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notapplicable
May 17, 2012, 7:18 PM
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Gmburns2000 wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: notapplicable wrote: Kartessa wrote: erisspirit wrote: I finally clicked on the ham sammich thread... I made it 3 posts in and had to go buy some bacon... ^^^I like her I never did get my damned sammich. She may have potential as a climbing partner but I weep for whoever she marries. Harsh! I am trying to make good on the sandwich thing . . . actually I did feel really bad about that and there is a long story that forms my excuse: what happened was that I very unfortunately left all my sandwich stuff at my friend's house on Saturday and didn't realize it until it was too late for me to go and get it, and then I had to leave too early on Sunday for me to be able to get it, and the thought of going to the store and buying even more ham when I already had plenty of ham, cheese, and mayo I would never eat myself was a bit too discouraging, and plus I kind of thought it would be rained out. All that to say, I'm sorry I didn't make you a sandwich! Less excuses, more time in the kitchen. Woman. Oh and welcome to the SPCI. Strong work actually posting and not just lurking. Some people seem to struggle with that concept, which is kind of the whole reason the thread exists. SPCI = Sty's post count increaser. I noticed that she jumped right in on after your post... good point.
Sounds like a creepy stalker to me. Prolly a smart move for Kegel not to divulge the personal information.
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notapplicable
May 17, 2012, 7:21 PM
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Gmburns2000 wrote: Lazlo wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: donald949 wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: donald949 wrote: edge wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: edge wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: edge wrote: So the wife and son, who just moved back home after finishing his Junior year at UMass, have left for upstate NY for the weekend. Batchelor for the weekend! I can do whatever I want as long as I don't burn the house down and remember to feed the doggers and cat. Suggestions? Tomorrow I am going climbing for the first time since tweaking my leg 9 weeks ago. I will be rusty, sore, dirty, and loving every minute of it. After that, I dunno. 1) forget to feed the house 2) burn the cat and dog 3) wear your wife's lingerie 4) take pics but don't post them here 5) better yet, record a video and put it on the tube 6) do what Don did and cut your own rope 7) bake cookies 8) get those pics of the neighbor's wife you've been waiting to take but couldn't because your wife was always around 9) play that drum, LOUD 10) teabag the garden gnome in the front yard 11) go ask the nearest cop where the nearest doughnut shop is 12) ski cranmore 13) play your favorite 70s bands LOUDer than you play the drum 14) get that sheep's phone number (oops, sorry, that's my list for when sunny is alone) 14) call your wife at 3 a.m. asking her where she keeps the chlorine soap 15) wash the dishes that's about all I got. 16) wash the sheets, blankets, and towels Six of those accomplished already!!! Does anyone know if superglue will work for repairing garden gnomes? sniff...I'm gonna miss those fellas. on the other hand, i'm looking forward to the pics of the neighbor's wife. Not my neighbors wife, no how, no way. That's why the garden gnome project got bumped up to high priority. I got so excited I beheaded the little fokker. Yes super glue works on gnomes. skip the washing, or next time it will be an expected chore. Leave the house a mess, except one area, meticulously clean and smelling like chlorine. I hard forgotten I mentioned cutting my own rope, but its true.  Not really recommended.  Get out all your climbing and camping gear, and unpack it in the living room. Tie the furniture together with pink webbing. Does anyone have a retired from leading but otherwise fine double or single they want to give me? that wasn't the intended fallout of washing the bed sheets while the wife is away. Like the idea of leaving the house a mess except for one spot with chlorine. Also like the idea of having the camping and climbing gear spread throughout the living room...especially if the tent is set up with the spare mattress stuffed inside. Okay, true I wasn't thinking about a better fallout for the house cleaning. I like the idea of the tent set up in the living room. Although my wife might not notice at first. The kids have play tents they set up in the living room all the time. Course it would be pretty phunny if awl kids trains, giant legos, tents, and play tents were moved out my klimbing gear and tents moved in.  I'm surprised the two ladies haven't chipped in yet, but changing the sheets when the wife is away is the kiss-of-death signal that it's not her hair she'll be finding all over the room days later. Au contraire, I would be showered with praise were I to accomplish this chore while Leigha was away.  Leigha's a swinger!
