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too hilarious! americans scared, wishing for guns, after being asked a question by 2 albertans!

http://gawker.com/...g-mild-confrontation


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macherry wrote:
too hilarious! americans scared, wishing for guns, after being asked a question by 2 albertans!

http://gawker.com/...g-mild-confrontation

Damn hoodlums.


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Holy crap, there just aren't enough facepalms to cover this one.


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macherry wrote:
too hilarious! americans scared, wishing for guns, after being asked a question by 2 albertans!

http://gawker.com/...g-mild-confrontation

i can understand.

overly friendly people always bring my guard up, as well.

it's a natural reaction...everyone at work already knows never to touch me.


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pinktricam wrote:
macherry wrote:
too hilarious! americans scared, wishing for guns, after being asked a question by 2 albertans!

http://gawker.com/...g-mild-confrontation

i can understand.

I'm sure you can.


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it's a natural reaction...everyone at work already knows never to touch me.
Probably not for the reasons you think.


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The gun nut wrote:
I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone.

What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight".


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pinktricam wrote:
macherry wrote:
too hilarious! americans scared, wishing for guns, after being asked a question by 2 albertans!

http://gawker.com/...g-mild-confrontation

i can understand.

overly friendly people always bring my guard up, as well.

it's a natural reaction...everyone at work already knows never to touch me.


Uh the bible says that you're supposed to be kind and friendly to everyone you meet so . . .


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chadnsc wrote:
pinktricam wrote:
macherry wrote:
too hilarious! americans scared, wishing for guns, after being asked a question by 2 albertans!

http://gawker.com/...g-mild-confrontation

i can understand.

overly friendly people always bring my guard up, as well.

it's a natural reaction...everyone at work already knows never to touch me.


Uh the bible says that you're supposed to be kind and friendly to everyone you meet so . . .

That may be what is says, BUT that's not what it means... It's all in the iterpretation, brutha.


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rrrADAM wrote:
The gun nut wrote:
I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone.

What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight".

Um... crucifix, blood, death, hmm... a story who's entire focus is around a truly loving father who tortures and kills his only son...

I can't begin to imagine where all those American gun nut Christians could have gotten it from?

2,000 years of fetishizing death and the implements of death.

Nah, no connection.

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cracklover wrote:
rrrADAM wrote:
The gun nut wrote:
I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone.

What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight".

Um... crucifix, blood, death, hmm... a story who's entire focus is around a truly loving father who tortures and kills his only son...

Know the Word before you spew it!

People, namely the Romans, tortured and killed his only son. Much different then God torturing and killing his only Son.


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DougMartin wrote:
cracklover wrote:
rrrADAM wrote:
The gun nut wrote:
I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone.

What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight".

Um... crucifix, blood, death, hmm... a story who's entire focus is around a truly loving father who tortures and kills his only son...

Know the Word before you spew it!

People, namely the Romans, tortured and killed his only son. Much different then God torturing and killing his only Son.

Face psalm!

Jesus was like,'Daddy, why?'

God was awl 'STFU, take it like a man and you can come up here and be mah right hand bitch!'


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DougMartin wrote:
cracklover wrote:
rrrADAM wrote:
The gun nut wrote:
I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone.

What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight".

Um... crucifix, blood, death, hmm... a story who's entire focus is around a truly loving father who tortures and kills his only son...

Know the Word before you spew it!

People, namely the Romans, tortured and killed his only son. Much different then God torturing and killing his only Son.

I just spewed my water all over my keyboard. Amazingly funny.


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DougMartin wrote:
cracklover wrote:
rrrADAM wrote:
The gun nut wrote:
I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone.

What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight".

Um... crucifix, blood, death, hmm... a story who's entire focus is around a truly loving father who tortures and kills his only son...

Know the Word before you spew it!

People, namely the Romans, tortured and killed his only son. Much different then God torturing and killing his only Son.

It was His will.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzuxyq3ltls


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DougMartin wrote:
cracklover wrote:
rrrADAM wrote:
The gun nut wrote:
I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone.

What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight".

Um... crucifix, blood, death, hmm... a story who's entire focus is around a truly loving father who tortures and kills his only son...

Know the Word before you spew it!

People, namely the Romans, tortured and killed his only son. Much different then God torturing and killing his only Son.


Yea... Um, OK... That all came as a suprise to God, and it wasn;t his plan to sacrifice his son/himself so we could all be saved.

What was that you wrote: Know the Word before you spew it!


As I said in another repy to you...
"It is better to be thought of as an idiot that to..."

You are typing in all CAPS dude.


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That was pretty good, biner. Laugh


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Canadians are scary.

Ma's Canadian and she scares the carp out of me.


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carabiner96 wrote:
DougMartin wrote:
cracklover wrote:
rrrADAM wrote:
The gun nut wrote:
I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone.

What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight".

Um... crucifix, blood, death, hmm... a story who's entire focus is around a truly loving father who tortures and kills his only son...

Know the Word before you spew it!

People, namely the Romans, tortured and killed his only son. Much different then God torturing and killing his only Son.

Face psalm!

Jesus was like,'Daddy, why?'

God was awl 'STFU, take it like a man and you can come up here and be mah right hand bitch!'

bible studies 101


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macherry wrote:
carabiner96 wrote:
DougMartin wrote:
cracklover wrote:
rrrADAM wrote:
The gun nut wrote:
I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone.

What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight".

Um... crucifix, blood, death, hmm... a story who's entire focus is around a truly loving father who tortures and kills his only son...

Know the Word before you spew it!

People, namely the Romans, tortured and killed his only son. Much different then God torturing and killing his only Son.

Face psalm!

Jesus was like,'Daddy, why?'

God was awl 'STFU, take it like a man and you can come up here and be mah right hand bitch!'

bible studies 101

Not even. I was brought up Jewish*, and even I know this shit.

GO

*Which reminds me, I thought it was supposed to be us that killed Jesus. When did your Sunday schools start giving credit to the Romans? Sheesh, next you're going to be saying we're not good with money.


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chadnsc wrote:
Canadians are scary.

Ma's Canadian and she scares the carp out of me.



Damn, you gotta be careful around them Canadians. Sounds painful.

GO


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cracklover wrote:
chadnsc wrote:
Canadians are scary.

Ma's Canadian and she scares the carp out of me.



Damn, you gotta be careful around them Canadians. Sounds painful.

GO


That was funny as hell cracklover!
Oh god, I laughed so hard a fish shot out of my ass!


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True story, the only time I've been accosted by a street person was in Calgary. Had me reaching for my BB gun.


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cracklover wrote:
chadnsc wrote:
Canadians are scary.

Ma's Canadian and she scares the carp out of me.

[image]http://i50.tinypic.com/2yuetfk.jpg[/image]

Damn, you gotta be careful around them Canadians. Sounds painful.

GO

be afraid


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True story, the only time I've been accosted by a street person was in Calgary. Had me reaching for my BB gun.

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cracklover wrote:
chadnsc wrote:
Canadians are scary.

Ma's Canadian and she scares the carp out of me.



Damn, you gotta be careful around them Canadians. Sounds painful.

GO

Actually, it more painful when it's shat out tail first.

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