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squierbypetzl
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Aug 8, 2012, 7:15 PM
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Damn hoodlums.
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ubu
Aug 8, 2012, 7:21 PM
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Holy crap, there just aren't enough facepalms to cover this one.
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pinktricam
Aug 8, 2012, 8:35 PM
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i can understand.
overly friendly people always bring my guard up, as well.
it's a natural reaction...everyone at work already knows never to touch me.
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veganclimber
Aug 8, 2012, 9:03 PM
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pinktricam wrote: i can understand.
I'm sure you can.
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carabiner96
Aug 9, 2012, 5:03 AM
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pinktricam wrote: it's a natural reaction...everyone at work already knows never to touch me.
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chadnsc
Aug 9, 2012, 6:41 AM
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pinktricam wrote: i can understand. overly friendly people always bring my guard up, as well. it's a natural reaction...everyone at work already knows never to touch me.
Uh the bible says that you're supposed to be kind and friendly to everyone you meet so . . .
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rrrADAM
Aug 9, 2012, 9:21 AM
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chadnsc wrote: pinktricam wrote: i can understand. overly friendly people always bring my guard up, as well. it's a natural reaction...everyone at work already knows never to touch me. Uh the bible says that you're supposed to be kind and friendly to everyone you meet so . . .
That may be what is says, BUT that's not what it means... It's all in the iterpretation, brutha.
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cracklover
Aug 9, 2012, 10:11 AM
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rrrADAM wrote: The gun nut wrote: I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone. What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight".
Um... crucifix, blood, death, hmm... a story who's entire focus is around a truly loving father who tortures and kills his only son...
I can't begin to imagine where all those American gun nut Christians could have gotten it from?
2,000 years of fetishizing death and the implements of death.
Nah, no connection.
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DougMartin
Aug 9, 2012, 11:35 AM
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cracklover wrote: rrrADAM wrote: The gun nut wrote: I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone. What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight". Um... crucifix, blood, death, hmm... a story who's entire focus is around a truly loving father who tortures and kills his only son...
Know the Word before you spew it!
People, namely the Romans, tortured and killed his only son. Much different then God torturing and killing his only Son.
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carabiner96
Aug 9, 2012, 11:50 AM
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DougMartin wrote: cracklover wrote: rrrADAM wrote: The gun nut wrote: I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone. What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight". Um... crucifix, blood, death, hmm... a story who's entire focus is around a truly loving father who tortures and kills his only son... Know the Word before you spew it! People, namely the Romans, tortured and killed his only son. Much different then God torturing and killing his only Son.
Face psalm!
Jesus was like,'Daddy, why?'
God was awl 'STFU, take it like a man and you can come up here and be mah right hand bitch!'
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LostinMaine
Aug 9, 2012, 11:57 AM
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DougMartin wrote: cracklover wrote: rrrADAM wrote: The gun nut wrote: I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone. What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight". Um... crucifix, blood, death, hmm... a story who's entire focus is around a truly loving father who tortures and kills his only son... Know the Word before you spew it! People, namely the Romans, tortured and killed his only son. Much different then God torturing and killing his only Son.
I just spewed my water all over my keyboard. Amazingly funny.
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veganclimber
Aug 9, 2012, 12:05 PM
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DougMartin wrote: cracklover wrote: rrrADAM wrote: The gun nut wrote: I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone. What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight". Um... crucifix, blood, death, hmm... a story who's entire focus is around a truly loving father who tortures and kills his only son... Know the Word before you spew it! People, namely the Romans, tortured and killed his only son. Much different then God torturing and killing his only Son.
It was His will.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzuxyq3ltls
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rrrADAM
Aug 9, 2012, 12:22 PM
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DougMartin wrote: cracklover wrote: rrrADAM wrote: The gun nut wrote: I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone. What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight". Um... crucifix, blood, death, hmm... a story who's entire focus is around a truly loving father who tortures and kills his only son... Know the Word before you spew it! People, namely the Romans, tortured and killed his only son. Much different then God torturing and killing his only Son.
Yea... Um, OK... That all came as a suprise to God, and it wasn;t his plan to sacrifice his son/himself so we could all be saved.
What was that you wrote: Know the Word before you spew it!
As I said in another repy to you...
"It is better to be thought of as an idiot that to..."
You are typing in all CAPS dude.
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rrrADAM
Aug 9, 2012, 12:27 PM
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That was pretty good, biner. 
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chadnsc
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Canadians are scary.
Ma's Canadian and she scares the carp out of me.
(This post was edited by chadnsc on Aug 9, 2012, 12:29 PM)
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macherry
Aug 9, 2012, 12:31 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: DougMartin wrote: cracklover wrote: rrrADAM wrote: The gun nut wrote: I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone. What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight". Um... crucifix, blood, death, hmm... a story who's entire focus is around a truly loving father who tortures and kills his only son... Know the Word before you spew it! People, namely the Romans, tortured and killed his only son. Much different then God torturing and killing his only Son. Face psalm! Jesus was like,'Daddy, why?' God was awl 'STFU, take it like a man and you can come up here and be mah right hand bitch!'
bible studies 101
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cracklover
Aug 9, 2012, 1:04 PM
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macherry wrote: carabiner96 wrote: DougMartin wrote: cracklover wrote: rrrADAM wrote: The gun nut wrote: I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon of some sort, but rather concluded it was in their best interest to leave us alone. What is it with Jesus and guns in America? There is a direct correlation to Religious Nuttery and Gun Nuttery... Seems directly proportional... Just look at pinkie... He even takes pics of all his guns, like they are his kids, and if Jesus were actually real, he would be embarassed to have pinkie telling everybody that "he and Jesus were tight". Um... crucifix, blood, death, hmm... a story who's entire focus is around a truly loving father who tortures and kills his only son... Know the Word before you spew it! People, namely the Romans, tortured and killed his only son. Much different then God torturing and killing his only Son. Face psalm! Jesus was like,'Daddy, why?' God was awl 'STFU, take it like a man and you can come up here and be mah right hand bitch!' bible studies 101
Not even. I was brought up Jewish*, and even I know this shit.
GO
*Which reminds me, I thought it was supposed to be us that killed Jesus. When did your Sunday schools start giving credit to the Romans? Sheesh, next you're going to be saying we're not good with money.
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chadnsc
Aug 9, 2012, 1:25 PM
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cracklover wrote: chadnsc wrote: Canadians are scary. Ma's Canadian and she scares the carp out of me.  Damn, you gotta be careful around them Canadians. Sounds painful. GO
That was funny as hell cracklover!
Oh god, I laughed so hard a fish shot out of my ass!
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carabiner96
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True story, the only time I've been accosted by a street person was in Calgary. Had me reaching for my BB gun.
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macherry
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cracklover wrote: chadnsc wrote: Canadians are scary. Ma's Canadian and she scares the carp out of me. [image]http://i50.tinypic.com/2yuetfk.jpg[/image] Damn, you gotta be careful around them Canadians. Sounds painful. GO
be afraid
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pinktricam
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cracklover wrote: chadnsc wrote: Canadians are scary. Ma's Canadian and she scares the carp out of me. Damn, you gotta be careful around them Canadians. Sounds painful. GO
Actually, it more painful when it's shat out tail first.
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