New shit has come to light!
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SylviaSmile
May 17, 2012, 8:17 PM
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Gmburns2000 wrote: ^^ that was meant for the lady ... [image]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNQF3WQSbuenzf3my0vwO7KvoXQVtfQ0RWKYIeRw5DIfBH0P-jSg[/image]
This is great! There needs to be more swing dancing here.
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SylviaSmile
May 17, 2012, 8:19 PM
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notapplicable wrote: sungam wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: notapplicable wrote: Kartessa wrote: erisspirit wrote: I finally clicked on the ham sammich thread... I made it 3 posts in and had to go buy some bacon... ^^^I like her I never did get my damned sammich. She may have potential as a climbing partner but I weep for whoever she marries. Harsh! I am trying to make good on the sandwich thing . . . actually I did feel really bad about that and there is a long story that forms my excuse: what happened was that I very unfortunately left all my sandwich stuff at my friend's house on Saturday and didn't realize it until it was too late for me to go and get it, and then I had to leave too early on Sunday for me to be able to get it, and the thought of going to the store and buying even more ham when I already had plenty of ham, cheese, and mayo I would never eat myself was a bit too discouraging, and plus I kind of thought it would be rained out. All that to say, I'm sorry I didn't make you a sandwich! Less excuses, more time in the kitchen. Woman. And that goes for all the ladies of the SPCI. KNOW YOUR ROLE! Are you referring to this? In a highly scientific study, it has been shown that roughly 0.0363% of people cannot identify this kind of joking as humor and will be offended. It seems we may have another person who can take "it" without ragequitting the internet. Eeeexxxxccellent. Although, human female nature being what it is, I am a bit nervous about how I will be made to pay for that comment on Sunday. **crosses fingers and hopes rope does not get cut**
Which comment, exactly? There are so many, now . . . </human female nature>
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SylviaSmile
May 17, 2012, 8:20 PM
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SylviaSmile wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: ^^ that was meant for the lady ...  This is great! There needs to be more swing dancing here.
Argh, the conundrum that I can't get the image to show without editing, which is weak, so I have to make a whole new post . . . oh well.
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Greggle
May 17, 2012, 10:40 PM
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Picked up my geetars for, like, the first time in a year. I didn't think I'd be this bad, but damn. Broke a string whilst tuning, too. No bueno.
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Kartessa
May 18, 2012, 2:54 AM
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Gmburns2000 wrote: notapplicable wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: In other news, I wish I was still living in a civilized country where the fish live without bones.  The fish down there have bones?? What kind of crazy genetically engineered shit are they into? Sounds like that industry needs some regulation. fucking bullshit is what it is. I want mah fish spineless!
Fuck the fish! That's how I like my men... Spineless... And rich
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sungam
May 18, 2012, 3:32 AM
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Lazlo wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: donald949 wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: donald949 wrote: edge wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: edge wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: edge wrote: So the wife and son, who just moved back home after finishing his Junior year at UMass, have left for upstate NY for the weekend. Batchelor for the weekend! I can do whatever I want as long as I don't burn the house down and remember to feed the doggers and cat. Suggestions? Tomorrow I am going climbing for the first time since tweaking my leg 9 weeks ago. I will be rusty, sore, dirty, and loving every minute of it. After that, I dunno. 1) forget to feed the house 2) burn the cat and dog 3) wear your wife's lingerie 4) take pics but don't post them here 5) better yet, record a video and put it on the tube 6) do what Don did and cut your own rope 7) bake cookies 8) get those pics of the neighbor's wife you've been waiting to take but couldn't because your wife was always around 9) play that drum, LOUD 10) teabag the garden gnome in the front yard 11) go ask the nearest cop where the nearest doughnut shop is 12) ski cranmore 13) play your favorite 70s bands LOUDer than you play the drum 14) get that sheep's phone number (oops, sorry, that's my list for when sunny is alone) 14) call your wife at 3 a.m. asking her where she keeps the chlorine soap 15) wash the dishes that's about all I got. 16) wash the sheets, blankets, and towels Six of those accomplished already!!! Does anyone know if superglue will work for repairing garden gnomes? sniff...I'm gonna miss those fellas. on the other hand, i'm looking forward to the pics of the neighbor's wife. Not my neighbors