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snoopy138
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tripperjm wrote: macherry wrote: ooh gramps is back and pissed at all you kids on his lawn. Ewe noes sumtin I don't like LJ gots his gf preggers? and knot so much pissed about teh kids on my lawn, cuz nobody wunts to sit in my old dusty chair in teh corner... more like pissed about teh endless spray and flies buzzing about. speaking uv witch...
yore teh old guy on the lawn, with teh sprinklers going off all the time, leaving stagnant puddles that bring in teh mosquitoes.
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snoopy138
Mar 2, 2013, 2:35 AM
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tripperjm
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snoopy138 wrote: tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: biweekly hangbored report: Had a really good sesh today. Am up to 35 lbs added on all three and four-finger holds, though am still a bit behind on my shallow two-fingered nemeses. But the 35 lb thing is a milestone, because it means I'm climbing as if I'm 200 lbs. I may actually start easing off on the weight a bit, though, since I don't want to peak too soon (I always have a problem of, wait, no never mind). And, if I start doing less weight, it will start becoming more of an endurance kind of thing, which will benefit the spring RRG season. Which really depresses me, that there will be a spring RRG season; unfortunately, the combination of in tents footwork and ledgy terrain at the NRG just scares me, so this spring may be more steep thuggy stuff to get back into it. Oh well. Also, LENA! Have you tried what the Beastmaker guys call "Encores"? It's basically Frenchies for the hangbored: with each rep, you do a different elbow angle. Manderson was skeptical about them because the changes of angle result in not enough maximum load on your fingers for each set, but I'm thinking that, since I cannot climb otherwise, it is simulating more the strength that I need not just to hold a grip, but to pull and move off of it. Erie Guardless, they're pretty hard. Ok, that's awl. I had such a good sesh, and Drivel is out of town, that I'm going to _____, eat some ice cream, and watch some netflix. Muthuh fuckahs. Awl I heard wus.... spray, spray, spray, I'm a dirty little bitch. I see tripper jim is verging on respectibility knot so much like respectibility, more like 10k loser.... I'm so pathetic, on so many levels. probibly knot even on teh front page ov teh top losers.... speaking about teh top loser list, anybody gots a link? awl teh 10k losers are on the first page. http://www.rockclimbing.com/...=user_posts;so=DESC;
Damn!!!!1
That's an impressive list ov losers.
Knot sure ifs it a gud thing or knot....
But teh BET REPRESENTS!!!1,
past and present.
Ate owt ov teh top ten losers.
BAM!!!1 Motherfukers
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tripperjm
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snoopy138 wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: Ha! The Coach said "You're only cheating yourself!"(tm) I just make up teh shitz.... I rely upon other to relay teh message. speaking ov witch.... Maynard texted me a link to a ivan thread on teh gunks. Kan't tell if teh carney is cupping my balls or dissing me.... or even teh relevence. pg 4, halfway or more down teh page. funny carrnys.... small hands, smells like cabbage. Took me a while to figure out where the fuk you were talking about. I can't really tell what his point is. He seems pissed off at somebody. Pretty standard.
