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thewyseclimber
Oct 31, 2012, 8:09 PM
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If you're a woman, you know that you've been waiting your whole life for this - a bottled water designed specifically to fit your exacting hydration requirements! It's finally here: "Villa Santa: Woman Safe and unique, like you"
Note that in addition to providing superior female hydration, it also allows you to safely self belay with a super 8 on a fixed line, clipped through your tie in loops, while climbing overhanging limestone with stylish boots.
This poster was in a little corner store that I encountered on the way down the mountain from a hike here in Cochabamba, Bolivia.
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wonderwoman
Oct 31, 2012, 8:27 PM
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If this were US merchandise, they would have slapped a pink ribbon on the bottle to persuade you to buy, buy, buy. Disclaimer: This bottle may leach chemicals that cause breast cancer into the water you are about to consume.
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patto
Oct 31, 2012, 8:43 PM
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I've always wondered what those loops at the side of harnesses are for! They're for holding your water bottle!
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Gmburns2000
Oct 31, 2012, 9:02 PM
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how is this not spam? It's not even written well.
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cracklover
Oct 31, 2012, 9:21 PM
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thewyseclimber wrote: If you're a woman, you know that you've been waiting your whole life for this - a bottled water designed specifically to fit your exacting hydration requirements! It's finally here: "Villa Santa: Woman Safe and unique, like you" Note that in addition to providing superior female hydration, it also allows you to safely self belay with a super 8 on a fixed line, clipped through your tie in loops, while climbing overhanging limestone with stylish boots. This poster was in a little corner store that I encountered on the way down the mountain from a hike here in Cochabamba, Bolivia.
Hillarious! Thanks for the find.
GO
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petsfed
Oct 31, 2012, 10:08 PM
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Gmburns2000 wrote: how is this not spam? It's not even written well.
You may need to send in your sarcasm detector. It appears its zeroing is waaay out of whack.
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bearbreeder
Oct 31, 2012, 10:36 PM
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the chick is cute ... thats all that matters ... STOP
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Gmburns2000
Oct 31, 2012, 10:38 PM
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petsfed wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: how is this not spam? It's not even written well. You may need to send in your sarcasm detector. It appears its zeroing is waaay out of whack.
yup, maybe. this site has gone to shit lately. i guess my guard was down.
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ObviousTroll
Nov 1, 2012, 12:02 AM
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Gmburns2000 wrote: petsfed wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: how is this not spam? It's not even written well. You may need to send in your sarcasm detector. It appears its zeroing is waaay out of whack. yup, maybe. this site has gone to shit lately.
That only happened when you started posting on every single thread with that ridiculous avatar.
Am I seeing this correctly or is her right breast just simply -gone-?
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RobAT
Nov 1, 2012, 2:08 AM
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She's self belaying on a figure eight. Is that a 12.7 mm arborist rope?
(This post was edited by RobAT on Nov 1, 2012, 6:22 PM)
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granite_grrl
Nov 3, 2012, 1:22 PM
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crjanow wrote: bearbreeder wrote: the chick is cute ... thats all that matters ... STOP i was thinking the same thing
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crjanow
Nov 3, 2012, 1:56 PM
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granite_grrl wrote: crjanow wrote: bearbreeder wrote: the chick is cute ... thats all that matters ... STOP i was thinking the same thing I was thinking that her arms were really skinny.
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milesenoell
Nov 3, 2012, 3:56 PM
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They say it's water, but the contents of the bottle is milky white?
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SylviaSmile
Nov 4, 2012, 6:27 AM
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Gmburns2000 wrote: petsfed wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: how is this not spam? It's not even written well. You may need to send in your sarcasm detector. It appears its zeroing is waaay out of whack. yup, maybe. this site has gone to shit lately. i guess my guard was down.
This thread has definitely made it more awesome. :)
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Khoi
Nov 5, 2012, 3:17 AM
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granite_grrl wrote: crjanow wrote: bearbreeder wrote: the chick is cute ... thats all that matters ... STOP i was thinking the same thing I was thinking that her arms were really skinny.
If you think her arms are really skinny, what do you think of Sasha DiGuilian's arms???
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theguy
Nov 5, 2012, 3:49 AM
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Khoi wrote: If you think her arms are really skinny, what do you think of Sasha DiGuilian's arms???
Nice! This thread just grew (skinny) (threadjack) legs.
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macherry
Nov 6, 2012, 5:56 PM
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how did i miss this!!
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amarius
Nov 6, 2012, 6:04 PM
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No comments on her climbing shoes?
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donald949
Nov 6, 2012, 7:30 PM
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Gmburns2000 wrote: petsfed wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: how is this not spam? It's not even written well. You may need to send in your sarcasm detector. It appears its zeroing is waaay out of whack. yup, maybe. this site has gone to shit lately. i guess my guard was down.
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Gmburns2000
Nov 6, 2012, 11:02 PM
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donald949 wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: petsfed wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: how is this not spam? It's not even written well. You may need to send in your sarcasm detector. It appears its zeroing is waaay out of whack. yup, maybe. this site has gone to shit lately. i guess my guard was down. ohhh, I thought your post was sarcasm as well.
yeah no
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