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snoopy138 wrote: saturday night hung out with teh sprayharder krew and got soaking wet.
fix'd that fer ewe.
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tripperjm
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meatbomz wrote: snoopy138 wrote: all my posts are going to get 1-starred now! As they should be
scrolls up to be sure
Bombz.... iz that really ewe? I herd ewe were dead. *waves*
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tripperjm
Jan 10, 2013, 4:02 AM
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camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: snoopy138 wrote: all my posts are going to get 1-starred now! As they should be No more star ratings, unfortunately. Someone (cough cough) exiled the thread into the Shitbox.
Even though we awl noes it's CI's fault, I blame it on that stupid green jacket that smells like lysol... and teh dislussions ov grandor that goes with it.
Course, I'm more upset by teh few moments I wasted won staring that are nau worthless and resulted in me being GU'd by teh dawg.
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tripperjm
Jan 10, 2013, 4:17 AM
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meatbomz wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: teh dubble asiant did not know what "legolas" was, and thought it was a weird word. everyone in the area either yelled at her or gave her the blank stare of incredulity. GRATE! Now I am not the most clueless one. Well, at least for a day or so. Speaking of movies, I got the first season of Game of Thrones for Festivus (and a promise of the second one already pre-ordered). It's been fun watching one episode per night. Lots of sex and gore. We still haven't started Game of Throwns (Gheyme of Spies is another story). May have to start it, now that we have finished Dr. Who and Torchwood on Netflix. Also, speaking of TeeVee tawk, this is really funny.Happy birthday gimpy
Teh clamhed iz teh B-day boy?
WOHOO!!!1 teh clamhed iz won year closer to death.
Gongradulations
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tripperjm
Jan 10, 2013, 4:19 AM
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meatbomz wrote: Starting to feel like I want to get back into it. And this would be the logical place to start: sitting inside, spraying about climbing. Lost my psych after the rhode trip. Went out a couple of times with friends after I got home and was like "meh". So I've did the other things. I do miss cuddling CI's pasty white body in the molestar and watching Jack's liver-spotty old man hand tremble as it grips his cane. And the marmot is in the pegboarding world cup? I didn't know such a thing existed. Cammeh - is there a hangboarding World Cup too?
We has been over this.... more than once. It's knot a cane, unless it has teh curved handle.
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Jan 10, 2013, 4:35 AM
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snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal  I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet your big chance at teh litigashunz were denied. If only he were a Loyer! yes, he is instead an aspiring sysadmin.
PC LOAD LETTER??!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
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meatbomz
Jan 10, 2013, 4:50 AM
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tripperjm wrote: snoopy138 wrote: saturday night hung out with teh sprayharder krew and got soaking wet. fix'd that fer ewe.
heh
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meatbomz
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tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: snoopy138 wrote: all my posts are going to get 1-starred now! As they should be Bombz.... iz that really ewe? I herd ewe were dead. *waves*
I have been dancing with the pretty ladies
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meatbomz
Jan 10, 2013, 4:51 AM
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tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: snoopy138 wrote: all my posts are going to get 1-starred now! As they should be No more star ratings, unfortunately. Someone (cough cough) exiled the thread into the Shitbox. Even though we awl noes it's CI's fault, I blame it on that stupid green jacket that smells like lysol... and teh dislussions ov grandor that goes with it. Course, I'm more upset by teh few moments I wasted won staring that are nau worthless and resulted in me being GU'd by teh dawg.
The whole star thing was fucked from the start.
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camhead
Jan 10, 2013, 2:28 PM
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epoch wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet What was the infarction? 400, in CA. Likely speeding.
I"m not sure what "speeding" and "See Eye" are doing in the same post.
Course, he may have moved up from the Mole Star.
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lena_chita
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Jan 10, 2013, 2:53 PM
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tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: snoopy138 wrote: all my posts are going to get 1-starred now! As they should be No more star ratings, unfortunately. Someone (cough cough) exiled the thread into the Shitbox. Even though we awl noes it's CI's fault, I blame it on that stupid green jacket that smells like lysol... and teh dislussions ov grandor that goes with it. Course, I'm more upset by teh few moments I wasted won staring that are nau worthless and resulted in me being GU'd by teh dawg.
Don't worry, GU happens even to the best, and you aren't one.
Can't help the lysol smell... there are rules about the approved products to use for shit disinfection.
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caughtinside
Jan 10, 2013, 4:19 PM
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camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet What was the infarction?
Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it.
Allegedly.
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caughtinside
Jan 10, 2013, 4:22 PM
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meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet Nice! My story of victory against the machine goes thusly: Flying out of Durango is a shitshow. First day we tried to get out the flight was delayed and we were going to miss our connection so we rescheduled for the next day after I talked to a very dense Indian woman for an hour or so. Next day I try to check in and don't have a seat - oversold! Go to the airport anyway and gripe to the guy a little and he's all stressed so I back oft. Put Val on the flight and wait to see if anyone gives up their seat for the travel voucher. No luck. Have seat on next flight an hour later which will make the connection very close. Waiting for it, the guy from United says "hey, you were denied boarding - you are entitled to compensation in the form of four times the face value of the ticket for the leg you were denied on". Hands me a check (not a travel voucher) for $1300! Get on the next flight, sprint from one end of Terminal B to the other with 60 lbs of carry-ons. Barely make the last connection out. Winz!
Holy smokes, now that is a score. I didn't know they paid out cash, I thought it was only vouchers, tickets and coupons. Nice!
