^ That is, without a doubt, the most disturbing thing I have ever read on this site. I agree, though the attempt to emulate "actual Mexican food" was so unsuccessful I almost wonder whether it would have been better to go for the fake guac. There is actually such a thing as fake guacamole? I shudder at the thought.
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Nov 18, 2011, 10:56 PM
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kachoong wrote: The funniest thing about this thread, Haggis, is that someone reported it as spam. Hah! Spam isn't a Mexican dish. It's sort of Hawaiin-ish. Or trailer park-ish.
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Nov 18, 2011, 11:50 PM
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SylviaSmile wrote: sp115 wrote: sungam wrote: ...but, living in Scotlandville, was unable to find anything that began to ressemble actual mexican food ( they add peas to guacamole here cuz avocados are so expensive). ^ That is, without a doubt, the most disturbing thing I have ever read on this site. I agree, though the attempt to emulate "actual Mexican food" was so unsuccessful I almost wonder whether it would have been better to go for the fake guac. Seriously, no. That Gauc is nasty as hell. All you can taste is the peas. You can actually get some pretty decent stuff from a different store (without the peas) but it's pretty expensive. I am trying again in the next few days. This is a learning experience, and I am definitely not giving up until I am satisfied.
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Nov 19, 2011, 12:55 AM
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cracklover wrote: Excellent. But next time make it a secret method and only give out hints. Make me pay for the secret. You are clearly not a Llap Goch master. G secret is fresh mexican food soaked overnight with hot peppers like in Sweeny Todd! (demon barber of fleet street)
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Nov 19, 2011, 1:46 AM
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sungam wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: sp115 wrote: sungam wrote: ...but, living in Scotlandville, was unable to find anything that began to ressemble actual mexican food ( they add peas to guacamole here cuz avocados are so expensive). ^ That is, without a doubt, the most disturbing thing I have ever read on this site. I agree, though the attempt to emulate "actual Mexican food" was so unsuccessful I almost wonder whether it would have been better to go for the fake guac. Seriously, no. That Gauc is nasty as hell. All you can taste is the peas. You can actually get some pretty decent stuff from a different store (without the peas) but it's pretty expensive. I am trying again in the next few days. This is a learning experience, and I am definitely not giving up until I am satisfied. I was going to complain about the crappy mexican food here in Canada, but apparently I have nothing to complain about.
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Nov 25, 2011, 3:12 PM
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granite_grrl wrote: I was going to complain about the crappy mexican food here in Canada, but apparently I have nothing to complain about. One thing I've learned the hard way... Never go for Mexican food north of Dallas/Fort Worth.
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sungam wrote: 5 1-star votes? Before I know it I'll be spraying all over everyone and commiting spiritual crimez on featherbagged cracks. You do know that you dont need to start a new paragraph for every new sentence, yes?
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