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carabiner96


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Is this climber a douchebag? GAME!!!
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This game can be played with many groups, but let's do climbers, shall we?

Submit a picture of a climber. Use following point system to determine if they're a douchebag. If you can hit 10 pts... Douchebag status!!!

I'll start with some points, please recommend more.

1 pt - Backwards hat
1 pt - Livestrong bracelet
1 pt - Shiny slings
1 pt - Rolled up pant cuffs
1 pt - Bouldering
2 pt - Basketball Shorts
2 pt - Under Armour (anything)
3 pt - Trying to 'justify' your douchebag points
3 pt -brings a dog to the crag that'll a breed Paris Hilton has kept in her handbag
3 pt - Oversized sunglasses ( w)
3 pt - Anything Abercrombie
3 pt - 5Finger Shoes
3 pt - Backwards hat under helmet
3 pt - Heavy makeup ( women)
3 pt- Trad gear in the gym
4pt - gold chains
4 pt - Owns, and admits using, Muscle Milk
5 pt - Sleeveless shirt ( men only).
5 pt - Daisy chain thong
5 pt - Asian tattoo
5 pt - Uses special tools to drink beer ( beer bong, funnel)
5pt - oversized sunglasses ( m)
5 pt - Popped collar
6 pt - Heavy makeup (men)
6 pt - Diamond studs (men)
6 pt - Skins and beanies ( unless you're a chick, then you get + 20 awesome points)
6 pt - Anything Ed Hardy
8 pt - Asian tattoo meant to be significant, but actually says 'Kung Pao Chicken'
8 pt - Spray Tan


Before you freak and go 'OMG, you jerk! I wear sleeveless tees and wear a backwards hat and you're saying I'm a douchebag?' Relax, USNavy, you're only a 6.... Not a full douchebag.


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Who's Ed Hardy? And is that a crag that Paris Hilton has owned or a dog that Paris Hilton has owned?


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Fixt. You'll know Ed when you see it.


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You're forgetting popped collars and five fingers toe shoes.


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Doug.


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Skins with beanies for bonus points?


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Kartessa wrote:
Skins with beanies for bonus points?
That's gotta be at least 6 points. I'm trying to stay away from things that are just noob ish...


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chadnsc wrote:
[image]http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q509/chadnsc/83be6b75.jpg[/image]

Doug.
Extra points for gang banging on top rope with a nut tool?


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Douche with a flamingo beer bong or is it flabongo?




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theturtle wrote:
Douche with a flamingo beer bong or is it flabongo?

[image]http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/1/461281-largest_binniebongo.jpg[/image]
WE HAVE OUR FIRST DOUCHEBAG! I count 11!


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carabiner96 wrote:
theturtle wrote:
Douche with a flamingo beer bong or is it flabongo?

WE HAVE OUR FIRST DOUCHEBAG! I count 11!

HEY! That's me. WTF

Now get this guy to the climbing gym and he'll be douchebagging with the best. I can smell the double pits to chesty from here.




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I need to add gld chains!


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Uses the term "brah"


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displays any of these behaviours in a climbing gym = points x 1.5


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Men wearing white framed sunglasses. Makes 'em look like a 14 yr old girl lusting for Justin Bieber.


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How many points for wearing a blue track suit to the crag?

Or flashing horns?


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lame, I was hoping that I could the make ten points. Frown

what if I wear two gold chains?


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njrox wrote:
lame, I was hoping that I could the make ten points. Frown

what if I wear two gold chains?
5 pts for being from Jersey? Or Mass?


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According to that chart I score a 1. I'll cop to the rolled up pant cuffs. But I also wear old work pants for climbing pants, often with tar stains, paint, half torn patches. I could get cool dirtbag points, or negative douchbag too cheap ass to buy pants points.


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For some reason, sit-starts remind me of watching baywatch, you know, when someone is 'drowning' in 2' of water and you're yelling "STAND UP. JUST STAND UP."
Yeah, a lot of bouldering photos remind me of that.


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surfer9joe wrote:


Ha, ha!

That's our gym and I know that guy.

Laugh


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surfer9joe wrote:
[image]http://www.mememaker.net/static/images/templates/14759.jpg[/image]
5 pts for beauty poses? 2 ps for waxed chest?


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carabiner96 wrote:
surfer9joe wrote:
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5 pts for beauty poses? 2 ps for waxed chest?

+1 for livestrong band


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How glad was I to read the whole thread and see no pictures of me!

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