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snoopy138
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caughtinside wrote: meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: Oh and before I fergits.... I wus owt climbing today when Im gets teh e-mail from CI asking me owt on a date. I said yes.... that doesn't make me gay does it? CI! Wat r u doing? CI! Stahp! he said yesh!  Teh repli came from his iYup. 
so when are you going to be down hear?
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snoopy138
Jan 11, 2013, 5:08 PM
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whoo!
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snoopy138
Jan 11, 2013, 5:09 PM
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caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: climbingtrash wrote: suck it doc! I'm not Doc, though I am, in fact, a Doctor. So am I, as is snupes, soon tew be drizzle. Is Lena teh doktor?
I had assumed so
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granite_grrl
Jan 11, 2013, 5:10 PM
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Do you know what's awesome with chili? cornbread. nomnomnom
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snoopy138
Jan 11, 2013, 5:12 PM
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camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: climbingtrash wrote: suck it doc! I'm not Doc, though I am, in fact, a Doctor. So am I, as is snupes, soon tew be drizzle. Is Lena teh doktor? I'm going to go ahead and say that J.D.s are not really doctors. And I'll stand by that until an M.D. comes in and tells me that a Phud in History is knot a real doctor, either. And yes, Lena is a Doctor.
a JD is about as equally a doctor as a Phd in historeez, with teh difference coming in employability.
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caughtinside
Jan 11, 2013, 5:13 PM
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camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: climbingtrash wrote: suck it doc! I'm not Doc, though I am, in fact, a Doctor. So am I, as is snupes, soon tew be drizzle. Is Lena teh doktor? I'm going to go ahead and say that J.D.s are not really doctors. And I'll stand by that until an M.D. comes in and tells me that a Phud in History is knot a real doctor, either. And yes, Lena is a Doctor.
The "D" is for Doctor, ya big n00b.
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camhead
Jan 11, 2013, 5:14 PM
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meatbomz wrote: climbingtrash wrote: Wait. CI iz teh King?He made lots of claims in those days. Front paige. Handsome. Etc.
Of course, we now know that flashing the warmup at the WNSG validated all of those claims and more. Handsome, Sanjaya, Lovable Prankster, Awesome, Nobel Laureate...
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camhead
Jan 11, 2013, 5:15 PM
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meatbomz wrote: camhead wrote: trashy's PTFTW is DENIED! 10-uous
Going to just go ahead and hope that nobody wuntz to give trashy the PTFTW. In the words of Custer, my victory is secured!
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camhead
Jan 11, 2013, 5:17 PM
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tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: snoopy138 wrote: all my posts are going to get 1-starred now! As they should be No more star ratings, unfortunately. Someone (cough cough) exiled the thread into the Shitbox. Even though we awl noes it's CI's fault, I blame it on that stupid green jacket that smells like lysol... and teh dislussions ov grandor that goes with it. Course, I'm more upset by teh few moments I wasted won staring that are nau worthless and resulted in me being GU'd by teh dawg. The whole star thing was fucked from the start. This iz korect. Course, it's prime terretory fer exploytation by teh BET fer our own childish exploites. I remember the days when we used to color outside the lines. Yea, we were so bitchin, way back when... Still, Yore only as gud as yore last root prank. Course, I recumend ewe take it to stupid topos, Where awl teh rest ov teh wash owts who got fat and lazy, gave up on them selves and took up dancing instead, hang owt.
Hey now, our racist-beating was pretty fun.
Also, I thanks to everbiddy who voted for my bro's climbing gym photo that was on the rc.knob contest. It turns out that he lost to a way lamer pic, though, since nobody told us that they were tallying facespace likes, and not knob votes.
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camhead
Jan 11, 2013, 5:19 PM
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meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: Oh and before I fergits.... I wus owt climbing today when Im gets teh e-mail from CI asking me owt on a date. I said yes.... that doesn't make me gay does it? CI! Wat r u doing? CI! Stahp! he said yesh! Teh repli came from his iYup. Jack has a smert fon. Ha!
I'm more happy with the image in mind of him wandering around with a 1999 Nokia plugged into the dialup port of a 2002 Dell laptop that has ducktape and hammer and sickle stickers all over it.
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camhead
Jan 11, 2013, 5:20 PM
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snoopy138 wrote: drivel wrote: granite_grrl wrote: lena_chita wrote: camhead wrote: granite_grrl wrote: snoopy138 wrote: granite_grrl wrote: His mother doesn't have interwebs weird. yeah, it sucks. Nathan couldn't even connect to the 4g network with his fancy new phone because we'd be dinged with crazy roaming costs. Hehe, checking in from teh Deep South. Hung out in savannah for a few days. My parents can outdrink me. Then went to drivels sisters place in NoFL, where we have gifts to nieces and nephewses, almost successfully avoided annoying political conversations, & ate too much. Now drivel is off to swingity swings camp; I was originally gonna climb in chatt, but instead I'm hanging at teh sisters in ga with my gimp foot. Bah. Cool thing is that she is datezing a climber & I may even be able to go in and campus/hangbored at their co-op gym here. Woo! The internets here is pathetically slow, like wifi but with dial up speeds. So all my Internet stuff I do is on the 3G and the Iyup. That is all. Glad we're in the south right now tho; I guess the north and west are getting hammered right now. I still haven't climbed. Yesterday was all about baby niece who decided to make her appearance a week early. I am now 2x auntie, and everyone is doing well. She's cute as a kitten, and about as tiny. Gosh, I forgot how tiny they are in the beginning! Cute as a kitten? I can't say I've ever seen a cute new baby...their heads just got squished so they could escape out of mama! really teeny babies are precious in a deep mammalian way. it's scary to hold them and super amazing when they fall asleep on you. uh-oez
I have no mammory of this, so I breast not say anything.
