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blowboarder
Feb 10, 2005, 2:00 PM
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Time for another one.
What's the shortest amount of time you've known someone before getting freaky?
No parameters on this one, free for all.
Enjoy.
Oh, and ladies, we know you make the decision if you're going to sleep with us in the first 5 minutes you know us but we're not talking decisions here, we're talking deeds.
Bumping uglies, the horizontal lambada, doing the nasty, whatever you want to call it (And no way can you call it making love if it's less than an hour, IMO).
Discuss.
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blowboarder
Feb 10, 2005, 2:02 PM
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My bad, shouldn't ask such poignant questions without sharing myself:
About an hour, give or take a few minutes, basically the amount of time it took to get to her house after the bar closed.
But I didn't leave until 8pm two days later. :lol:
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tgreene
Feb 10, 2005, 2:12 PM
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Ummmmm, about 3 minutes.
Hell, there were a few women that I never even bothered to get a name! :twisted:
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usmc_2tothetop
Feb 10, 2005, 2:14 PM
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30min. New York City Apt. (not mine) She was my friends' roomates' friend from Colorado.
She was the aggressor
No sex but I think I benefited the most from it. :wink:
One of the most random things that ever happened to me.
But if there was no sex then maybe this post doesn't count.
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overlord
Feb 10, 2005, 2:38 PM
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it would have to be like 1 or 2 mins. sex was some time after that. cant really say how much time.
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dookie
Feb 10, 2005, 2:41 PM
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I wonder how many ladies will actually respond.... :lol:
Mine would have to be at least on the order of a week or two. Never had a one night stand, never had any sexual encounters with someone I hadn't actually gotten to know first.
It's all such a double standard, really. Girls do something like that and they're sluts, guys do it and they're studs. Ohhhh well ;)
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blowboarder
Feb 10, 2005, 2:42 PM
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In reply to: Ummmmm, about 3 minutes. Hell, there were a few women that I never even bothered to get a name! :twisted:
I just added you to my "Relatively Unknown But Extremely Powerful Superheros" list. :lol:
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blowboarder
Feb 10, 2005, 2:46 PM
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In reply to: Girls do something like that and they're sluts, guys do it and they're studs. Ohhhh well ;)
It's changing tho, don't give up hope. Enlightened males around the world have finally realized that we are the sluts and you ladies are the stud-ettes. :lol:
Never could figure out why a guy would call a girl nasty names for giving him something he wants so bad that it controls all his decisions thru his subconsious mind, whether he knows it or not.
Probably something we learned on Mars.
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tisar
Feb 10, 2005, 2:49 PM
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Second:
A couple of hours, but no single word. All took place at a party of a friend of mine and she was (attention cliche....) the french exchange student. We were just the last two people left not occupied by some action so the rest came very natural. Long time ago, the rubber boots still were made of wood...
Fastest:
Just a minute. Another party at some gay friend's flat. She came late, one of the gays introduced me as "the last straight man in here" - boom. We didn't even manage to get out of the room... :oops:
- Daniel
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tgreene
Feb 10, 2005, 2:49 PM
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I wonder how Mrs. Robinson would respond to this thread.......... 8^)
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usmc_2tothetop
Feb 10, 2005, 2:50 PM
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Luckily I've only had 2 random occasions. If there is emotion to it, and you have wanted that person it just seems more exciting.
Besides that shit is dangerous. I don't want my stuff falling off.
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tisar
Feb 10, 2005, 2:51 PM
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Oh, uh... the names? :oops:
- Daniel
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Feb 10, 2005, 2:56 PM
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In reply to: It's changing tho, don't give up hope. Enlightened males around the world have finally realized that we are the sluts and you ladies are the stud-ettes. :lol: Never could figure out why a guy would call a girl nasty names for giving him something he wants so bad that it controls all his decisions thru his subconsious mind, whether he knows it or not. Probably something we learned on Mars. |
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taualum23
Feb 10, 2005, 3:02 PM
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I've never done it unless first I developed a deep meangful relationship with someone. Fastest is about a month. (Hi babe....reading my posts again?)
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macherry
Feb 10, 2005, 4:04 PM
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In reply to: Ummmmm, about 3 minutes. Hell, there were a few women that I never even bothered to get a name! :twisted:
there's a few that alcohol erased their names.
quickest hook up: a couple of hours!
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euroford
Feb 10, 2005, 4:14 PM
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broke up with long term girlfriend (under good terms) around 2:00pm
hooked up with ex girlfriend and other friends to hang out around 8:00pm
was introduced to ex girlfriends friend around 10:00pm
proceded to get funky with ex girlfriends friend around 12:00am
proceded to get funky with ex girlfriend and her friend by 3:00am
remained single for next 3 years, and 'friends with benifits' with both girls for much of that time.
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gritstoner
Feb 10, 2005, 4:36 PM
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i think it must have been a few hours. went to my local for a few hours. next thing i know in bed with the landlords daughter. bonus was i got a pint with breakfast.
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girlyclimber83
Feb 10, 2005, 5:00 PM
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8 seconds
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blowboarder
Feb 10, 2005, 5:05 PM
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Bullrider.
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petsfed
Feb 10, 2005, 5:20 PM
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About a week from meeting the girl to sleeping with the girl. Less than 2 hours from meeting the girl to finding a way to sleep with said girl.
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esoteric1
Feb 10, 2005, 6:00 PM
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however long it took the guy next to me on the greyhound to "act" like he fell asleep, no idea what her name was, but dang....it couldnt have been more than an hour
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kimmyt
Feb 10, 2005, 6:31 PM
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Probably about 3 hours realtime, but in drunken-time that equals about 15 minutes.
K.
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onbelay_osu
Feb 10, 2005, 6:40 PM
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a couple of hours at a bar and then a car ride out to a national forest!!!!!
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atg200
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3 hours. the cool part is that it was in uzbekistan, she spoke no english at all, and i only know how to say please and thank you in russian. turned out to be enough.
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girlyclimber83
Feb 10, 2005, 9:47 PM
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How long does it take to say "you wanna f*&#?"
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