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lena_chita
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Apr 10, 2012, 8:06 AM
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tripperjm wrote:
lena_chita wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
camhead wrote:
meatbomz wrote:
Well this place is hopping.

Just got a text from the DA.

Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy!

Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard.

Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing.

Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl.
Where is my umbrella?

come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared.

This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose.

we could also just shoot you.

Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though.

cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food.


You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food!

Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU?

This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still....

just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on.

Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own.


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Apr 10, 2012, 8:58 AM
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lena_chita wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
lena_chita wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
camhead wrote:
meatbomz wrote:
Well this place is hopping.

Just got a text from the DA.

Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy!

Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard.

Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing.

Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl.
Where is my umbrella?

come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared.

This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose.

we could also just shoot you.

Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though.

cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food.


You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food!

Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU?

This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still....

just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on.

Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own.

you can't invalidate our lurve.


snoopy138


Apr 10, 2012, 9:00 AM
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Rumney went ok. Was really cold Saturday so warming up was pretty tough and i gave a new project a try anyway. super reachy boulder problem

sounds like rumney!


snoopy138


Apr 10, 2012, 9:01 AM
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should have included the part about the rest ledge in that quote.


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Apr 10, 2012, 9:40 AM
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lena_chita wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
lena_chita wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
camhead wrote:
meatbomz wrote:
Well this place is hopping.

Just got a text from the DA.

Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy!

Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard.

Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing.

Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl.
Where is my umbrella?

come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared.

This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose.

we could also just shoot you.

Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though.

cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food.


You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food!

Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU?

This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still....

just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on.

Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own.

Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it!

Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed?


jakedatc


Apr 10, 2012, 9:45 AM
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should have included the part about the rest ledge in that quote.

indeed. it's not a full sit down like some others but jack would still shitz his pants i believe.

I am happy that i found something that is in my range to work on.

not me doing the move one way i can't do it yet. there is also beta to cross to that hold that i also cannot do yet. lena's beta would have to include those shitty crimps in between Crazy (clamhed will note that this is not a corner)



lena_chita
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Apr 10, 2012, 9:55 AM
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tripperjm wrote:
lena_chita wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
lena_chita wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
camhead wrote:
meatbomz wrote:
Well this place is hopping.

Just got a text from the DA.

Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy!

Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard.

Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing.

Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl.
Where is my umbrella?

come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared.

This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose.

we could also just shoot you.

Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though.

cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food.


You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food!

Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU?

This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still....

just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on.

Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own.

Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it!

Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed?

The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed.


lena_chita
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Apr 10, 2012, 9:58 AM
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jakedatc wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
should have included the part about the rest ledge in that quote.

indeed. it's not a full sit down like some others but jack would still shitz his pants i believe.

I am happy that i found something that is in my range to work on.

not me doing the move one way i can't do it yet. there is also beta to cross to that hold that i also cannot do yet. lena's beta would have to include those shitty crimps in between Crazy (clamhed will note that this is not a corner)

LOoks like one of those crimps is right next to the bolt? use the bolt, the world will never know. Tongue


granite_grrl


Apr 10, 2012, 10:33 AM
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tripperjm wrote:
lena_chita wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
lena_chita wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
camhead wrote:
meatbomz wrote:
Well this place is hopping.

Just got a text from the DA.

Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy!

Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard.

Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing.

Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl.
Where is my umbrella?

come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared.

This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose.

we could also just shoot you.

Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though.

cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food.


You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food!

Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU?

This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still....

just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on.

Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own.

Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it!

Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed?

On the bright side I assume it's even more diffucult for gheys to adopt than it is for them to marry in the States.


kachoong


Apr 10, 2012, 11:02 AM
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snoopy138 wrote:
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falvour. Smile

The only thing that is worse than a Canadian is a misspelling Canadian.
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!

I thought she took our carpenter.

She took our dark horse!


kachoong


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Some fun in the park today. 74 and sunny in town, cooler with a slight breeze in the park, perfect and crisp in the shade.