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camhead
Jan 11, 2013, 5:23 PM
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granite_grrl wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: climbingtrash wrote: suck it doc! I'm not Doc, though I am, in fact, a Doctor. So am I, as is snupes, soon tew be drizzle. Is Lena teh doktor? I feel under educated.
Well, granted, enginerds can actually get decent jorbs with just undergrads.
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tripperjm
Jan 11, 2013, 5:24 PM
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lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: lena_chita wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: snoopy138 wrote: all my posts are going to get 1-starred now! As they should be No more star ratings, unfortunately. Someone (cough cough) exiled the thread into the Shitbox. Even though we awl noes it's CI's fault, I blame it on that stupid green jacket that smells like lysol... and teh dislussions ov grandor that goes with it. Course, I'm more upset by teh few moments I wasted won staring that are nau worthless and resulted in me being GU'd by teh dawg. Don't worry, GU happens even to the best, and you aren't one. Huh? Must have lost sunthin in teh translation.... Did ewe just call me fat? If the glove fits.... when everything else doesn't... my clipbored says tis true.
I seem to be having trouble with teh google russian translator....
Did ewe just ask me to pull yore hair and bite yore ass?
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camhead
Jan 11, 2013, 5:25 PM
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caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: climbingtrash wrote: suck it doc! I'm not Doc, though I am, in fact, a Doctor. So am I, as is snupes, soon tew be drizzle. Is Lena teh doktor? I'm going to go ahead and say that J.D.s are not really doctors. And I'll stand by that until an M.D. comes in and tells me that a Phud in History is knot a real doctor, either. And yes, Lena is a Doctor. The "D" is for Doctor, ya big n00b.
I always thought that "JD" stood for John Davison, as in Rockefeller.
And I'm just bitter that I had to take 7 years and write a book for my piece of worthless paper.
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tripperjm
Jan 11, 2013, 5:27 PM
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drivel wrote: lena_chita wrote: drivel wrote: granite_grrl wrote: lena_chita wrote: camhead wrote: granite_grrl wrote: snoopy138 wrote: granite_grrl wrote: His mother doesn't have interwebs weird. yeah, it sucks. Nathan couldn't even connect to the 4g network with his fancy new phone because we'd be dinged with crazy roaming costs. Hehe, checking in from teh Deep South. Hung out in savannah for a few days. My parents can outdrink me. Then went to drivels sisters place in NoFL, where we have gifts to nieces and nephewses, almost successfully avoided annoying political conversations, & ate too much. Now drivel is off to swingity swings camp; I was originally gonna climb in chatt, but instead I'm hanging at teh sisters in ga with my gimp foot. Bah. Cool thing is that she is datezing a climber & I may even be able to go in and campus/hangbored at their co-op gym here. Woo! The internets here is pathetically slow, like wifi but with dial up speeds. So all my Internet stuff I do is on the 3G and the Iyup. That is all. Glad we're in the south right now tho; I guess the north and west are getting hammered right now. I still haven't climbed. Yesterday was all about baby niece who decided to make her appearance a week early. I am now 2x auntie, and everyone is doing well. She's cute as a kitten, and about as tiny. Gosh, I forgot how tiny they are in the beginning! Cute as a kitten? I can't say I've ever seen a cute new baby...their heads just got squished so they could escape out of mama! really teeny babies are precious in a deep mammalian way. it's scary to hold them and super amazing when they fall asleep on you. Someone understands! Heffe actually commented the other day that the only thing I love more than climbing is babies. I told him, sure, but what I love most about THOSE babies is that they aren't mine in the middle of the night. yeah, I mean I don't want one. but... there is some primal shit going on in your brain when you hold an infant that's only a couple days old.
Yore obviously just thinking about yoreself... Whut about teh clamhed? Withowt teh babies, who will carry on teh clamhed's name?
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tripperjm
Jan 11, 2013, 5:28 PM
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camhead wrote: trashy's PTFTW is DENIED!
As it shood be.
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granite_grrl
Jan 11, 2013, 5:29 PM
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camhead wrote: granite_grrl wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: climbingtrash wrote: suck it doc! I'm not Doc, though I am, in fact, a Doctor. So am I, as is snupes, soon tew be drizzle. Is Lena teh doktor? I feel under educated. Well, granted, enginerds can actually get decent jorbs with just undergrads.
Tru - at the age of 23 I entered the work force and was already making pretty okay monnies.