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Jan 10, 2013, 4:29 PM
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caughtinside wrote: meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet Nice! My story of victory against the machine goes thusly: Flying out of Durango is a shitshow. First day we tried to get out the flight was delayed and we were going to miss our connection so we rescheduled for the next day after I talked to a very dense Indian woman for an hour or so. Next day I try to check in and don't have a seat - oversold! Go to the airport anyway and gripe to the guy a little and he's all stressed so I back oft. Put Val on the flight and wait to see if anyone gives up their seat for the travel voucher. No luck. Have seat on next flight an hour later which will make the connection very close. Waiting for it, the guy from United says "hey, you were denied boarding - you are entitled to compensation in the form of four times the face value of the ticket for the leg you were denied on". Hands me a check (not a travel voucher) for $1300! Get on the next flight, sprint from one end of Terminal B to the other with 60 lbs of carry-ons. Barely make the last connection out. Winz! Holy smokes, now that is a score. I didn't know they paid out cash, I thought it was only vouchers, tickets and coupons. Nice!
Gee, I missed donny victory story on the first read. Holy macaroni, that is awesome.
Never happens to me.
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camhead
Jan 10, 2013, 4:32 PM
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caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet What was the infarction? Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it. Allegedly.
Heh, I knew it was not speeding!
That's pretty hefty for an illegal Yewie, though. I got pulled over for one of those in C-bus a few years back, but was let off with a friendly warning. That's actually the only time I've ever gotten a warning for anything, usually the cops hate me.
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Jan 10, 2013, 4:38 PM
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camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet What was the infarction? Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it. Allegedly. Heh, I knew it was not speeding! That's pretty hefty for an illegal Yewie, though. I got pulled over for one of those in C-bus a few years back, but was let off with a friendly warning. That's actually the only time I've ever gotten a warning for anything, usually the cops hate me.
Between my beard and murderpup, the cops are generally pretty forgiving with issuing warnings. [knock on wood]
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camhead wrote: epoch wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet What was the infarction? 400, in CA. Likely speeding. I"m not sure what "speeding" and "See Eye" are doing in the same post. Course, he may have moved up from the Mole Star.
that's true, a gud observation. even in teh jetta he is a known sub-60 driver.
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caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet What was the infarction? Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it. Allegedly.
that's a lame ass ticket to get. those parking spots are hard to come by.
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camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet What was the infarction? Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it. Allegedly. Heh, I knew it was not speeding! That's pretty hefty for an illegal Yewie, though. I got pulled over for one of those in C-bus a few years back, but was let off with a friendly warning. That's actually the only time I've ever gotten a warning for anything, usually the cops hate me.
it's not just teh cops.
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meatbomz wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet your big chance at teh litigashunz were denied. If only he were a Loyer! yes, he is instead an aspiring sysadmin. PC LOAD LETTER??!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
It iz mah gnu kareer.
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camhead wrote: epoch wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet What was the infarction? 400, in CA. Likely speeding. I"m not sure what "speeding" and "See Eye" are doing in the same post. Course, he may have moved up from the Mole Star.
The loyerette got a hot new ride, and I got her 10 year old Jetta?
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caughtinside
Jan 10, 2013, 5:08 PM
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camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet What was the infarction? Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it. Allegedly. Heh, I knew it was not speeding! That's pretty hefty for an illegal Yewie, though. I got pulled over for one of those in C-bus a few years back, but was let off with a friendly warning. That's actually the only time I've ever gotten a warning for anything, usually the cops hate me.
Times are tough so the cops tax the citizenry.
The actual fine is 279. But once you factor in the traffic school and the court fee for traffic school, it works out around 400.
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snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: epoch wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet What was the infarction? 400, in CA. Likely speeding. I"m not sure what "speeding" and "See Eye" are doing in the same post. Course, he may have moved up from the Mole Star. that's true, a gud observation. even in teh jetta he is a known sub-60 driver.
God I love driving slow.
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snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet What was the infarction? Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it. Allegedly. Heh, I knew it was not speeding! That's pretty hefty for an illegal Yewie, though. I got pulled over for one of those in C-bus a few years back, but was let off with a friendly warning. That's actually the only time I've ever gotten a warning for anything, usually the cops hate me. it's not just teh cops.
Heh, gud poynte.
Funny story that I just remembered from years back. When I first met clausti (what ever happened to her, I wonder?), we were camping and climbing on the Eastside of Cochise. East side, in my opinion, is a bit sketchier than the West side; you get away from the mountains and it's flat sprawling desolate methland, into some tiny towns and trailer parks, whereas the westside you can go to Tombstone.
Anyway, one night, we were driving into one of the small towns to get showers or something, it was after dark. Car started trailing us, and then it turned out to be a cop, pulled me over just as I was turning onto the main highway. I had a burned out rear brake light.
Guy didn't even mention the brake light, though. He just instantly started grilling me very skeptically. I mentioned we were camping, and he would say, "Oh yeah? Well where's all your camping gear?" And then glare in disbelief when I told him most of our gear was back at camp. Then he asked what I did, I said I was a grad student, and he cut me off, saying ever louder, "So, you don't work. You're unemployed. You're unemployed! You can just say that you don't work!"
About that time, we noticed that this un-uniformed, creeping gollum type had gotten out of the cop car's passenger side, and was slouching around my truck, peaking in the window, and leering at clausti. Very obviously not a cop. Shit was weird.
Anyway, I got written a fixit ticket, and that was it. But after that, the meth-heads lurking around the campground, and a few other things, we migrated over to the westside.
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snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet What was the infarction? Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it. Allegedly. that's a lame ass ticket to get. those parking spots are hard to come by.
No kidding. San Mateo has two motorcycle cops who aggressively enforce it. One of the caterers (AB *RIP* *P-BLL* shitz white pantz in rage) got one a week after I got mine.
When I first went to court to enter my plea, the judge did everything she could to discourage me from fighting it. She looked at the ticket, looked at me, and said '3rd street in San Mateo?' bingo. They get a lot of those.
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