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onbelay_osu
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andy i am glad we could be of some help....i can see we still have some work to do to get you past the budweiser stage.......but i am glad to see an improvement! with some time, and some good beer you will soon be on the right track!!!!!!
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wildtrail
Mar 31, 2003, 11:02 PM
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Woo-Hoo! That's great news, Andy. Didn't want to lose a brother to the East River, due to lousy beer.
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wildtrail
Apr 1, 2003, 2:10 PM
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Or to the East River due to a baseball bat in the back of the head...72 times. :D
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bakedjake
Apr 1, 2003, 2:18 PM
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:shock: Budweiser :shock:
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wildtrail
Apr 1, 2003, 2:25 PM
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It's a start, Dave, it's a start. It's a 12-step program:
#1 Lite beer
#2 Threats
#3 Concern for well being
#4 Thoughts of abstaining from beer
#5 The realization that abstaining from beer is silly
#6 Concern again
#7 Remorse in drinking lite beer
#8 Removal of lite beer
#9 Anshitter-Bitch, non-lite beers like Budweiser
#10 Threats
#11 Removal of Budweiser for better micro-brews and imports with dark colors and full-flavored tastes
#12 If not, 72 whacks in the back of the head and tossed into the East River.
We'll let him drink his Crapworster for another week or so to warm up to the flavor of real beer by drinking urine ran through the horse one too many times, then filtered through an old gym sock. After that, it's real beer or else! :evil:
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wildtrail
Apr 1, 2003, 2:26 PM
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It's been a success for quite some time. Trust me. :D
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bakedjake
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In reply to: /ignores the conversation/ i wanna play. all 5 feet and 90 pounds of me .. i've caught a 30' fall from a guy more than twice my size. do i win? do i get a blue ribbon??
clymbr_chk,
As President, Chairman and Founder of SDOBC Skinny Dudes Overcoming Belay Challenges I will answer your question.
If you are referring to Pabst Blue Ribbon!! an emphatic "NO", Pabst is not a SDOBC sanctioned beer.
If you are referring to a Blue Ribbon, again no, we only reward with alcoholic beverages.
By the way [if you are of legal drinking age] we are seeking a Chairwoman for our subchapter SDOBC Skinny Dudettes Overcoming Belay Challenges. You obviously meet the weight requirments. Other requirement, you must be a pontificator... yes you must be able to bantor on about any subject matter ceaselessly and be able to do so most authoritively, even if you don't really know what you're actually speaking about. You will also legislate in coordination with your members what alcoholoic beverages are permissable and come up with appropriate slogan like "Tre Fogli Al Vento".
Thank You
Baked Jake
Tre Fogli Al Vento
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wildtrail
Apr 2, 2003, 3:47 AM
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I think Three Sheets to the Wind suits the FCASC and SDOBC just fine. I think that should be our joint motto in brother/sisterhood, though we have separate mottos.
Waddaya say?
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andy_lemon
Apr 2, 2003, 6:35 AM
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If you guys don't drink Bud then what do you drink? :? :?:
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wildtrail
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Peroni
Sierra Nevada
never learned to spell it, but Hacker-Pschorr (think that's close)
Several other micro brews and imports
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andy_lemon
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Man... your best bet is to drink melted cheese. Fairly abundant in your region. :lol:
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wildtrail
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Coat it with beer batter and call it a mozzerella stick and I'm in!
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bakedjake
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Molson Golden
Spaten
any number of micro brews, the list is to long to mention
Peroni
Warsteiner
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andy_lemon
Apr 2, 2003, 6:01 PM
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onbelay_osu: I'm hoping that is Ohio State University...?
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wildtrail
Apr 2, 2003, 6:11 PM
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It's not. It's in Oklahoma, hint, hint.
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onbelay_osu
Apr 2, 2003, 7:38 PM
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what are those hints about......you calling me skinny dude if you are i ought to whoop your ass!!!!!!just kidding calm down, realy why the hints big deal i am from oklahoma, anyways let me put to shame your beer lists with mine, andy take notes...........
**in the proud corner of beer of all beers we have....Fat Tire, filling refreshing, and it taste good too.
**in the dark corner we have Black Widdow, yum, it has oatmeal in it!!!!!!!!!!! and it is thicker than guiness
**in the not so much a micro brew yet a damn good beer we have Labat Blue, something about canadians and beer they mix togeather well...
**in the best beer i have ever tasted and wish i could get here in the states, is Duval......dave, steve gotta try this one, a nice pilsner, rich flavor.......yeah yummy
**(andy pay attention to this next one!!) best cheap beer goes to honey lager, by michalobe (how ever the f______ you spell it)
**all around campfire beer.....Red Stripe, and XX amber tied for me.....let me know andy if that helps.........
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andy_lemon
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Dude, I thought you were from Ohio State U, the rockinest campus in the WORLD...
now that I know your from Oaklahoma I can't take beer suggestions from you. Sorry. Budweiser, mixed with little kings and 40 of O.E. makes me BUZZ.