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tripperjm
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camhead wrote: granite_grrl wrote: snoopy138 wrote: granite_grrl wrote: lena_chita wrote: camhead wrote: tripperjm wrote: snoopy138 wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: granite_grrl wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: granite_grrl wrote: snoopy138 wrote: granite_grrl wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: Dammit, Lena, J teh boi facefriended drivel but knot me! Also, boring gnus. Ice storm last night, not sure how the roads are. Driving to Atlanta today for some interviews, driving was cheaper than flying. I finally broke down and learned how to tie a tie yesterday, which I'd successfully avoided for the past few decades. Did you guys know that the first google autocomplete you get for "how do you..." is "tie a tie?" that is awl. Boston, Atlanta and DC? You're checking out all the climbing hotspots. probibly has an interview lined up in chicago, two. I hope he gets the Omaha jorb. somebody at teh red was telling us about the tons of sick limestonez in iowa that nobody knows about/pays attention to ... might have been eastern iowa, though. guys used to spritz about it on the knob years back. Probably your standard 35' riverbank crumbly limestone, but who knows. There's a few gems or Euro Vacations just about everywhere. yeah, GG was quite skeptical, but the guy was adamant that it was the gratest shit ever. 75', sick overhanging, etc. who nose. I don't remember any of this. it was the guy talking to us at the Shire, over by KSB (the fun 10d with all the iron-pulling) Oh yeah. I think I was happier not remember that conversation. Seriously, was the guy bald, late 30s, with a cigarette rasp in his voice? Kinetic Tony has done some Iowa developement. The rock looks decent. Not enough for a trip, but if I was ever taking a leisurely drive across I-80 I would check it out. Of course, everytime I'm driving through Iowa I have nothing on my mind but getting the fuck out of there. I don't believe so. So that rules out Troy, but not Tony. Tony wouldn't be acting like a gerk. In fact, he would be positively brimming with enthusiasm and offering to take you on a tour... Did the guy have any cliff bar signs on his gear? As in, ALL over his gear? If not, then we just discovered that there is a 3rd guy who knows about the secret radness of Iowa limestone.  I think this guy was leading a group of gumbies who were lurving the Shire. also accurate Hey, you wouldn't have met a group of newbs who were lurving the Shire you you two weren't ALSO at the Shire. Just saying... yes, and it turned out that (a) it's on the way over to Amarillo and Samurai (one of the many gnu proj's I picked up that trip), and (b) that KSB rowt is a kickass warmup. The n00b wall on the shire is not good warmup, though. that was a gud day, actually ... KSB was fun, fell off towards the end of the left traverse on my onsite attempt of Amarillo, zent on try 2, took a beatdown figuring out the boulder porblem on samurai, then went across the valley and zent the Citizen's Arete (2nd try of the day, after hanging draws on try 1). Citizens arête was Lena's mega proj earlier. I think it finally went down after a few years work. well, I have a sneaking suspicion that she went off rowt in the middle and never actually zent. Oh really? Well, keep your suspicions to yourself, unless you have photos to prove it! this sounds a bit like a tacit admission. We awl noes she cheated herself.... cuz that's whut no-talent, sawed oft sprayers due. I dunno. I think that if Lena was going to cheat herself on Citzen's Arete she would have done it in one of the first half dozen redpoint burns she took. And the hangboreding tawk is almost over. Been doing more actual climbing, and I think I am going to name my pins Anderson Cooper, Adam Lambert, and Lance Bass, because those bad boys are COMING OUT on Friday. HeyOOO!!! Awww, someone came to my defense! I am touched! It's O.K., bitter old guys prefer clipbored to hangbored, it happens with age. We will all be there someday. And yay! on the pins coming out. But... you are taking them out the same day you are flying across country? Isn't it a bit.... I dunno, poorly planned? Are you saying you didn't cheat yoreself on Citzen's Arete? yeah, isn't that where you got yore self-cheating beta from? Well, that's what I thought, but apparently I'm incorrect? For the very serious record, I did not see Lena zend Citizen's Arete, but she never used any dubious tactics while I belayed her on it. That is not going to stop me from making up random facts to slander her, though.
Never let teh facts gets in teh way ov a gud story.
