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pinktricam


Feb 8, 2005, 11:49 AM
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A west Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her

husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of

fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the

back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his

tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and

removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop!

You're not going to cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in

her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set this old shed

on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you

want."


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Feb 8, 2005, 11:56 AM
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that is funny

and so true
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Feb 8, 2005, 12:56 PM
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A west Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her

husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of

fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the

back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his

tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and

removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop!

You're not going to cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in

her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set this old shed

on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you

want."


then a loud "Blam!" and the fat sweaty cowboy woman faces explodes in a cloud of tissue and brain as the round exits from her face. The headless body falls down leaving a streak of blood in mid air revealing the other woman standing behind, she is only wearing a cowboy hat and smoking a cigarette dangling from her lips and blowing the smoke off her 45. A wiskey bottle in the other hand.

"why did you married that fat ugly lady anyway" she asks
"She was rich and horny" the cowboy says.
" Now she's dead" the other woman replies.
"let's go"

(Begining music from Kill Bill fades in)


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c'mon keep it going :)


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