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Write some of your own poetry here.


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There was a young man from hong kong,
Who tied in to a cam with his dong,
But he decked from a crimp,
Leaving him with a limp,
And a foreskin one hundred feet long.


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There was a young man from hong kong,
Who tied in to a cam with his dong,
But he decked from a crimp,
Leaving him with a limp,
And a foreskin one hundred feet long.

To limp along home was a toil,
With his penis tied up in a coil,
He grabbed a knife,
And called to his wife,
And told her she'd have to play mohel. (pronounced "moil")


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Sep 20, 2004, 9:42 AM
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There was a young man from hong kong,
Who tied in to a cam with his dong,
But he decked from a crimp,
Leaving him with a limp,
And a foreskin one hundred feet long.

To limp along home was a toil,
With his penis tied up in a coil,
He grabbed a knife,
And called to his wife,
And told her she'd have to play mohel. (pronounced "moil")

Hearing the news, his wife she did weep,
As she fainted to the ground in a heap,
But seeing the schlong,
one hundred feet long,
She thought, "this could actually be fun to keep!"


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Sep 20, 2004, 9:56 AM
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:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Sep 20, 2004, 9:56 AM
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Upon seeing her hubbies new skin,
she realized it was stretched quite thin.
For this to have worth,
it must have some girth,
that was greater than a mere pin.


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Upon seeing her hubbies new skin,
she realized it was stretched quite thin.
For this to have worth,
it must have some girth,
that was greater than a pin.

But she decided to just make the best of it,
So she watched as her husband tested it,
It didn't work well,
But she said "What the hell,"
Grabbed a loom and wove him a vest with it.


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Upon seeing her hubbies new skin,
she realized it was stretched quite thin.
For this to have worth,
it must have some girth,
that was greater than a pin.

To inflate it she gave it a blow,
and watched amazed as the girth it did grow,
til she ran out of air,
(having little to spare,)
So she called in a professional Ho


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Sep 20, 2004, 10:04 AM
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But she decided to just make the best of it,
So she watched as her husband tested it,
It didn't work well,
But she said "What the hell,"
Grabbed a loom and wove him a vest with it.

If you rub it a few times, does it turn into a parka?


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Sep 20, 2004, 10:05 AM
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But she decided to just make the best of it,
So she watched as her husband tested it,
It didn't work well,
But she said "What the hell,"
Grabbed a loom and wove him a vest with it.

If you rub it a few times, does it turn into a parka?

:lol: :lol: choke! gag! snort! weeeeeez!

Much more of this and we may have a new Best Thread Ever nominee. 8^)


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But the Ho was just one of the b!tches,
Who the wife paid a weeks worth of riches,
She puffed him up good,
Leaving permanent wood,
Though it's now turning green and it itches. http://www.norope.com/...l/emoticons/pimp.gif


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Sep 20, 2004, 10:26 AM
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But the Ho was just one of the b!tches,
Who the wife paid a weeks worth of riches,
She puffed him up good,
Leaving permanent wood,
Though it's now turning green and it itches. http://www.norope.com/...l/emoticons/pimp.gif

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

ROTFLMFAO!!! :lol: :lol:


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But the Ho was just one of the b!tches,
Who the wife paid a weeks worth of riches,
She puffed him up good,
Leaving permanent wood,
Though it's now turning green and it itches. http://www.norope.com/...l/emoticons/pimp.gif


They decided to treat it with an ointment,
And rubbing it on provided enjoyment,
But green it did stay,
and earlier today,
They called the ball doctor for an appointment.


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But before they could get to the ball doc,
Their car had a flat and it stopped,
He looked at the tire,
And judged it quite dire,
Then pulled them along with his cock.


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The ball doctor stared in disbelief,
He could not imagine this poor fellows grief,
So with needle and scalpel,
Green wood flew like shrapnel,
Leaving our hero to limp home for relief.


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Sep 20, 2004, 11:01 AM
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On his way home he passed by his gardener,
Who mentioned that he ought to "pardon her,"
Not quite understanding,
An explanation demanding,
He found his wife humping his partner.


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She tried to explain to her man very quickly,
That the thought of his johnson being sickly,
Was too much to bear,
But the cactus gardeners wares,
Turned out to not only be healthy but prickly!


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OMG, you guys kill me

best thread for a long time


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Now the wife was caught in a pickle,
Which man should she stay with to tickle?
With hubby's defective willy,
Or the gardener's new thrilly?
Why not keep both, "I like a choice when I dickle!"


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(can I play?)

But the man changed his mind, said "No Way!",
His wife wasn't even a good lay.
He looked at his mate,
Owned up to his fate,
And admitted the fact he was gay.


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(can I play?)

Sure, just pull up a corner of the tarp and I'll pass the Mazola.
:shock:



Which was quite a shock for our guy,
As he squeezed the gardener with a sigh,
(But girls do have boobs,
And are naturally lubed),
"Oh dear God, could it be I am Bi???"


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Thread of the year! Thread of the year!


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I"M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF! KEEP GOING!


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There was a young man from hong kong,
Who tied in to a cam with his dong,
But he decked from a crimp,
Leaving him with a limp,
And a foreskin one hundred feet long.
To limp along home was a toil,
With his penis tied up in a coil,
He grabbed a knife,
And called to his wife,
And told her she'd have to play mohel.
Hearing the news, his wife she did weep,
As she fainted to the ground in a heap,
But seeing the schlong,
one hundred feet long,
She thought, "this could actually be fun to keep!"
Upon seeing her hubbies new skin,
she realized it was stretched quite thin.
For this to have worth,
it must have some girth,
that was greater than a mere pin.
But she decided to just make the best of it,
So she watched as her husband tested it,
It didn't work well,
But she said "What the hell,"
Grabbed a loom and wove him a vest with it.
To inflate it she gave it a blow,
and watched amazed as the girth it did grow,
til she ran out of air,
(having little to spare,)
So she called in a professional Ho
But the Ho was just one of the b!tches,
Who the wife paid a weeks worth of riches,
She puffed him up good,
Leaving permanent wood,
Though it's now turning green and it itches.
They decided to treat it with an ointment,
And rubbing it on provided enjoyment,
But green it did stay,
and earlier today,
They called the ball doctor for an appointment.
But before they could get to the ball doc,
Their car had a flat and it stopped,
He looked at the tire,
And judged it quite dire,
Then pulled them along with his c---.
The ball doctor stared in disbelief,
He could not imagine this poor fellows grief,
So with needle and scalpel,
Green wood flew like shrapnel,
Leaving our hero to limp home for relief.
On his way home he passed by his gardener,
Who mentioned that he ought to "pardon her,"
Not quite understanding,
An explanation demanding,
He found his wife humping his partner.
She tried to explain to her man very quickly,
That the thought of his johnson being sickly,
Was too much to bear,
But the cactus gardeners wares,
Turned out to not only be healthy but prickly!
Now the wife was caught in a pickle,
Which man should she stay with to tickle?
With hubby's defective willy,
Or the gardener's new thrilly?
Why not keep both, "I like a choice when I dickle!"
But the man changed his mind, said "No Way!",
His wife wasn't even a good lay.
He looked at his mate,
Owned up to his fate,
And admitted the fact he was gay.
Which was quite a shock for our guy,
As he squeezed the gardener with a sigh,
(But girls do have boobs,
And are naturally lubed),
"Oh dear God, could it be I am Bi???"

There it is thus far...continue!


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The man drove to Niagra,
To aquire some Viagra.
'Ol Duke was towering proud and true! 8^)
Ask your doctor if it is right for you.
Just like magic...Abracadabra! :P

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