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roark
Feb 2, 2003, 2:54 AM
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I just heard a French joke I thought I would pass along just because I think it is funny.
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: No one knows, it has never been tried.
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jono
Feb 2, 2003, 3:08 AM
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i wonder what thomas thinks?
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diarmid
Feb 2, 2003, 4:07 AM
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Hey now, it's not their fault that the Maginot Line didn't work vs. the blitzkrieg....it was an unprecedented method of fighting they weren't expecting.
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shortfatoldguy
Feb 2, 2003, 4:15 AM
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Yeah, cut'em some slack. Enough Frenchies died in the Great War. And there was that Napoleon guy and his army.
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goingtohellquick
Feb 2, 2003, 7:43 AM
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Napoleon was even in the movie Bill and Teds Excelent Adventure and he was GREAT!!!!!
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thomasribiere
Feb 2, 2003, 12:37 PM
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2 possibilities :
- unkillfile roark to see the meaning of this topic.
- just keeping on ignoring this stupid tard teenager crusader who pollutes a climbing site (do we climbers go talk of cracks, spits, cams, slacklines in a christian and army oriented forum? NO!).
So I'm still ignoring this guy.
sorry.
but as it seems to be allusive to the Maginot Line (a famous climbing route in verdon, too...), let's say something. This line of buried strongholds and lobbies was built after WW1 on the german-french border, not on the belgian-french one because of the oppsoition of neutral Belgium. And as you know, Germany forces invaded Belgium and Luxembourg before invading France on may 10th of 1940... So the story of the useless Maginot Line.
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josephine
Feb 2, 2003, 12:57 PM
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Hmmmmmm,that was a joke???
Why i'm not laughing???
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stevematthys
Feb 2, 2003, 4:22 PM
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you could have atleast made it a climbing joke, like something about french-free climbing.
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beyond_gravity
Feb 2, 2003, 5:21 PM
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How do you stop a French guy from onsighting your project?
Break his arms.
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john1987
Feb 2, 2003, 5:31 PM
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I don't get it.
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wildtrail
Feb 2, 2003, 5:37 PM
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Thomas,
Don't worry. He's only 18 or 19. He doesn't know much yet.
It would be better if it were:
Whats the best place to hide your money ? A: under the soap of a frenchman.
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thomasribiere
Feb 2, 2003, 5:42 PM
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do you mean we never wash? It would be almost true!
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josephine
Feb 2, 2003, 5:45 PM
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you never wash?!
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thomasribiere
Feb 2, 2003, 5:46 PM
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ask my dishes, they wait for me in the kitchen...
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josephine
Feb 2, 2003, 5:49 PM
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Haha... You should have seen my dishes today
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thomasribiere
Feb 2, 2003, 5:53 PM
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sheep's fat is one of the worst to clean! Loukoumades' oil might be tough too...
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josephine
Feb 2, 2003, 5:57 PM
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Yeah...sheep's fat...yuk!Thank God i don't like eating sheep's meat
Loukoumades so and so,they are delicious though[yum..yum]
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thomasribiere
Feb 2, 2003, 6:30 PM
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Penny,
dou you know this athenian loukoumades store called "Aegeaon" on Panespistemiou and X? Tricouli?
Tasty ones...
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josephine
Feb 2, 2003, 6:36 PM
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I'm amazed!You really know lots and lots of things about Greece!
Yeah,i know the place,yum..yum!Delicious loukoumades!I haven't gone for 4 months to there!Thanks for reminding me!
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mojorisin
Feb 2, 2003, 6:38 PM
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Do you know how to make a frenchman not talk?
Answer is,,tie his arms behind his back.
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thomasribiere
Feb 2, 2003, 6:54 PM
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no, this is for Italians!
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kriso9tails
Feb 2, 2003, 11:49 PM
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Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Eleeses?
So the Germans could march in the shade.
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brianthew
Feb 3, 2003, 12:04 AM
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The Onion's view on this topic. Lower left hand coner. It's a PDF; you'll need Adobe Acrobat Reader (http://www.adobe.com).
http://www.tc.umn.edu/~wray0016/history_3832.pdf
All in fun, of course.
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kriso9tails
Feb 3, 2003, 1:24 AM
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"GERMANS INVADE DENMARK ARE MISTAKEN FOR ROWDY TOURISTS"...
"the Germans are the most active and rowdy tourists of the year"
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stevematthys
Feb 3, 2003, 2:23 AM
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oh i see, so these racist jokes are ok.......
in reference to my thread that got deleted
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