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bakedjake
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Attention Members of the SDOBC
It has come to our attention that some of our brothers have been or are considering drinking [jakes face cringes and he shudders] Budweiser. Although it doesn't call for expulsion....Budweiser is not an officially sanctioned drinking beverage by the SDOBC. However the SDOBC has come up with a few ideals for you in the event you have a quantity laying about or in the event you inherit or otherwise receive for free.
* it makes a great basting juice for carp
* use it to keep Jehovah's Witnesses away
* put it in upside down caps in the garden for killing slugs
* the full unopened cans make great targets for plinking with 22's
* cleaning your hands after fishing, it works great at covering the fishy smell
The SDOBC agrees with wildtrail. Tre Fogli Al Vento may be used as a main Banner by both organizations and we may each adopt seperate sub banners. Is it accepted by the FCASC?
We are still looking for a chairwoman for our subchapterthe SDOBC - Skinny Dudettes Overcoming Belay Challenges, any nominations?????
In reply to: By the way [if you are of legal drinking age] we are seeking a Chairwoman for our subchapter SDOBC Skinny Dudettes Overcoming Belay Challenges. You obviously meet the weight requirments. Other requirement, you must be a pontificator... yes you must be able to bantor on about any subject matter ceaselessly and be able to do so most authoritively, even if you don't really know what you're actually speaking about. You will also legislate in coordination with your members what alcoholoic beverages are permissable and come up with appropriate slogan like "Tre Fogli Al Vento".
Thank You
Baked Jake
Tre Fogli Al Vento
Fratelli In Alcool
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andy_lemon
Apr 2, 2003, 8:43 PM
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In reply to: Budweiser is not an officially sanctioned drinking beverage by the SDOBC.
Better make it one if you want to be COOL, I don't remember the last time I saw Peroni sponsoring a baseball game or hydroplane race.
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bakedjake
Apr 2, 2003, 9:02 PM
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WORD
Go to Italy
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wildtrail
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In reply to: **in the proud corner of beer of all beers we have....Fat Tire, filling refreshing, and it taste good too.
I'll put Peroni here for me
In reply to: **in the dark corner we have Black Widdow, yum, it has oatmeal in it!!!!!!!!!!! and it is thicker than guiness
Have to try it, but still like the Guiness, or a Black & Tan to boot!
In reply to: **in the not so much a micro brew yet a damn good beer we have Labat Blue, something about canadians and beer they mix togeather well...
A little appalled at this selection. Never liked Labat. It's like Canada's crappy Budweiser. There are better micros. For not-so-much-a-micro-brew catagory, I'll be placing Lienekugle's Northwoods Lager (yeah, so I spelled it wrong) or Sierra Nevada Porter, Pale Ale, or Stout.
In reply to: **in the best beer i have ever tasted and wish i could get here in the states, is Duval......dave, steve gotta try this one, a nice pilsner, rich flavor.......yeah yummy
I'll take your word on this and look for it. I have no favorites. Too many to pick from. Too much work to think of and narrow down to just one when so many beers have their individual qualities.
In reply to: **(andy pay attention to this next one!!) best cheap beer goes to honey lager, by michalobe (how ever the f______ you spell it)
Never have liked anything Michalobe makes, but I wouldn't turn one down, either. Cheap beer? Hmmmm.... Mickey's Bigmouth is okay, same with Samuel Adams or New Glarus.
In reply to: **all around campfire beer.....Red Stripe, and XX amber tied for me.....let me know andy if that helps.........
Campfire beer, again, I go with Sierra Nevada and Northwoods Lager. Sierra Nevada has a more "bitey" flavor, but the Northwoods has a great taste and is incredibly smooth. I'd also nominate Leinenkugle's (again, screw the spelling) Creamy Dark, Oktoberfest, and Red.
The Creamy Dark fits into the "dark beer" catagory. So does Oktoberfest.
Also, Leinenkugles is rather easy on the pocket book. Too bad the are distributed by Miller Brewing, but I guess there is a necessary evil to everything.
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onbelay_osu
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now now andy just b/c i am from oklahoma does not mean you shouldnt listen to my beer advice, i drink good beer.........steve yeah Duval is brewed in belguim they know beer!!!!!! but i will check out those others.....Butt wipper.....lol they suck!
btw i forgot the catagory for best light beer.....IT DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!!!
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wildtrail
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Try Big Butt Beer as well. I haven't had it in a long time, but I do believe it is another, to butcher the name one last time, Leinenkugle's beer.
It's out of Chippewa Falls, WI.
New Glarus is from WI as well.
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bakedjake
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quote onbelay
In reply to: yep i am in for it, as the prez of the FCASC it is here by known that tre fogli al vento, now i read it and i makes sence damnit four years of spanish and i still cant read romantic languages any ways, is the new motto of the FCASC!!!! be in enacted that everymember of the FCASC take this motto to heart, and live to it by its fullest!!!!!!!!
Attention members it's unaanimous. The official signature of our 3 groups is Tre Fogli Al Vento.
PS; we still seek a chair woman for the SDOBC
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