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snoopy138
Mar 2, 2013, 3:20 AM
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tripperjm wrote: snoopy138 wrote: tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: biweekly hangbored report: Had a really good sesh today. Am up to 35 lbs added on all three and four-finger holds, though am still a bit behind on my shallow two-fingered nemeses. But the 35 lb thing is a milestone, because it means I'm climbing as if I'm 200 lbs. I may actually start easing off on the weight a bit, though, since I don't want to peak too soon (I always have a problem of, wait, no never mind). And, if I start doing less weight, it will start becoming more of an endurance kind of thing, which will benefit the spring RRG season. Which really depresses me, that there will be a spring RRG season; unfortunately, the combination of in tents footwork and ledgy terrain at the NRG just scares me, so this spring may be more steep thuggy stuff to get back into it. Oh well. Also, LENA! Have you tried what the Beastmaker guys call "Encores"? It's basically Frenchies for the hangbored: with each rep, you do a different elbow angle. Manderson was skeptical about them because the changes of angle result in not enough maximum load on your fingers for each set, but I'm thinking that, since I cannot climb otherwise, it is simulating more the strength that I need not just to hold a grip, but to pull and move off of it. Erie Guardless, they're pretty hard. Ok, that's awl. I had such a good sesh, and Drivel is out of town, that I'm going to _____, eat some ice cream, and watch some netflix. Muthuh fuckahs. Awl I heard wus.... spray, spray, spray, I'm a dirty little bitch. I see tripper jim is verging on respectibility knot so much like respectibility, more like 10k loser.... I'm so pathetic, on so many levels. probibly knot even on teh front page ov teh top losers.... speaking about teh top loser list, anybody gots a link? awl teh 10k losers are on the first page. http://www.rockclimbing.com/...=user_posts;so=DESC;Damn!!!!1 That's an impressive list ov losers. Knot sure ifs it a gud thing or knot.... But teh BET REPRESENTS!!!1, past and present. Ate owt ov teh top ten losers. BAM!!!1 Motherfukers
there was a short while (the initial CA invazhun) when jay tee was posting in here.
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tripperjm
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climbingtrash wrote: tripperjm wrote: climbingtrash wrote: this GU may take me a bit but bear with me, I'm going to champion my way throo it. please don't yore a little late. please dew try and keep up. I haZ teh PT?
Sea... just another reason I no ewe lies about reading teh ENTIRE BET. cuz if's ewe had ewe wood noes tyme stands still in teh BET,and when ewe are on teh GU.... and I dun't carez about teh PT.
maybes ewe shood just run along nau.... before sumbody drops a house on ewe?
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macherry
Mar 2, 2013, 6:18 AM
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epoch wrote: Both toenails on the big toes of my feet are coming off. My knee is wrapped and in intense pain whenever I move it or walk. Vitamin I has little effect on the reduction of pain. There isn't swelling. I've been pushing it hard for the past few weeks. Lost some weight got some training in. I wrecked myself. I tried to take it easy this week, but that didn't work. Over use injury on my already crippled right knee. I've got bone-on-bone in half of it and it's telling me I've gone tuphar.
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macherry
Mar 2, 2013, 6:21 AM
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tripperjm wrote: snoopy138 wrote: tripperjm wrote: meatbomz wrote: tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: biweekly hangbored report: Had a really good sesh today. Am up to 35 lbs added on all three and four-finger holds, though am still a bit behind on my shallow two-fingered nemeses. But the 35 lb thing is a milestone, because it means I'm climbing as if I'm 200 lbs. I may actually start easing off on the weight a bit, though, since I don't want to peak too soon (I always have a problem of, wait, no never mind). And, if I start doing less weight, it will start becoming more of an endurance kind of thing, which will benefit the spring RRG season. Which really depresses me, that there will be a spring RRG season; unfortunately, the combination of in tents footwork and ledgy terrain at the NRG just scares me, so this spring may be more steep thuggy stuff to get back into it. Oh well. Also, LENA! Have you tried what the Beastmaker guys call "Encores"? It's basically Frenchies for the hangbored: with each rep, you do a different elbow angle. Manderson was skeptical about them because the changes of angle result in not enough maximum load on your fingers for each set, but I'm thinking that, since I cannot climb otherwise, it is simulating more the strength that I need not just to hold a grip, but to pull and move off of it. Erie Guardless, they're pretty hard. Ok, that's awl. I had such a good sesh, and Drivel is out of town, that I'm going to _____, eat some ice cream, and watch some netflix. Muthuh fuckahs. Awl I heard wus.... spray, spray, spray, I'm a dirty little bitch. I see tripper jim is verging on respectibility knot so much like respectibility, more like 10k loser.... I'm so pathetic, on so many levels. probibly knot even on teh front page ov teh top losers.... speaking about teh top loser list, anybody gots a link? awl teh 10k losers are on the first page. http://www.rockclimbing.com/...=user_posts;so=DESC;Damn!!!!1 That's an impressive list ov losers. Knot sure ifs it a gud thing or knot.... But teh BET REPRESENTS!!!1, past and present. Ate owt ov teh top ten losers. BAM!!!1 Motherfukers
top female poster
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granite_grrl
Mar 2, 2013, 7:38 PM
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So I cut off my hair this morning.
