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curt
Apr 2, 2003, 3:46 PM
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Paul,
In reply to: this is one of the most amusing threads I've read for a while. Lox vs. the old farts.
Curt
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mreardon
Apr 4, 2003, 10:57 AM
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Woohoo! I'm now considered an old fart!!! And I managed to get fishyboy pissy by hitting too close to home - 2 for 2!!!
Let's see: be an old fart who's still climbing after all these years, making money, loves his job, living on 40 acres of prime cali real estate, married a big-breasted hottie, and being compared to older farts who make even more money, climb even harder OR be compared to a VB top-roping 20-nothin' wannabe with nothing better to do in life than hang on the internet cause he can't even get a date? Let me see.... Checking the memos.... :lol:
This is by far one of the funnest forums. :D
And for the record, I never sprayed about a problem on this forum, just backing the boys like a proper fag hag when someone without any ability tries to slander them.
As for Texas climbing, hands down it definitely has some of the best bouldering in Hueco and a couple other areas from all that I've heard. It's just not the only place in the world with quality. It's all good depending on perspective. Even the dreaded fisher towers *shivers*.
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pbjosh
Apr 4, 2003, 11:10 AM
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In reply to: It's all good depending on perspective. Even the dreaded fisher towers *shivers*.
You're totally right on that one. Compared to the Mysteries or Monument Basin (Standing Rock, Shark's Fin) *double and triple shivers*, the Fisher's aren't half bad, heh.
josh
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wigglestick
Apr 4, 2003, 11:14 AM
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In reply to: married a big-breasted hottie
We'll be the judge of that. Post pictures :D
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lox
Apr 4, 2003, 11:23 AM
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In reply to: Woohoo! I'm now considered an old fart!!! And I managed to get fishyboy pissy by hitting too close to home - 2 for 2!!!
You didn't "get me pissy." lol.
You are a moron who can't seem to let this all go.
Yay for you.
You don't like me. Point taken.
In reply to: making money, loves his job, living on 40 acres of prime cali real estate, married a big-breasted hottie, and being compared to older farts who make even more money, climb even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAaaaa...
You cali chuffwits can't go ONE POST without spraying, CAN YOU ?!?!?!?
lol.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaa.
Hey... I did the Official yesterday. It was gneiss. IPS4LYFE. lol.
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mojorisin
Apr 4, 2003, 3:23 PM
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In reply to: you GO kinz, lol. Another question for the brusied ego crowd... where is the Bachar Cracker of New England ? Inquiring minds want to know...
I cant tell you Lox,,there are paople that would kill me,,for real,,,, :P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol:
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lox
Apr 4, 2003, 4:54 PM
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lol.
It's too far from me here, but thanks !
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bvb
Apr 4, 2003, 9:22 PM
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so mojorisin, i'm trying to bite off my tongue as i ask this incredibly tacky question...but how hard do the current NE crowd think B.C.O.N.E. is? I figured oldskool B1plus. That's kinda what verm thought too.
But then, some spotters and a bunch of pads to fill in that ankle braker talus hole right undr the crux lip rollover woulda been nice! Jocelyn REFUSED to spot me....
The notch seemed to have unlimited potential for development. Have you guys been busy cleaing and sending?
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dmon
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In reply to: Let's see: be an old fart who's still climbing after all these years, making money, loves his job, living on 40 acres of prime cali real estate, married a big-breasted hottie, and being compared to older farts who make even more money...
Wow, you really made it. So why do you have to resort to calling Lox "fishboy"? You are proving his point.
Keep it up Lox. Bvb is the only "old fart" who has said anything to win respect in this thread. Michael Paul, even if he is a great climber, has only written semi-intelligible crap, and mreardon, who "doesn't usually take the bait" has just made himself look like a wanker with his talk of his "big-breasted" wife.
Here's a tip for you all: arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics. Even if you win, you are still a retard.
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curt
Apr 4, 2003, 11:06 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Let's see: be an old fart who's still climbing after all these years, making money, loves his job, living on 40 acres of prime cali real estate, married a big-breasted hottie, and being compared to older farts who make even more money... Wow, you really made it. So why do you have to resort to calling Lox "fishboy"? You are proving his point. Keep it up Lox. Bvb is the only "old fart" who has said anything to win respect in this thread. Michael Paul, even if he is a great climber, has only written semi-intelligible crap, and mreardon, who "doesn't usually take the bait" has just made himself look like a wanker with his talk of his "big-breasted" wife. Here's a tip for you all: arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics. Even if you win, you are still a retard.