wife, no how, no way. That's why the garden gnome project got bumped up to high priority. I got so excited I beheaded the little fokker. Yes super glue works on gnomes. skip the washing, or next time it will be an expected chore. Leave the house a mess, except one area, meticulously clean and smelling like chlorine. I hard forgotten I mentioned cutting my own rope, but its true. Not really recommended. Get out all your climbing and camping gear, and unpack it in the living room. Tie the furniture together with pink webbing. Does anyone have a retired from leading but otherwise fine double or single they want to give me? that wasn't the intended fallout of washing the bed sheets while the wife is away. Like the idea of leaving the house a mess except for one spot with chlorine. Also like the idea of having the camping and climbing gear spread throughout the living room...especially if the tent is set up with the spare mattress stuffed inside. Okay, true I wasn't thinking about a better fallout for the house cleaning. I like the idea of the tent set up in the living room. Although my wife might not notice at first. The kids have play tents they set up in the living room all the time. Course it would be pretty phunny if awl kids trains, giant legos, tents, and play tents were moved out my klimbing gear and tents moved in. I'm surprised the two ladies haven't chipped in yet, but changing the sheets when the wife is away is the kiss-of-death signal that it's not her hair she'll be finding all over the room days later. Au contraire, I would be showered with praise were I to accomplish this chore while Leigha was away.
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sungam
May 18, 2012, 3:33 AM
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donald949 wrote: epoch wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: sungam wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: notapplicable wrote: Kartessa wrote: erisspirit wrote: I finally clicked on the ham sammich thread... I made it 3 posts in and had to go buy some bacon... ^^^I like her I never did get my damned sammich. She may have potential as a climbing partner but I weep for whoever she marries. Harsh! I am trying to make good on the sandwich thing . . . actually I did feel really bad about that and there is a long story that forms my excuse: what happened was that I very unfortunately left all my sandwich stuff at my friend's house on Saturday and didn't realize it until it was too late for me to go and get it, and then I had to leave too early on Sunday for me to be able to get it, and the thought of going to the store and buying even more ham when I already had plenty of ham, cheese, and mayo I would never eat myself was a bit too discouraging, and plus I kind of thought it would be rained out. All that to say, I'm sorry I didn't make you a sandwich! Less excuses, more time in the kitchen. Woman. And that goes for all the ladies of the SPCI. KNOW YOUR ROLE! Are you referring to this? In a highly scientific study, it has been shown that roughly 0.0363% of people cannot identify this kind of joking as humor and will be offended. It seems we may have another person who can take "it" without ragequitting the internet. I had to look up "ragequit."  But sungam, this is super discouraging: I just can't see myself posting 7 posts at a go! It is like watching someone climb 5.12 and being like I don't know how well I am going to do at this SPCI thing . . . [/lurking]Don't be discouraged by the riff-raff. They're jealous of what they cannot have. In other news... I need a sammich. [recommences lurking] hey its epoch *waves* how is the san diego werking out?
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sungam
May 18, 2012, 3:44 AM
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Greggle wrote: Picked up my geetars for, like, the first time in a year. I didn't think I'd be this bad, but damn. Broke a string whilst tuning, too. No bueno.
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Gmburns2000
May 18, 2012, 4:52 AM
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SylviaSmile wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: ^^ that was meant for the lady ... This is great! There needs to be more swing dancing here. Argh, the conundrum that I can't get the image to show without editing, which is weak, so I have to make a whole new post . . . oh well.
This thread is getting better
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Gmburns2000
May 18, 2012, 4:53 AM
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Gmburns2000 wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: ^^ that was meant for the lady ... This is great! There needs to be more swing dancing here. Argh, the conundrum that I can't get the image to show without editing, which is weak, so I have to make a whole new post . . . oh well. This thread is getting better
And i didn't think it could!
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Gmburns2000
May 18, 2012, 4:53 AM
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Gmburns2000 wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: ^^ that was meant for the lady ... This is great! There needs to be more swing dancing here. Argh, the conundrum that I can't get the image to show without editing, which is weak, so I have to make a whole new post . . . oh well. This thread is getting better And i didn't think it could!