*Jack shitz pantz with rage.*
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macherry
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granite_grrl wrote: So I cut off my hair this morning. *Jack shitz pantz with rage.*
on purpose?
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granite_grrl
Mar 2, 2013, 9:02 PM
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macherry wrote: granite_grrl wrote: So I cut off my hair this morning. *Jack shitz pantz with rage.* on purpose?
Technically I guess I didn't cut my hair so much as my hair dresser cut my hair.
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macherry
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granite_grrl wrote: macherry wrote: granite_grrl wrote: So I cut off my hair this morning. *Jack shitz pantz with rage.* on purpose? What kind of question is that? Technically I guess I didn't cut my hair so much as my hair dresser cut my hair.
well, sometimes i've gone in for a trim and ended up with the "haircut".
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caughtinside
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granite_grrl wrote: So I cut off my hair this morning. *Jack shitz pantz with rage.*
loyerette chopped hers last weekend while I was punting at the gee dub.
I have threatened to dye my hairs brown, and get the identical cut. And see how things proceed from there.
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granite_grrl
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caughtinside wrote: granite_grrl wrote: So I cut off my hair this morning. *Jack shitz pantz with rage.* loyerette chopped hers last weekend while I was punting at the gee dub. I have threatened to dye my hairs brown, and get the identical cut. And see how things proceed from there.
And my hair is still chin length, but it was getting past my shoulders
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snoopy138
Mar 3, 2013, 12:35 AM
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granite_grrl wrote: caughtinside wrote: granite_grrl wrote: So I cut off my hair this morning. *Jack shitz pantz with rage.* loyerette chopped hers last weekend while I was punting at the gee dub. I have threatened to dye my hairs brown, and get the identical cut. And see how things proceed from there. Ha! And my hair is still chin length, but it was getting past my shoulders
Is Nathan going to get the same kut?
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lena_chita
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Mar 3, 2013, 2:55 PM
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caughtinside wrote: granite_grrl wrote: So I cut off my hair this morning. *Jack shitz pantz with rage.* loyerette chopped hers last weekend while I was punting at the gee dub. I have threatened to dye my hairs brown, and get the identical cut. And see how things proceed from there.
Never threaten things you are not prepared to take through to the end.
AND
Pictures, or you are a liar.
Well,you ARE a liar, but even more so.
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lena_chita
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Good weekend so far. Grupe-level spray, but OH SO GOOD a weekend.
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tripperjm wrote: camhead wrote: tripperjm wrote: snoopy138 wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: snoopy138 wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: granite_grrl wrote: lena_chita wrote: snoopy138 wrote: camhead wrote: granite_grrl wrote: snoopy138 wrote: granite_grrl wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: snoopy138 wrote: caughtinside wrote: camhead wrote: Dammit, Lena, J teh boi facefriended drivel but knot me! Also, boring gnus. Ice storm last night, not sure how the roads are. Driving to Atlanta today for some interviews, driving was cheaper than flying. I finally broke down and learned how to tie a tie yesterday, which I'd successfully avoided for the past few decades. Did you guys know that the first google autocomplete you get for "how do you..." is "tie a tie?" that is awl. Boston, Atlanta and DC? You're checking out all the climbing hotspots. probibly has an interview lined up in chicago, two. I hope he gets the Omaha jorb. somebody at teh red was telling us about the tons of sick limestonez in iowa that nobody knows about/pays attention to ... might have been eastern iowa, though. guys used to spritz about it on the knob years back. Probably your standard 35' riverbank crumbly limestone, but who knows. There's a few gems or Euro Vacations just about everywhere. yeah, GG was quite skeptical, but the guy was adamant that it was the gratest shit ever. 75', sick overhanging, etc. who nose. I don't remember any of this. it was the guy talking to us at the Shire, over by KSB (the fun 