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spydermonkey
Jan 7, 2003, 8:12 PM
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Q: What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons? A: Jose "A", and Jose "B"!!!! Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: Your too young to smoke!!! Thats all I have. Funny huh? What are yours? Try to keep them clean, please. spyder
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djmeat
Jan 7, 2003, 8:16 PM
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I saw the most incredible accident on the way into work today. A Mustang had T-boned a ThunderBird. Man there was sh*t and feathers everywhere. Hehe. My grandfather tells that joke everytime I see him.
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stoutclimb1
Jan 7, 2003, 8:18 PM
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q: why did the seagull cross the ocean? A: to get to the other tide
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josephine
Jan 7, 2003, 8:22 PM
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Q: David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and .... ? A: David Penny
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stoutclimb1
Jan 7, 2003, 8:23 PM
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^ thats good
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taino
Jan 7, 2003, 8:25 PM
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Q: Why did the pervert cross the road? A: Because, he was after the chicken. Tai
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josephine
Jan 7, 2003, 8:25 PM
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yeah very!
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cerikpete
Jan 7, 2003, 8:26 PM
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A man walks into a bar... Ouch.
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mwbtle
Jan 7, 2003, 8:27 PM
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What's the difference between a duck? and Did you carry your lunch to school or walk? Two goofy questions a friend used to ask on a regular basis. No punchlines though, just funny.
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josephine
Jan 7, 2003, 8:29 PM
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^haha! Q: What do sheep do on sunny days? A: Have a baa - baa - cue! Penny
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stevematthys
Jan 7, 2003, 8:29 PM
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this is a little racist so if it offends you, sorry. Why does Mexico have no Navy? Because cardboard does not float. and here is a good joke against all us whites: what do you call a bunch of white guys on a school bust? A twinky.
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josephine
Jan 7, 2003, 8:35 PM
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Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's? A: French flies and a diet Croak Penny
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wildtrail
Jan 7, 2003, 8:37 PM
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Who cares if it's racist!? That's damn funy, Steve! Haven't heard that one before. Added to my repertoire! I was going to warn you and Chuck about those jokes. There are people on this site that will turn the sheer mention of something like that around, put words in your mouth and call you a racist. Careful!
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stoutclimb1
Jan 7, 2003, 8:38 PM
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why doesnt mexico have an olympic team cus everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the us.
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wildtrail
Jan 7, 2003, 8:44 PM
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