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I'm Dave, bitch!

I'm Dave, bitch!

And I'm not here to entertain you!!

Rating:Average Rating = 3.91/5 | Votes: 35 | Comments: 32

Submitted by: caughtinside on 2008-04-02 | Last Modified: 2008-04-04 | Views: 3678

Comment 5 out of 5 stars Arrogant_Bastard on 2008-04-02
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That's some kick-ass fotochoppin, whoever did that gotz skillz.
Comment 5 out of 5 stars caughtinside on 2008-04-02
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funniest guy on the site!!
Comment 5 out of 5 stars macherry on 2008-04-02
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clowns scarez me
Comment 5 out of 5 stars artm on 2008-04-02
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klownz are evil, somebody shoot that thing in the face!
Comment 5 out of 5 stars newbierockstar on 2008-04-02
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Dere's dem hibiscus-print board shortz agin!!
Comment 5 out of 5 stars salamanizer on 2008-04-02
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I see ya hauled the spare tire up there with ya...

I dig the hair, that's bigwall hair there.
Comment 5 out of 5 stars j_ung on 2008-04-02
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And WTF is up with that crazy anchor?
Comment climbsomething on 2008-04-02
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I was gonna say something about the hibiscus shorts, but newbie beat me to it. And I was gonna get mad but then I thought- newbie's back! Where ya been, chick?
Comment 5 out of 5 stars caughtinside on 2008-04-02
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Yes, yes, I had a little spare tire blort going there. I had just recovered from a wicked bout of poisoning at the hands of some mixed seafood noodles. Couldn't eat or even hold down water for 2 days straight. As soon as I felt better, I drank like a gallon and a half, and over the next 2 weeks climbed my way back into fighting shape.

The hair is a result of not shampooing for 10 days straight. Sweet!

The hibiscus shorts are a sign of one thing--I'm here to party.

The crazy anchor is a standard issue Thailand rig, old bleached lead cord through bolts and a big steel ring, backed up with some of my own slingage.

The distorted features are the result of an unfortunate fall into a vat of acid at the Axis chemical factory. I will get you, Batman!!!!
Comment 5 out of 5 stars epoch on 2008-04-03
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Have a hand grenade, clown!
Comment rhythm164 on 2008-04-03
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love the tags, you creepy bastard
Comment 5 out of 5 stars imnotclever on 2008-04-03
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Do do-do do do-do do-do-do-do
Comment 5 out of 5 stars zeke_sf on 2008-04-03
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Don't be fooled by his balloon condomz: hez knot heah to entahtain ewe!!!
Comment 5 out of 5 stars epoch on 2008-04-03
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Mahna Mahna
Comment 5 out of 5 stars snoopy138 on 2008-04-03
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I bet this guy's a total douchebag in real life.
Comment 5 out of 5 stars camhead on 2008-04-03
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when I was six, a clown touched my special area. GET AWAY FROM ME MISTER CLOWNY CLOWN CLOWN CLOWN CLOWN CLOWN CLOWN CLOWNY FROWN CLOWN
Comment dingus on 2008-04-03
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That's fucking hilarious caught!!! Hahahahahahaha!
Ha!
Comment dingus on 2008-04-03
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Looks like one of my anchors too.
Comment 5 out of 5 stars knieveltech on 2008-04-03
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Hahaha what the fuck hahahaha
Comment 5 out of 5 stars snoopy138 on 2008-04-03
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FP! oMGz! TOP RATED!!!1
Comment 5 out of 5 stars Arrogant_Bastard on 2008-04-03
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Y u lye Mrs Zeke? Y U lye?
Comment 1 out of 5 stars Mrs_Zeke on 2008-04-03
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Lye? The truth is that any picture that includes a topless Dave is only worth one star!
Comment 5 out of 5 stars wanderlustmd on 2008-04-04
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hahahaha
Comment tradrenn on 2008-04-06
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Idiotic.
Comment 5 out of 5 stars Arrogant_Bastard on 2008-05-22
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You tell 'em Tradrenn! What a bunch of tools.
I'm putting on my serious face right now. Seriously guys, knot funny.
CI, it's your fault RC.com sucks now.
Comment rockie on 2008-06-12
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Hilarious!
Fancy a climb? :))
Comment 5 out of 5 stars newbierockstar on 2008-07-11
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Arrogant_Bastard iz serios. Dis is serios face.
Comment stevensaga on 2009-06-15
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topless clowns as California's climbing ambassador to Asian nations...I like.
Comment 1 out of 5 stars breakpoint on 2010-11-09
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Nice body, when my granma died she looked just like that
Comment 5 out of 5 stars caughtinside on 2010-11-10
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no greencard for you, comrade!
Comment carabiner96 on 2010-11-10
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Komrade, with a K, asshole.
Comment 5 out of 5 stars climbingtrash on 2012-02-01
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How is it I nevar commented this shit? Funny thing iz I found it wehn I googled Anal Butthurt Klown.