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kagunkie
Aug 4, 2001, 4:34 PM
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When Im elected as your President........
Finish the statement...
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phishphan
Aug 4, 2001, 8:29 PM
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I would make sure pot is legalized to make this world a happier place.
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blackaven
Aug 4, 2001, 8:52 PM
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haha, good one phish
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kagunkie
Aug 4, 2001, 10:59 PM
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Wait a minute, only American citizens can be elected president.
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kagunkie
Aug 4, 2001, 11:14 PM
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What about restoring our manufacturing based economy, and undoing the damage the Clinton years did to our military, economy and self worth as Americans. This country is like a big dumb babbeling baby Huey in the eyes of the rest of the world. At one time we were respected and we deserved it, now we are just a bunch of cry babies with all those big bad guys stealing our candy and we cant seem to do anything about it becaus it wouldnt be pollitically correct and lord knows we wouldnt want to offend anyone. Oops!!!
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kriso9tails
Aug 4, 2001, 11:22 PM
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Improve education. I think it's time that Americans learned the truly important things, like how to make real beer. Just a suggestion from one of your Canadian neighbours all tucked away in that land-locked nation down south.
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kagunkie
Aug 5, 2001, 2:49 AM
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When Im elected as your president my first act will be to close our borders to all Canadian terrorists and those arrogant pissey French assholes.
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fiend
Aug 5, 2001, 3:46 AM
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....I'd have no power whatsoever and be merely a figurehead for all of the back room wheelers and dealers that have been running the country, just like all those who came before me.
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kagunkie
Aug 5, 2001, 3:59 AM
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Arrogant pissey French assholes, hmmmmmm perhaps I should re-phrase that. Arrog'ant piss'aey Fraun'ch asshole'as thats better. Reelaaaax it wont effect the rest of the world just the Arrog'ant piss'aey Fraun'ch asshole'as. And the rest of them will be free to come and go as I please. Thats what it means to be president. Doesnt it?
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kriso9tails
Aug 6, 2001, 6:02 AM
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I read the hate mail that you mentioned soymilk. I just aboot laughed my arse off eh. Some people get it, others are Americans (just kidding). I recommend reading this to anyone, just so you can see how arrogant and ignorant some people are. Also, the things people believe about the power and Global relations of both Canada and United States make me laugh, especially when it comes to the Great Wars. For all you Americans, read it, you'll be shocked at what your fellow country men don't know.
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kagunkie
Aug 7, 2001, 5:19 AM
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I would make sure I had phishphan as my vise pres!!!!
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krillen
Aug 7, 2001, 5:31 AM
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You will all die!!!!
A systemeatic killing of all who didn't appease me with gifts in one form or another. I'll whip this place in to shpae yet.....I'm sorry what was the question?
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kagunkie
Aug 7, 2001, 5:59 AM
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Do you want phishphan as the vise pres so we can all sit around stoned and laughing every day all day forever!!!
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kriso9tails
Aug 7, 2001, 7:35 AM
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Don't you think you're being a little bit too easy going krillen?
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marcsv
Aug 7, 2001, 9:35 AM
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hey gunlie you could rename america. . . united ganja state, or the ganja republic
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fiend
Aug 7, 2001, 2:27 PM
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"When I am king you will be first against the wall
with your opinions which are of no consequence at all
huh what's that??"
-Paranoid Android, Radiohead
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krillen
Aug 7, 2001, 3:06 PM
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Well Kris I WAS trying to be fair and not some sort of whacko dictator.
Phisphan can be an executive advisor though...
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climb512
Aug 7, 2001, 5:55 PM
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i would invade canada,throw those "frogs" out,open the borders for free flow of beer and canadian mist.get rid of the metric system and the terrible european style of dress( it might be a bit better than what seems to be our wannabe homey look). one nation of america...you supply the beer and we'll supply the military.
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climb512
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i will abolish wellfare. 100% jobs. you want money and benifits....work for them! even the handicap and disabled can work. with working for your money,comes pride with that comes the desire to improve yourself. where will the jobs come from? look in any city and see the run down areas, trash loaded haghways, parks that need help, roadwork...the list goes on. But alas, we are way to much of a liberal nation and the naacp and jesse jackson would be crying that its not fair to the minorities. i work i pay taxes, i want to see that money paying peaple for productive work not for a hand out. sorry to all you bleeding hearts, but its got to change sooner or later, the well is going to run dry.maybe ill join the wellfare list and just climb 24/7!!!!!! i just a need a dozen or so kids and i am in.
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phishphan
Aug 7, 2001, 10:41 PM
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Thank you very much for all of your support.
I will be counting on your votes come election time.
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kriso9tails
Aug 8, 2001, 12:21 AM
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Heh heh, girls generally can't be polititions, they have too many brain cells still in tact. Oh yeah, plus those silly morals get in the way.
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congo
Aug 21, 2001, 5:06 PM
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..i will be the all knowing benevolent dictator you have all been waiting for.
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talons05
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I would convert to the metric system, increase the military and pay for it by saving money in the penal system, i.e. kill off a bunch of criminals (only the worst, say, 20% of them) and use the money instead for the military. Then, I would have scientific research done to make Al Greenspan live forever so he can keep doing a great job with the economy. Then, I would annex mexico for their oil and rebuild the economy there by eliminating the corrupt govt. Next, I would make voting a right that could only be gained after a short period in our nation's armed forces (i.e. earn the right to vote). Then I would eliminate the drug problem by making many drugs legal. I would see to it that anyone caught using or selling drugs that were still illegal were put to death. I would stop ALL discrimination - this means no EXTRA rights just because you are a minority. I would also ensure stricter but smarter and more efficient EPA practices to protect businesses as well as the environment. And I would have a national holiday called "Lowe Day"...
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I won't have any time to climb so I will resign.
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aulwes
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I wouldn't like the job at all. I would quit, but not until after I get a bill passed to fund the inspection, and setting of new bolt on climbing areas. For safer climbing!!!
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