Went over to sports challenge and did Hang and Swing and the Disco Decoy, both very good routes. A hang on DD on my first go, did it a second time to get it clean it was so good. Thought about trying Cool but Concerned... but I haven't had much luck with Josh .11d the last week. Or ever, for that matter. Feeling a little lazy.

Went over to the left hand of darkness to do uncle fester. Fuk! Got straight bouted by that POS. Basically couldn't do it. I was able to do the .10d arete above it no problem, and tried some silly thing called the Whistling Sphincter.

That was it. My pivot table reads 439.

Wow... why are you not climbing 13's yet?

I'm not climbing 13 because I suk. I have yet to get an .11d clean in josh.

Better get that Tracksoot back owt, mate!


kachoong


Apr 10, 2012, 11:16 AM
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I added some green hippie algae/wheatgrass shit to my evening smoothie. Blech. This could take some getting used to.

Why did you do that? If you gotta drink that stuff, just drink it in a glass of water to get it over with.

Try blending almonds in your smoothy. Adds awesome texture! Need a great blender though to get it to a fine powder.


kachoong


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tripperjm wrote:
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Ov fuking hitting teh ground!!!1

Hobbled away from this won, but how fuking hard is to understand... pay fuking attention untill yore climber high enough to knot hit teh fuking deck.

That is fuking awl!!!1

Deth Wish 2012!!

Since everyone else is mocking yore misery, I'm going to rather just say, dude, that sucks. Wish your belayer had been more on.

He should probably just stop falling so much.

Curt

Advice from a guy who gave up on his self and his climbing 30 years ago.... Please.

Just go back to stareing at that pic ov ewe in pink ladies underware and dreaming about what it wus like, way back when... before ewe quit climbing.

Sorry you're all butthurt because you fucked up and fell. How about a little personal responsibility, weakmo?

Curt

Huh? Whut iz this 'personal responsibility' ewe speak ov? I dun't seem to recall.

....let me check teh clipbored.



Beat down knuckleheds that wander into teh BET
poynt and laugh at everything
blame others for our mistakes
Everything is CI's fault
drivel iz teh gay
Clamhed iz knot funny
teh gud doc kin drink a canoe full ov beerz
Chossy iz teh peg bored champ
kachue has teh social desiese
Fomo is fake poor and married teh dog
Donny is still a donny
Snoppy is engaged
kick the shit owt ov that loser curt
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Nope, I dun't see anything about 'personal responsibility'.

Maybe ifs ewe put on yore pink ladies underware, headed over to that other place and I dun't mean vagina... told awl teh rest ov those losers there, just how bitchen ewe were way back when, before ewe gave up on yoreself and yore climbing, they cood help ewe find it....

Personally, I thinks it in teh back ov yore closet, behind yore drum set, climbing gearz, self respect and awl teh other things ewe gave up on a long tyme ago.

Oh, and while I has ewe on teh hook.... Are we gunna see ewe on teh 27-28 fer teh arts memorial?

Hah!

Wooo! I iz teh infectious!


kachoong


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drivel wrote:
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meatbomz wrote:
Well this place is hopping.

Just got a text from the DA.

Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy!

Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard.

Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing.

Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl.


you forgot to add that zaturday, after you went through the trouble of re-directionalling black crack, jojo had somehow promised to clean all three lines we still had strung up, and you had to go BACK up black crack to clean it on TR, jojo TR-cleaned his proj, and I had to embarrass my way up the line I was working on lead AGAIN.

it was pathetic. and then we went and had ice cream.

Ice cream cures everything!

...except teh syphilis.


kachoong


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snoopy138 wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
camhead wrote:
meatbomz wrote:
Well this place is hopping.

Just got a text from the DA.

Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy!

Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard.

Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing.

Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl.
Where is my umbrella?

come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared.

He haz a point.


kachoong


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Heh, so, I'm sitting in Wimminzes History right now, giving an exam. One of the students, who is a bit of a manipulative flirt, batted her eyelashes at me as I was passing out the exam, and asked "can you PLEASE drop our lowest exam score in this class?"

