Stretch Plaid Backpack

You might not think of the Oakley Stretch Plaid Backpack as a life-saver, but when the aliens come back to earth and decide to annihilate anyone whos not smart enough to be wearing plaid, youll be spared. Right, because, um you knew all along that plaid actually contains millions of hidden, complex codes. And youre so glad the extraterrestrials are finally here to teach you all about it. Youll just slip your shades into the Stretch Plaids shoulder-strap holster, grab your pen and pad out of the front organizer pocket, and settle in for a long explanation on how to travel between galaxies and take photos with your eyes.