9599!
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Gmburns2000
May 18, 2012, 4:54 AM
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pc++
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Greggle
May 18, 2012, 8:10 AM
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Kartessa wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: notapplicable wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: In other news, I wish I was still living in a civilized country where the fish live without bones. The fish down there have bones?? What kind of crazy genetically engineered shit are they into? Sounds like that industry needs some regulation. fucking bullshit is what it is. I want mah fish spineless! Fuck the fish! That's how I like my men... Spineless... And rich
We should meet.
Wait, is non–rich a deal breaker? Former, yes; latter, no.
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Greggle
May 18, 2012, 8:14 AM
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sungam wrote: Greggle wrote: Picked up my geetars for, like, the first time in a year. I didn't think I'd be this bad, but damn. Broke a string whilst tuning, too. No bueno. .
You're trying, Scotch. That's what's important.
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Greggle
May 18, 2012, 8:47 AM
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"Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets...
I've got it... Nudity."
Yeah, I've pretty much mastered the art of cocking off.
Next in the queue? "The dishes are done, man."
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erisspirit
May 18, 2012, 9:16 AM
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notapplicable wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: notapplicable wrote: Kartessa wrote: erisspirit wrote: I finally clicked on the ham sammich thread... I made it 3 posts in and had to go buy some bacon... ^^^I like her I never did get my damned sammich. She may have potential as a climbing partner but I weep for whoever she marries. Harsh! I am trying to make good on the sandwich thing . . . actually I did feel really bad about that and there is a long story that forms my excuse: what happened was that I very unfortunately left all my sandwich stuff at my friend's house on Saturday and didn't realize it until it was too late for me to go and get it, and then I had to leave too early on Sunday for me to be able to get it, and the thought of going to the store and buying even more ham when I already had plenty of ham, cheese, and mayo I would never eat myself was a bit too discouraging, and plus I kind of thought it would be rained out. All that to say, I'm sorry I didn't make you a sandwich! Less excuses, more time in the kitchen. Woman. And that goes for all the ladies of the SPCI. KNOW YOUR ROLE! Are you referring to this? In a highly scientific study, it has been shown that roughly 0.0363% of people cannot identify this kind of joking as humor and will be offended. Brilliant! I laughed so hard. Definitely stealing that for the FB.
LOL! I nearly spit out mai cawfee...
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erisspirit
May 18, 2012, 9:19 AM
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Gmburns2000 wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: ^^ that was meant for the lady ... This is great! There needs to be more swing dancing here. Argh, the conundrum that I can't get the image to show without editing, which is weak, so I have to make a whole new post . . . oh well. This thread is getting better And i didn't think it could!
I'm sure it will start going back downhill soon
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erisspirit
May 18, 2012, 9:20 AM
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Woo! bagel friday!
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Gmburns2000
May 18, 2012, 9:30 AM
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erisspirit wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: SylviaSmile wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: ^^ that was meant for the lady ... This is great! There needs to be more swing dancing here. Argh, the conundrum that I can't get the image to show without editing, which is weak, so I have to make a whole new post . . . oh well. This thread is getting better And i didn't think it could! I'm sure it will start going back downhill soon
I believe the technical term for that is "bummer, dude."
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Gmburns2000
May 18, 2012, 9:32 AM
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Just so no one has any doubts, I kick the living shit out of anyone who regularly plays me at Yatch (also known as yatchzee) on FB. Seriously, I have no challengers.
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Gmburns2000
May 18, 2012, 9:33 AM
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first painting of a lighthouse using only primaries (and a touch of ivory black and zinc and titanium white) didn't go so well.
different approach to painting the same thing using only secodaries now. fingers are crossed.
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sungam
May 18, 2012, 9:36 AM
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Greggle wrote: sungam wrote: Greggle wrote: Picked up my geetars for, like, the first time in a year. I didn't think I'd be this bad, but damn. Broke a string whilst tuning, too. No bueno. . You're trying, Scotch. That's what's important.
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Greggle
May 18, 2012, 9:37 AM
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11:35 am. Going back to bed.
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