Forums: Climbing Information: General:
climbing water - for women!
RSS FeedRSS Feeds for General

Premier Sponsor:

 


thewyseclimber


Oct 31, 2012, 1:09 PM
Post #1 of 21 (3702 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Mar 2, 2004
Posts: 179

climbing water - for women!
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (3 ratings)  
Can't Post

If you're a woman, you know that you've been waiting your whole life for this - a bottled water designed specifically to fit your exacting hydration requirements! It's finally here: "Villa Santa: Woman Safe and unique, like you"

Note that in addition to providing superior female hydration, it also allows you to safely self belay with a super 8 on a fixed line, clipped through your tie in loops, while climbing overhanging limestone with stylish boots.

This poster was in a little corner store that I encountered on the way down the mountain from a hike here in Cochabamba, Bolivia.
Attachments: poster.jpg (130 KB)


wonderwoman


Oct 31, 2012, 1:27 PM
Post #2 of 21 (3689 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Dec 14, 2002
Posts: 4269

Re: [thewyseclimber] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (1 rating)  
Can't Post



If this were US merchandise, they would have slapped a pink ribbon on the bottle to persuade you to buy, buy, buy. Disclaimer: This bottle may leach chemicals that cause breast cancer into the water you are about to consume.


patto


Oct 31, 2012, 1:43 PM
Post #3 of 21 (3675 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Nov 14, 2005
Posts: 1452

Re: [thewyseclimber] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (1 rating)  
Can't Post

I've always wondered what those loops at the side of harnesses are for! They're for holding your water bottle!


Gmburns2000


Oct 31, 2012, 2:02 PM
Post #4 of 21 (3657 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Mar 6, 2007
Posts: 15176

Re: [thewyseclimber] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (4 ratings)  
Can't Post

how is this not spam? It's not even written well.


Partner cracklover


Oct 31, 2012, 2:21 PM
Post #5 of 21 (3640 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Nov 14, 2002
Posts: 10054

Re: [thewyseclimber] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (1 rating)  
Can't Post

thewyseclimber wrote:
If you're a woman, you know that you've been waiting your whole life for this - a bottled water designed specifically to fit your exacting hydration requirements! It's finally here: "Villa Santa: Woman Safe and unique, like you"

Note that in addition to providing superior female hydration, it also allows you to safely self belay with a super 8 on a fixed line, clipped through your tie in loops, while climbing overhanging limestone with stylish boots.

This poster was in a little corner store that I encountered on the way down the mountain from a hike here in Cochabamba, Bolivia.

Hillarious! Thanks for the find.

GO


petsfed


Oct 31, 2012, 3:08 PM
Post #6 of 21 (3615 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Sep 24, 2002
Posts: 8595

Re: [Gmburns2000] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (3 ratings)  
Can't Post

Gmburns2000 wrote:
how is this not spam? It's not even written well.

You may need to send in your sarcasm detector. It appears its zeroing is waaay out of whack.


bearbreeder


Oct 31, 2012, 3:36 PM
Post #7 of 21 (3602 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Feb 1, 2009
Posts: 1960

Re: [thewyseclimber] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (1 rating)  
Can't Post

the chick is cute ... thats all that matters ... STOP

Wink


Gmburns2000


Oct 31, 2012, 3:38 PM
Post #8 of 21 (3602 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Mar 6, 2007
Posts: 15176

Re: [petsfed] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

petsfed wrote:
Gmburns2000 wrote:
how is this not spam? It's not even written well.

You may need to send in your sarcasm detector. It appears its zeroing is waaay out of whack.

yup, maybe. this site has gone to shit lately. i guess my guard was down.


ObviousTroll


Oct 31, 2012, 5:02 PM
Post #9 of 21 (3560 views)
Shortcut

Registered: May 29, 2012
Posts: 90

Re: [Gmburns2000] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (1 rating)  
Can't Post

Gmburns2000 wrote:
petsfed wrote:
Gmburns2000 wrote:
how is this not spam? It's not even written well.

You may need to send in your sarcasm detector. It appears its zeroing is waaay out of whack.

yup, maybe. this site has gone to shit lately.

That only happened when you started posting on every single thread with that ridiculous avatar.

Am I seeing this correctly or is her right breast just simply -gone-?


RobAT


Oct 31, 2012, 7:08 PM
Post #10 of 21 (3508 views)
Shortcut

Registered: May 15, 2011
Posts: 15

Re: [thewyseclimber] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (1 rating)  
Can't Post

She's self belaying on a figure eight. Is that a 12.7 mm arborist rope?

