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Poll: most annoying beginner rock climber
boulderer 12 / 50%
sport  7 / 29%
trad 5 / 21%
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superchuffer


Jan 2, 2012, 7:31 AM
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i pick boulderers because they are shirtless monkeys with no footwork and they are obsessed with v3 and if it is soft for the grade or not.

trads are close second because of their potential for needing rescue and annoying rants about ethics, permadraws, tick marks, and how they sport climb for 'fun', but would oh so much rather be suffering on a 5.8 in the mountains.

noob sportos make projects out of my warm ups, and they still can't learn footwork, but they often have a hot but whiney girlfriend in tow.


shockabuku


Jan 2, 2012, 8:23 AM
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superchuffer wrote:
i pick boulderers because they are shirtless monkeys with no footwork and they are obsessed with v3 and if it is soft for the grade or not.

trads are close second because of their potential for needing rescue and annoying rants about ethics, permadraws, tick marks, and how they sport climb for 'fun', but would oh so much rather be suffering on a 5.8 in the mountains.

noob sportos make projects out of my warm ups, and they still can't learn footwork, but they often have a hot but whiney girlfriend in tow.

My top vote goes to internet whiners.


Greggle


Jan 2, 2012, 8:25 AM
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I don't see the option for "superchuffer."


chadnsc


Jan 2, 2012, 8:49 AM
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I vote for the beginner climber that thinks he's better than the other new climbers.

aka superchuffer


surfcat


Jan 2, 2012, 8:53 AM
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My vote? Flaming internet sport climbers. "Why is every one so mean here?" LOL!Smile


superchuffer


Jan 2, 2012, 9:14 AM
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wow. you guys are really hurting my feelings.



climbingtrash


Jan 2, 2012, 12:51 PM
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Greggle wrote:
I don't see the option for "superchuffer."

Superchuffer really should be an option.


chadnsc


Jan 2, 2012, 1:06 PM
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superchuffer wrote:
wow. you guys are really hurting my feelings.

Yeah we know. That' why we do it.

That and you're the nozzle end of feminine hygiene products.


superchuffer


Jan 2, 2012, 1:14 PM
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that's some harshness bro. santa bring you a lump of coal? ... or did my beginner poll strike a nerve?


superchuffer


Jan 2, 2012, 1:16 PM
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from your profile, I'm guessing you would be the chuffy trad


chadnsc


Jan 2, 2012, 1:28 PM
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superchuffer wrote:
that's some harshness bro. santa bring you a lump of coal? ... or did my beginner poll strike a nerve?

The truth hurts doesn't it super?

Don't worry, your poll didn't strike a nerve, more like your inane posts did. Tongue

As for my profile . . . . well it's outdated and I can't believe I can say this; more impressive than yours. That's rather pathetic and scary. Laugh


superchuffer


Jan 2, 2012, 1:41 PM
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yeah, but mine is tongue in cheek. it is truly a sad state of our failing public school system that you can't see irony when it is staring you in the face.

since you *heart* the emoticons so much, here are some that fit your inner gender better:




chadnsc


Jan 2, 2012, 1:55 PM
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superchuffer wrote:
yeah, but mine is tongue in cheek. it is truly a sad state of our failing public school system that you can't see irony when it is staring you in the face.

since you *heart* the emoticons so much, here are some that fit your inner gender better:


The sad thing is you seem to think that I take my profile seriously just cuz I actually filled it out a wee bit.

You have to be playing at trolling, no one can be that much of a D-nozzle.


superchuffer


Jan 2, 2012, 2:00 PM
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chadnsc wrote:
You have to be playing at trolling, no one can be that much of a D-nozzle.

look at yourself big guy. it was fun playing with you, i'll look forward to comparing weenies on the playground with you again later. I'm off to boulder and get a tan in the gloriousness of global warming.


chadnsc


Jan 2, 2012, 2:05 PM
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superchuffer wrote:
chadnsc wrote:
You have to be playing at trolling, no one can be that much of a D-nozzle.

look at yourself big guy. it was fun playing with you, i'll look forward to comparing weenies on the playground with you again later. I'm off to boulder and get a tan in the gloriousness of global warming.

I really don't want to see your weenie. Stop trying to show me your weenie.


bearbreeder


Jan 2, 2012, 2:13 PM
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none ...

as long as they are psyched and willing to learn .. and safe

the chuffer on the other hand Tongue


superchuffer


Jan 2, 2012, 2:23 PM
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mr.tastycakes


Jan 2, 2012, 2:34 PM
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The most annoying beginner is the beginner who's in over his head and clogging up the route you want to warmup on or cruise. All boulderers are obnoxious so there's no point in differentiating between the beginners and old hands.


Partner cracklover


Jan 2, 2012, 3:01 PM
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shockabuku wrote:
superchuffer wrote:
i pick boulderers because they are shirtless monkeys with no footwork and they are obsessed with v3 and if it is soft for the grade or not.

trads are close second because of their potential for needing rescue and annoying rants about ethics, permadraws, tick marks, and how they sport climb for 'fun', but would oh so much rather be suffering on a 5.8 in the mountains.

noob sportos make projects out of my warm ups, and they still can't learn footwork, but they often have a hot but whiney girlfriend in tow.

My top vote goes to internet whiners.

+ 1


calvo


Jan 2, 2012, 4:19 PM
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What pains you so about beginners? I'm sure the routes you do nowadays are left untouched by them. Or do you spend all your time where they hangout?


superchuffer


Jan 2, 2012, 5:51 PM
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beginners as a whole don't annoy me anymore than children, untrained dogs, people spraying, people that wear beanies, people that 'own' a route for a day, people that play crap music, people that rant on about ethics while getting into their 22 mph 2011 tacoma...


(This post was edited by superchuffer on Jan 2, 2012, 5:52 PM)


wonderwoman


Jan 2, 2012, 8:30 PM
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Moved from general to campground by WW.


Urban_Cowboy


Jan 3, 2012, 2:19 AM
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climbingtrash wrote:
Greggle wrote:
I don't see the option for "superchuffer."

Superchuffer really should be an option.
Agreed.

superchuffer wrote:
beginners as a whole don't annoy me anymore than children, untrained dogs, people spraying, people that wear beanies, people that 'own' a route for a day, people that play crap music, people that rant on about ethics while getting into their 22 mph 2011 tacoma...
I'd be ranting too if my year old vehicle had a top speed of 22 mph. Hell, I averaged that pace over a hundred mile ride on a bicycle.


(This post was edited by Urban_Cowboy on Jan 3, 2012, 2:21 AM)


chadnsc


Jan 3, 2012, 5:48 AM
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superchuffer wrote:

Despite the fact that you decided to post here rather than go out and climb . . .

Despite that you posted a picture declaring your inadequacy . . .

Despite that this is a funny troll . . .


I still don't want to see your weenie so stop trying to show it to me.


(This post was edited by chadnsc on Jan 3, 2012, 5:59 AM)


superchuffer


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