Duncan,
It looks like you have made the unfortunate mistake of taking this thread seriously. I thought you Aussies had a sense of humor?
Curt
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mreardon
Apr 5, 2003, 7:21 AM
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Wiggle - It's the pictures that keep her married to me!
Fishboy - I don't hate you, you putz I don't know you, it's merely a forum that if you slander, expect some back. You repeatedly call me old and a cali chuffwit on this board and others when you know absolutely nothing about me and you want me to just sit back and take it. Sheesh. Don't take it so personal (here's where you have to get the last word so go ahead, I won't bother responding to you anymore now that I know you're so sensitive).
Bvb - haven't heard of any new skoolers working the area you speak of. I have heard of some upper state New York areas getting some new "reworking" and there are a couple distant new areas in the Sespe getting some trailwork done to access the deep highballs with water landings.
And I agree with Curt (I'll see you at Yosemite), what happened to the humor of the rest of you? If you are really taking this seriously, then reach to the back of the computer, find the off switch, then use it, go outside, and don't come back until you masturbate at least three times to relieve the stress.
Now this is fun and all, but it's time to take my old and creaking bones and go bag a weekend worth of "cali-choss" since I don't have the pleasure of being truly schooled by so many experts on their personal crags....
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lox
Apr 5, 2003, 10:19 AM
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Rear. Don.
lol.
I never said you hated me... I merely said that you, ALL THREE OF YOU DUMB MOFAEKERS... got all in a huff when I called your idol, the unintelligbile MP, on his spraymeister ways. lol. You took it personal and responded by trying to slag off my climbing ability... when you realize it can't be done and you look like a totalass, hey ! it's all in fun, eh ?
lol.
Careful, kids... y'all might get rugburn on yer dicks from strokin' each other off so much.
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camhead
Apr 5, 2003, 12:28 PM
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dude, that's not a crack... respect my thread, bizzatchimøs.
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mojorisin
Apr 5, 2003, 4:50 PM
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A bit off topic Lox but I have to appreciate the talant,,nice work lad.
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one900johnnyk
Apr 5, 2003, 6:50 PM
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what shoes are those? it's gotta be the shoes
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camhead
Apr 5, 2003, 6:54 PM
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that looks like it might almost be v4+...
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mojorisin
Apr 5, 2003, 6:58 PM
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camhead is such a hard ass,, :P :lol: :P :lol:
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lox
Apr 5, 2003, 7:29 PM
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it is v4+...
lol.
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curt
Apr 5, 2003, 8:36 PM
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Lox,
Nice job by the photographer to catch you right at your high-point on the problem. Hehe
Curt
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camhead
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I like it how the photographer tilted the camera so that it looks steep, too. come on, that's really a v0- jug slab.
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curt
Apr 5, 2003, 8:53 PM
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In reply to: I like it how the photographer tilted the camera so that it looks steep, too. come on, that's really a v0- jug slab.
That's really harsh on the rating, Paul--I would give it V0+. And I would have said it looked like V1, if Lox would have been more than 18 inches off the ground. Hehe.
Curt
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lox
Apr 5, 2003, 10:52 PM
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Curt... I'd like to see you do the stand, there... big guy.
Now who's talking big on the internet.. oh look.. caliBOYZ. lol.
You guys wouldn't know aesthetic boldering if it bit you on teh ass... lol.
GNEISS4LYFE.
http://www.0friction.com/...riction_pic_1347.jpg
hehe...
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curt
Apr 6, 2003, 10:18 AM
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Lox,
In reply to: You guys wouldn't know aesthetic boldering if it bit you on teh ass... lol.
Well, when I started bouldering, "aesthetic" problems were not defined by digging out all the bat and rodent guano from under the shortest rock available and then crawling into the hole--in order to climb out.
But, times do change. I guess I've not kept up. Hehe.
Curt
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Hoooooo! The hudson river bottom-feeder, uh, I mean LOX, takes another one on the chin! The crowd breathlessly awaits to see if he can get up off the mat and return fire! Curt "Raging Bull" Shannon is sent to a nuetral corner while referee bvb begins the count: one...two...three....
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