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carabiner96
Aug 10, 2012, 11:33 AM
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This game can be played with many groups, but let's do climbers, shall we?
Submit a picture of a climber. Use following point system to determine if they're a douchebag. If you can hit 10 pts... Douchebag status!!!
I'll start with some points, please recommend more.
1 pt - Backwards hat
1 pt - Livestrong bracelet
1 pt - Shiny slings
1 pt - Rolled up pant cuffs
1 pt - Bouldering
2 pt - Basketball Shorts
2 pt - Under Armour (anything)
3 pt - Trying to 'justify' your douchebag points
3 pt -brings a dog to the crag that'll a breed Paris Hilton has kept in her handbag
3 pt - Oversized sunglasses ( w)
3 pt - Anything Abercrombie
3 pt - 5Finger Shoes
3 pt - Backwards hat under helmet
3 pt - Heavy makeup ( women)
3 pt- Trad gear in the gym
4pt - gold chains
4 pt - Owns, and admits using, Muscle Milk
5 pt - Sleeveless shirt ( men only).
5 pt - Daisy chain thong
5 pt - Asian tattoo
5 pt - Uses special tools to drink beer ( beer bong, funnel)
5pt - oversized sunglasses ( m)
5 pt - Popped collar
6 pt - Heavy makeup (men)
6 pt - Diamond studs (men)
6 pt - Skins and beanies ( unless you're a chick, then you get + 20 awesome points)
6 pt - Anything Ed Hardy
8 pt - Asian tattoo meant to be significant, but actually says 'Kung Pao Chicken'
8 pt - Spray Tan
Before you freak and go 'OMG, you jerk! I wear sleeveless tees and wear a backwards hat and you're saying I'm a douchebag?' Relax, USNavy, you're only a 6.... Not a full douchebag.
(This post was edited by carabiner96 on Sep 9, 2012, 1:17 PM)
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csproul
Aug 10, 2012, 11:40 AM
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Who's Ed Hardy? And is that a crag that Paris Hilton has owned or a dog that Paris Hilton has owned?
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carabiner96
Aug 10, 2012, 11:43 AM
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Fixt. You'll know Ed when you see it.
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Kartessa
Aug 10, 2012, 11:43 AM
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You're forgetting popped collars and five fingers toe shoes.
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chadnsc
Aug 10, 2012, 11:43 AM
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Doug.
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Kartessa
Aug 10, 2012, 11:44 AM
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Skins with beanies for bonus points?
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carabiner96
Aug 10, 2012, 11:49 AM
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Kartessa wrote: Skins with beanies for bonus points?
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carabiner96
Aug 10, 2012, 11:56 AM
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chadnsc wrote: [image]http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q509/chadnsc/83be6b75.jpg[/image] Doug.
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theturtle
Aug 10, 2012, 12:01 PM
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Douche with a flamingo beer bong or is it flabongo?
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carabiner96
Aug 10, 2012, 12:04 PM
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theturtle wrote: Douche with a flamingo beer bong or is it flabongo? [image]http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/1/461281-largest_binniebongo.jpg[/image]
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areyoumydude
Aug 10, 2012, 12:15 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: theturtle wrote: Douche with a flamingo beer bong or is it flabongo? WE HAVE OUR FIRST DOUCHEBAG! I count 11!
HEY! That's me. WTF
Now get this guy to the climbing gym and he'll be douchebagging with the best. I can smell the double pits to chesty from here.
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carabiner96
Aug 10, 2012, 12:20 PM
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I need to add gld chains!
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Kartessa
Aug 10, 2012, 12:24 PM
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Uses the term "brah"
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Kartessa
Aug 10, 2012, 12:25 PM
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displays any of these behaviours in a climbing gym = points x 1.5
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marc801
Aug 10, 2012, 12:37 PM
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Men wearing white framed sunglasses. Makes 'em look like a 14 yr old girl lusting for Justin Bieber.
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edge
Aug 10, 2012, 12:51 PM
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How many points for wearing a blue track suit to the crag?
Or flashing horns?
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njrox
Aug 10, 2012, 1:05 PM
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lame, I was hoping that I could the make ten points. 
what if I wear two gold chains?
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carabiner96
Aug 10, 2012, 3:30 PM
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njrox wrote: lame, I was hoping that I could the make ten points. what if I wear two gold chains?
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rangerrob
Aug 10, 2012, 5:44 PM
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According to that chart I score a 1. I'll cop to the rolled up pant cuffs. But I also wear old work pants for climbing pants, often with tar stains, paint, half torn patches. I could get cool dirtbag points, or negative douchbag too cheap ass to buy pants points.
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surfer9joe
Aug 10, 2012, 7:31 PM
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surfstar
Aug 10, 2012, 9:19 PM
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For some reason, sit-starts remind me of watching baywatch, you know, when someone is 'drowning' in 2' of water and you're yelling "STAND UP. JUST STAND UP."
Yeah, a lot of bouldering photos remind me of that.
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carabiner96
Aug 11, 2012, 6:16 AM
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surfer9joe wrote: [image]http://www.mememaker.net/static/images/templates/14759.jpg[/image]
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surfstar
Aug 11, 2012, 8:40 AM
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carabiner96 wrote: surfer9joe wrote: [image]http://www.mememaker.net/static/images/templates/14759.jpg[/image] 5 pts for beauty poses? 2 ps for waxed chest?
+1 for livestrong band
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Amorino
Aug 11, 2012, 12:36 PM
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How glad was I to read the whole thread and see no pictures of me!
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