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tucsonalex
Mar 11, 2004, 11:15 PM
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In this thread unabonger invited us to beat him up.
http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=54519
So what does everyone think my chances are? Who's your money on? Is he a weak armchair climber that will fold like an accordian after the first punch, or will he grab me by the ponytail and toss me around like a sack of potatos?
Here's a picture of me at my fighting weight:
6'1" 190 lbs.
http://pix2.hotornot.com/.../KM/GRKSAMEGBSBB.JPG
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wallwombat
Mar 11, 2004, 11:32 PM
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Careful mate, that pic of you is probably going to end up on the cover of the Gay Times, Queer or some other bumpy-boy lovin mag. Don't say you weren't warned. They'd love you over here in Sydney.
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tucsonalex
Mar 11, 2004, 11:38 PM
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In reply to: Careful mate, that pic of you is probably going to end up on the cover of the Gay Times, Queer or some other bumpy-boy lovin mag. Don't say you weren't warned. They'd love you over here in Sydney.
That's old news man. Hillary has already threatened to put it on gay.com or something on several occasions.
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climbsomething
Mar 12, 2004, 12:12 AM
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In reply to: Careful mate, that pic of you is probably going to end up on the cover of the Gay Times, Queer or some other bumpy-boy lovin mag. Don't say you weren't warned. They'd love you over here in Sydney.
And for the record, I was thinking planetout.com...
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tucsonalex
Mar 12, 2004, 12:14 AM
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Thanks everyone, it's nice to know I'm good at attracting gay men and cats. Enough with the hijacking already.
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george
Mar 12, 2004, 12:26 AM
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You're wearing a freakin' beanie. He's gonna kill you. The beanie-guy always loses.
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madriver
Mar 12, 2004, 3:16 AM
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...dude..
...I know the unabonger....he eats guys like you for breakfast!!!
...his stature is legend, why just the other day he kicked some kid off the wall with a just a stare!!! His spandex alone is enough to keep most away...but you live and learn...don't say I didn't warn you!
The Rockybongers trainer 8)
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curt
Mar 12, 2004, 3:55 AM
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In reply to: In this thread unabonger invited us to beat him up. http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=54519 So what does everyone think my chances are? Who's your money on? Is he a weak armchair climber that will fold like an accordian after the first punch, or will he grab me by the ponytail and toss me around like a sack of potatos? Here's a picture of me at my fighting weight: 6'1" 190 lbs. http://pix2.hotornot.com/.../KM/GRKSAMEGBSBB.JPG
Hell Alex, I'm 5'11" and 160 lbs. and old enough to be your father--and I'll kick your ass. Don't know about the bonger though. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Curt
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climbsomething
Mar 12, 2004, 7:02 AM
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Mar 12, 2004, 7:09 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: I used to screw guys like you in prison. *Hillary blows snot EVERYWHERE*
Yeah, me too. Can barely see my screen!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed, you're nuts!
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curt
Mar 12, 2004, 3:19 PM
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Hey Ed,
I thought my post was funny until I read yours. Good one. Haha.
Curt
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drink_more_beer
Mar 12, 2004, 3:58 PM
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no, his shoes aren't good enough for a gay man
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Mar 12, 2004, 4:08 PM
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Damn straight. They're like so last season.
:wink:
Tell you what, if someone pays for my air fare and puts me up, I'll be quite happy to take a couple of days off work to pop over and beat BOTH these wusses unrecognisable. I'd consider it a public service.
:lol:
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tucsonalex
Mar 12, 2004, 4:08 PM
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*Alex pouts* And I thought some of you guys were my friends. Looks like my corner is going to be empty for this one...
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Mar 12, 2004, 4:43 PM
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Don't care. just wanna see a fight.
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Mar 12, 2004, 5:14 PM
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Alex, we are your friends. It's just that Ed's post was FUNNY!
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tradman
Mar 12, 2004, 5:27 PM
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Yeah, I was just kidding mate. I wouldn't want to fight with you. Dinner maybe, then some drinks and a walk along the beach at sunset, but a fight??
naaaaah.
:lol:
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Mar 12, 2004, 7:24 PM
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robgordon moved this topic from COMMUNITY to PROFOUND INSECUTIRY AND REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALITY
I'm giving 2 to 1 on unabonger.
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Mar 12, 2004, 7:44 PM
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In reply to: *Alex pouts* And I thought some of you guys were my friends. Looks like my corner is going to be empty for this one...
Hehehe. Just too big an opportunity to pass up to hassle you. I've been waiting months for a chance to use that quote. :lol:
Let it be known that I consider Alex to be a very good friend.
*SMOOCH* Sweet cheeks.
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tucsonalex
Mar 12, 2004, 7:48 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: *Alex pouts* And I thought some of you guys were my friends. Looks like my corner is going to be empty for this one... Hehehe. Just too big an opportunity to pass up to hassle you. I've been waiting months for a chance to use that quote. :lol:
I knew I had it coming when I started the thread. And is that all you've got Rob?
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In reply to: is that all you've got Rob?
just keeping the place organized. heh.
...yeah that's all i got.
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tucsonalex
Mar 12, 2004, 7:53 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: is that all you've got Rob? just keeping the place organized. heh. ...yeah that's all i got.
OK, just checking.
Anyone seen bonger lately?
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Mar 12, 2004, 7:54 PM
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In reply to: Damn straight. They're like so last season. :wink: Tell you what, if someone pays for my air fare and puts me up, I'll be quite happy to take a couple of days off work to pop over and beat BOTH these wusses unrecognisable. I'd consider it a public service. :lol:
You'll want to wash your hands afterwards.
Also if there's any asskicking going on, from the....er....tone of the earlier posts, you might have to consider the implications of losing a shoe.
Hell....maybe both shoes.
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[quote "tucsonalex"][quote][quote] is that all you've got Rob?[/quote]
just keeping the place organized. heh.
...yeah that's all i got.[/quote]
OK, just checking.
Anyone seen bonger lately?[/quote]
No one showed up that afternoon but I may be at Vic's coffee in north Boulder a few mornings in August. If you catch me before my third latte you might have a chance at whipping me, especially with my new "network engineer" body modification efforts, which involve long periods gazing slackjawed at router neighbor topologies and slowly (oh hell, rapidly) chewing through at least one bag of all 800 known brands of gourmet potato chips.
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