I looked at my notes, squinted, then raised my eyes to her, saying, "Clipboard says no."

I don't know... sounds like she knows a lot about women's history?




Mark it dude!!!

I laffed!


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Heh, so, I'm sitting in Wimminzes History right now, giving an exam. One of the students, who is a bit of a manipulative flirt, batted her eyelashes at me as I was passing out the exam, and asked "can you PLEASE drop our lowest exam score in this class?"

I looked at my notes, squinted, then raised my eyes to her, saying, "Clipboard says no."
Zing!
I have enjoyed assigning extra credit that is too involved and/or hard for the slackers to attempt, and merely adds to the stress levels of the over-achievers that do it.

I should try that. I already have had one crier, though.

Wow, sounds like your class is stacked with ladies with a keen understanding of women's history?

Klown is on a roll.


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granite_grrl wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
lena_chita wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
lena_chita wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
camhead wrote:
meatbomz wrote:
Well this place is hopping.

Just got a text from the DA.

Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy!

Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard.

Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing.

Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl.
Where is my umbrella?

come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared.

This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose.

we could also just shoot you.

Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though.

cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food.


You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food!

Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU?

This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still....

just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on.

Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own.

Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it!

Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed?

On the bright side I assume it's even more diffucult for gheys to adopt than it is for them to marry in the States.

I think it's marginally easier? Which is weird because there is actually not a single even reasonable-sounding (i.e., non-religious) argument that could be made against the gheys getting married, whereas at least there is a wrong and refuted-by-actual-evidence argument that can be made about disadvantages of adopted kids growing up amongst the gheys.


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lena_chita wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
lena_chita wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
lena_chita wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
camhead wrote:
meatbomz wrote:
Well this place is hopping.

Just got a text from the DA.

Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy!

Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard.

Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing.

Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl.
Where is my umbrella?

come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared.

This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose.

we could also just shoot you.

Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though.

cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food.


You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food!

Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU?

This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still....

just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on.

Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own.

Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it!

Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed?

The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed.

unlike teh clamhed, yore funny.


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kachoong wrote:
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falvour. Smile

The only thing that is worse than a Canadian is a misspelling Canadian.
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!

I thought she took our carpenter.

She took our dark horse!

Racist!


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kachoong wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
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Some fun in the park today. 74 and sunny in town, cooler with a slight breeze in the park, perfect and crisp in the shade.

Went over to sports challenge and did Hang and Swing and the Disco Decoy, both very good routes. A hang on DD on my first go, did it a second time to get it clean it was so good. Thought about trying Cool but Concerned... but I haven't had much luck with Josh .11d the last week. Or ever, for that matter. Feeling a little lazy.

Went over to the left hand of darkness to do uncle fester. Fuk! Got straight bouted by that POS. Basically couldn't do it. I was able to do the .10d arete above it no problem, and tried some silly thing called the Whistling Sphincter.

That was it. My pivot table reads 439.

Wow... why are you not climbing 13's yet?

I'm not climbing 13 because I suk. I have yet to get an .11d clean in josh.

Better get that Tracksoot back owt, mate!




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Apr 10, 2012, 1:49 PM
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lena_chita wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
lena_chita wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
lena_chita wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
camhead wrote:
meatbomz wrote:
Well this place is hopping.

Just got a text from the DA.

Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy!

Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard.

Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing.

Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl.
Where is my umbrella?

come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared.

This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose.

we could also just shoot you.

Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though.

cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food.


You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food!

Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU?

This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still....

just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on.

Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own.

Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it!

Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed?

The world may not be ready, but I do believe that the hypothetical clamhead progeny will have a formidable spraying ability right from the get-go. Don't envy the diaper-changer, but it is likely to be camhead for the camhead progeny diaper duty, so there is a certain kind of justice in the sprayer getting hosed.


