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blondgecko
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Just popping in to say hi. Haven't been around much lately. Took the kids off to the beach - teaching the little guy to fish is still a work in progress.

Anyway, when He rises on Sunday... remember to shoot for the head.

pinktricam

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Have a blessed Passover.

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BRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Jesus died for your sins.

He rose again for your brains.

And judging by the state of our country, His followers believe He prefers their brains tender and unused (like veal).

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petsfed wrote:

Jesus died for your sins.

He rose again for your brains.

And judging by the state of our country, His followers believe He prefers their brains tender and unused (like veal).

Veal brained fundies...gotta use that.

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pinktricam wrote:

Have a blessed Passover.

Do I have to do the smearing of the blood over my front door? Cos I've just sold the house, and I'm worried that that sort of thing would void the contract.

rrrADAM

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pinktricam wrote:

Have a blessed Passover.

That holiday celebrating when God caused the death of innocent children of parents who didn't smear blood over their doors?

And you think abortion is murder?

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rrrADAM wrote:

pinktricam wrote:

Have a blessed Passover.

That holiday celebrating when God caused the death of innocent children of parents who didn't smear blood over their doors?

And you think abortion is murder?

Details, details. Besides, I'm sure that was edited out of the Pinkasonian Bible and replaced with the Second Amendment.