(This post was edited by RobAT on Nov 1, 2012, 11:22 AM)


crjanow


Nov 3, 2012, 5:49 AM
Post #11 of 21 (3323 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Dec 17, 2008
Posts: 69

Re: [bearbreeder] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (1 rating)  
Can't Post

bearbreeder wrote:
the chick is cute ... thats all that matters ... STOP

Wink
i was thinking the same thing


granite_grrl


Nov 3, 2012, 6:22 AM
Post #12 of 21 (3312 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Oct 25, 2002
Posts: 14876

Re: [crjanow] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (2 ratings)  
Can't Post

crjanow wrote:
bearbreeder wrote:
the chick is cute ... thats all that matters ... STOP

Wink
i was thinking the same thing
I was thinking that her arms were really skinny.


crjanow


Nov 3, 2012, 6:56 AM
Post #13 of 21 (3304 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Dec 17, 2008
Posts: 69

Re: [granite_grrl] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

granite_grrl wrote:
crjanow wrote:
bearbreeder wrote:
the chick is cute ... thats all that matters ... STOP

Wink
i was thinking the same thing
I was thinking that her arms were really skinny.
lol, yes they are


milesenoell


Nov 3, 2012, 8:56 AM
Post #14 of 21 (3290 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Sep 19, 2006
Posts: 1156

Re: [thewyseclimber] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

They say it's water, but the contents of the bottle is milky white?


SylviaSmile


Nov 3, 2012, 11:27 PM
Post #15 of 21 (3213 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Oct 3, 2011
Posts: 982

Re: [Gmburns2000] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

Gmburns2000 wrote:
petsfed wrote:
Gmburns2000 wrote:
how is this not spam? It's not even written well.

You may need to send in your sarcasm detector. It appears its zeroing is waaay out of whack.

yup, maybe. this site has gone to shit lately. i guess my guard was down.

This thread has definitely made it more awesome. :)


Khoi


Nov 4, 2012, 7:17 PM
Post #16 of 21 (3138 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Apr 10, 2008
Posts: 294

Re: [granite_grrl] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

granite_grrl wrote:
crjanow wrote:
bearbreeder wrote:
the chick is cute ... thats all that matters ... STOP

Wink
i was thinking the same thing
I was thinking that her arms were really skinny.

If you think her arms are really skinny, what do you think of Sasha DiGuilian's arms???


theguy


Nov 4, 2012, 7:49 PM
Post #17 of 21 (3125 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Aug 13, 2004
Posts: 461

Re: [Khoi] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

Khoi wrote:
If you think her arms are really skinny, what do you think of Sasha DiGuilian's arms???

Nice! This thread just grew (skinny) (threadjack) legs.


Partner macherry


Nov 6, 2012, 9:56 AM
Post #18 of 21 (3037 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Sep 10, 2003
Posts: 15808

Re: [theguy] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (1 rating)  
Can't Post

how did i miss this!!


amarius


Nov 6, 2012, 10:04 AM
Post #19 of 21 (3029 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Feb 23, 2012
Posts: 119

Re: [thewyseclimber] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (1 rating)  
Can't Post

No comments on her climbing shoes?


donald949


Nov 6, 2012, 11:30 AM
Post #20 of 21 (2992 views)
Shortcut

Registered: May 24, 2007
Posts: 11400

Re: [Gmburns2000] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

Gmburns2000 wrote:
petsfed wrote:
Gmburns2000 wrote:
how is this not spam? It's not even written well.

You may need to send in your sarcasm detector. It appears its zeroing is waaay out of whack.

yup, maybe. this site has gone to shit lately. i guess my guard was down.
ohhh, I thought your post was sarcasm as well.


Gmburns2000


Nov 6, 2012, 3:02 PM
Post #21 of 21 (2941 views)
Shortcut

Registered: Mar 6, 2007
Posts: 15176

Re: [donald949] climbing water - for women! [In reply to]
Report this Post
Average: avg_1 avg_2 avg_3 avg_4 avg_5 (0 ratings)  
Can't Post

donald949 wrote:
Gmburns2000 wrote:
petsfed wrote:
Gmburns2000 wrote:
how is this not spam? It's not even written well.

You may need to send in your sarcasm detector. It appears its zeroing is waaay out of whack.

yup, maybe. this site has gone to shit lately. i guess my guard was down.
ohhh, I thought your post was sarcasm as well.

yeah no


Forums : Climbing Information : General

 


Search for (options)

Log In:

Username:
Password: Remember me:

Go Register
Go Lost Password?



Follow us on Twiter Become a Fan on Facebook