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granite_grrl
Jan 11, 2013, 5:31 PM
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So Nathan competes in the prelims tonight (tomorrow morning there). I have no idea how they rate these things but hopefully I'll find out if he's in the semis before I go to bed tonight.
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tripperjm
Jan 11, 2013, 5:32 PM
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climbingtrash wrote: camhead wrote: climbingtrash wrote: suck it doc! I'm not Doc, though I am, in fact, a Doctor. and this makes ewe feelgood?
Really?
We awlready has teh won non funny clamhed, we dun't kneed another.
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tripperjm
Jan 11, 2013, 5:35 PM
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meatbomz wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: meatbomz wrote: snoopy138 wrote: all my posts are going to get 1-starred now! As they should be No more star ratings, unfortunately. Someone (cough cough) exiled the thread into the Shitbox. Even though we awl noes it's CI's fault, I blame it on that stupid green jacket that smells like lysol... and teh dislussions ov grandor that goes with it. Course, I'm more upset by teh few moments I wasted won staring that are nau worthless and resulted in me being GU'd by teh dawg. The whole star thing was fucked from the start. This iz korect. Course, it's prime terretory fer exploytation by teh BET fer our own childish exploites. I remember the days when we used to color outside the lines. As I was insomniac, I clicked the link in yore sig last night. It took me to a great period in BET anals, in which Art and others were discussing the great yourclimbing pantyraid. God, that was amazing. Heh. I shuld fire up teh cripto sig rotator again (new random link to the OG_BET every hour). But I'm sad about art still.
I noes.... take it to stupid topos.
Still, I awlways liked teh rotating look back it to teh past glories.
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tripperjm
Jan 11, 2013, 5:39 PM
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meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: tripperjm wrote: Oh and before I fergits.... I wus owt climbing today when Im gets teh e-mail from CI asking me owt on a date. I said yes.... that doesn't make me gay does it? It's not gay if you don't touch his chonson. Soooo... it wood be OK ifs I wispered sweet nothings in his ear and tried to slip my finger up his ass? I think you have to hold his wrist while he fingers his own bungholio just to be safe.
heh... a variation on teh dutch slave ship.
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tripperjm
Jan 11, 2013, 5:42 PM
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meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: Oh and before I fergits.... I wus owt climbing today when Im gets teh e-mail from CI asking me owt on a date. I said yes.... that doesn't make me gay does it? CI! Wat r u doing? CI! Stahp! he said yesh! Teh repli came from his iYup. Jack has a smert fon. Ha!
It wus teh gift, but nau I dun't noes how I lived withowt it.... and teh best part is, that I kin surf teh russian pron with owt teh shoo goo'd condom.
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tripperjm
Jan 11, 2013, 5:44 PM
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snoopy138 wrote: tripperjm wrote: snoopy138 wrote: granite_grrl wrote: snoopy138 wrote: granite_grrl wrote: caughtinside wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: Great victory in traffic court today!!! Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened. So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal  I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit. Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet What was the infarction? Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it. Allegedly. that's a lame ass ticket to get. those parking spots are hard to come by. No kidding. San Mateo has two motorcycle cops who aggressively enforce it. One of the caterers (AB *RIP* *P-BLL* shitz white pantz in rage) got one a week after I got mine. When I first went to court to enter my plea, the judge did everything she could to discourage me from fighting it. She looked at the ticket, looked at me, and said '3rd street in San Mateo?' bingo. They get a lot of those. I got this fake parking ticket a few weeks ago. I couldn't find a place to park on the street for free so I pulled into this lot that used to be manned by an attendant, but looked like it had since become vacant. I didn't see any signs or any pay stations so whatever, I just ran out and did my errand. Got back to the car 5-10min later and found a ticket on my windsheild. Not from the city though, from the private company that owned the lot. Now, had it been a $10 or 15 ticket I would have just paid so I wouldn't have to deal with any hastle, but they wanted $45! It went up to $75 if you didn't pay within two weeks. Well fuck, I'm not paying that. And I haven't. do they even make $10 or $15 tickets? They do when you don't live in california. AB *RIP, p-o CI'z BLL* could give you more accurate numbers, but I think teh street cleaning parking tickets here are in excess of $50. $78, I just got won a few weeks back in front ov my house and they didn't even cum by to clean teh street. I had just gotten back from 4 dayz ov climbing and sleep rite thru teh reminder alarm. well, cleaning teh street is not exactly the point of those posted street cleaning thymes.
Yea it's a scam. They clean teh street about once a month but they ticket every week.
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Jan 11, 2013, 5:45 PM
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camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: climbingtrash wrote: suck it doc! I'm not Doc, though I am, in fact, a Doctor. So am I, as is snupes, soon tew be drizzle. Is Lena teh doktor? I'm going to go ahead and say that J.D.s are not really doctors. And I'll stand by that until an M.D. comes in and tells me that a Phud in History is knot a real doctor, either. And yes, Lena is a Doctor. The "D" is for Doctor, ya big n00b. I always thought that "JD" stood for John Davison, as in Rockefeller. And I'm just bitter that I had to take 7 years and write a book for my piece of worthless paper.
Oh please. Didn't you live in castle valley for 4 years 'researching' mormons and tard splitters?
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