10d with all the iron-pulling) Oh yeah. I think I was happier not remember that conversation. Seriously, was the guy bald, late 30s, with a cigarette rasp in his voice? Kinetic Tony has done some Iowa developement. The rock looks decent. Not enough for a trip, but if I was ever taking a leisurely drive across I-80 I would check it out. Of course, everytime I'm driving through Iowa I have nothing on my mind but getting the fuck out of there. I don't believe so. So that rules out Troy, but not Tony. Tony wouldn't be acting like a gerk. In fact, he would be positively brimming with enthusiasm and offering to take you on a tour... Did the guy have any cliff bar signs on his gear? As in, ALL over his gear? If not, then we just discovered that there is a 3rd guy who knows about the secret radness of Iowa limestone. I think this guy was leading a group of gumbies who were lurving the Shire. also accurate Hey, you wouldn't have met a group of newbs who were lurving the Shire you you two weren't ALSO at the Shire. Just saying... yes, and it turned out that (a) it's on the way over to Amarillo and Samurai (one of the many gnu proj's I picked up that trip), and (b) that KSB rowt is a kickass warmup. The n00b wall on the shire is not good warmup, though. that was a gud day, actually ... KSB was fun, fell off towards the end of the left traverse on my onsite attempt of Amarillo, zent on try 2, took a beatdown figuring out the boulder porblem on samurai, then went across the valley and zent the Citizen's Arete (2nd try of the day, after hanging draws on try 1). Citizens arête was Lena's mega proj earlier. I think it finally went down after a few years work. well, I have a sneaking suspicion that she went off rowt in the middle and never actually zent. Oh really? Well, keep your suspicions to yourself, unless you have photos to prove it! this sounds a bit like a tacit admission. We awl noes she cheated herself.... cuz that's whut no-talent, sawed oft sprayers due. I dunno. I think that if Lena was going to cheat herself on Citzen's Arete she would have done it in one of the first half dozen redpoint burns she took. And the hangboreding tawk is almost over. Been doing more actual climbing, and I think I am going to name my pins Anderson Cooper, Adam Lambert, and Lance Bass, because those bad boys are COMING OUT on Friday. HeyOOO!!! oh grate.... nau we just has to look forward to ewe spraying about climbing
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tripperjm wrote: climbingtrash wrote: tripperjm wrote: climbingtrash wrote: this GU may take me a bit but bear with me, I'm going to champion my way throo it. please don't yore a little late. please dew try and keep up. I haZ teh PT? Sea... just another reason I no ewe lies about reading teh ENTIRE BET. cuz if's ewe had ewe wood noes tyme stands still in teh BET,and when ewe are on teh GU.... and I dun't carez about teh PT. maybes ewe shood just run along nau.... before sumbody drops a house on ewe?
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dr_feelgood
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caughtinside wrote: granite_grrl wrote: So I cut off my hair this morning. *Jack shitz pantz with rage.* loyerette chopped hers last weekend while I was punting at the gee dub. I have threatened to dye my hairs brown, and get the identical cut. And see how things proceed from there.
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tripperjm wrote: climbingtrash wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: camhead wrote: lena_chita wrote: (no, I have never actually fought about it with Heffe. Only with camhat on a cold morning with fuel shortage) I know that we're fiernds and all, but if you had gotten between me and my kawfee... Wouldn't dream of it. The morning in Maple Canyon, with slowly drying super-glue, old stove about to explode when the glue fumes catch fire, and you + Heffe nervously twitching and twiddling your thumbs... Yeah, I won't. No worries. That was not funny. Definitely very serious stuff. Once had a similar situation at teh creek when we realized that awl the coffee we bratt was whole bean and we didn't have a grinder. Came up with a slick solution but for a minute it was touch and go. Teh ole sock trick
Nurp. A long sleeve oft a dress shirt. Teh sock wuz the next thawt.
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macherry
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I was on my way back from ouray when I 70 got closed so now were spending the night in Beaver Creek. I'm getting drunk on sake bombs then going to pier one. Whoop!
This may be a drinking iPhone posting kind of night. If I say anything offensive it's because of autocorrect I swear.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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