I'z NOT yore diaper changer!!!MadMadMadMadMad


On a similar note, jung said that his progeny peed in his own mouth the first day of his little life. Kinky muthuhfuckuh.


camhead


Apr 10, 2012, 1:50 PM
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lena_chita wrote:
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should have included the part about the rest ledge in that quote.

indeed. it's not a full sit down like some others but jack would still shitz his pants i believe.

I am happy that i found something that is in my range to work on.

not me doing the move one way i can't do it yet. there is also beta to cross to that hold that i also cannot do yet. lena's beta would have to include those shitty crimps in between Crazy (clamhed will note that this is not a corner)

LOoks like one of those crimps is right next to the bolt? use the bolt, the world will never know. Tongue

As someone who has never been within 200 miles of that route, I can assure everyone that there is discreet tenshunz going on there.


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Apr 10, 2012, 1:56 PM
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snoopy138 wrote:
granite_grrl wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
lena_chita wrote:
tripperjm wrote:
lena_chita wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
camhead wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
camhead wrote:
meatbomz wrote:
Well this place is hopping.

Just got a text from the DA.

Devil's_Advocate? I loved that guy!

Another awesome weakend at the New. Got on a new route called Black Crack, which apparently Croft onsited for teh FA, pissing off the locals. It's in the middle of a steep spurt crag, so nobody does it. Starts with four bolts of bouldery climbing, then joins a crack for a bunch of 12a fingerlocks separated by REALLY big jugs. Then, about 60 feet up, there's a hard crimp traverse to the right, where you hit a SPLITTER big .4 camalot crack, about 30 degrees overhanging, totally physical and straightforward and hard.

Rope drag was pretty bad, so I had to remove a lot of the directionals, too many, it turned out, to toprope easily. Dribble TR'd it, fell at the traverse, and could not get back on the route. I offered to go back up it to clip in some directionals, but nobody would let me TR it with the danger of cratering or hitting trees while climbing the first section without directionals. So, we took an existing other TR on an adjacent route, and I did this awesome clusterfuck of a double rope, twinbelayer toprope. PIcs will follow, it was way embarrassing.

Yesterday went back to the Lake, dribble made highpoints on Apollo, I gt half a move better on Pod, we talked shit on and with the Chossmarmots before they drove home. Good weekend. That is awl.
Where is my umbrella?

come on, doc, it's monday, and kamhed had announced last weke that he'd be at teh gnu. you should have this shit prepared.

This is tru. Donny should just write some dirty crypto that replaces any clamhat post on Monday during Spring or Fall with a pic of a big fire hose.

we could also just shoot you.

Always a good option. Make sure you do it after I cook a few weeks worth of food for teh dribble, though.

cool. I will send someone to shoot you and then eat yore food.


You beat me to it. I was just thinking, shoot them both and get the food!

Does it still count as GU if I caught it in time to realize that it would have been a GU?

This aint nam, there are rules, well there more like guidelines but still....

just wipe teh GU oft yore fase, be greatfull ewe didn't marry teh clamhed and move on.

Checking clipbored, it is still illegal to marry two guys, so clamhats are on their own.

Knot so much wurried about teh legalityz... it's teh children damn it!

Is teh world really ready fer another clamhed?

On the bright side I assume it's even more diffucult for gheys to adopt than it is for them to marry in the States.

I think it's marginally easier? Which is weird because there is actually not a single even reasonable-sounding (i.e., non-religious) argument that could be made against the gheys getting married, whereas at least there is a wrong and refuted-by-actual-evidence argument that can be made about disadvantages of adopted kids growing up amongst the gheys.


PHWEEEEETTTT!!




To the soapbox with you!!!


camhead


Apr 10, 2012, 2:53 PM
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So, a friend of a friend wanted to gym climb with me tonight. I invited him to our ultra serious garage training co-op. He's been sending me txt's like, "do they have shoe rentals?" "Do they take credit cards?" "Is it warm in there?"

This can only end badly.

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