I sat back and ate my carrots.
Boy do I love cooked carrots!
Not those orange bullet shaped things.
The ones you got to peel yourself.
Especially in beef stew!
The carrots are for silly albino rabbits
they are what makes the greyhounds race around the dog track !
Notice santa anagram ? satan
silly albino rabbit wanders into best buy on black friday night.
It was as if I was possessed, the store was filled with scary looking people, or so it seemed.
So I'm looking for something, not sure what!
A woman standing in front of a 52 inch macbook asks me what I think.
( I was wearing a jean jacket, black boots ,exercise pants, so I find this very
strange.) Why me?
I'm beginning to fill nauseous! OMG
Want to be back in my friends hot tub!
Trying my best to be nice to a stranger- why can't she ask a salesperson.?
I ask her why she needs something so huge!
She says its for her and her 11 year old daughter.
I tell her to get two smaller ones instead.
Floor model on sale for 1600 dollars. : she says
I said maybe its for an engineer. she says her daughter is going to be one, "whatever that is"?
I am silent!
Then I saw something odd, all of these scary looking people, with vulture looks from ......
Had thousands of dollars in cash ! They paid out 5000 for this. 3000 for that! 4500 for 2 of those. They didn't know what they were buying or how to use it.
So thats why Black Friday did way above expectations!
Hmmn, now if I had a truck filled with best buy type merchandise sans sales tax.
I could have made a million in cash!