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Comments by angry (63)


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All big gear does is feed big ego's

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Me too brother, me too. That place is way unsport. This route felt like an f-ing sport climb though. I can't count having to jam a 10b crack until the hard part.

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I dislike this route. It's a sport route with cams. It requires very little crack climbing ability. I'm not saying it's bad, it's just wrong for the creek.

Jews on Crack and the Optimator are on the same wall, if you want a real creek climb.

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Also, look inside the pod for 2x4's It was originally aided with wood and some chunks are still in there.

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You guys are all way off. It's rattly fists and 1 arm bar to the pod. And modestly big fists narrowing to perfect jams after the pod. It's 11a to the pod and 10c after. It's not that sick. It is one of my faves though.

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You got a terrible angle for this crack. Why didn't you square up the shot? It looks like a typical ass-shot belayers angle photo.

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Mal, I have an idea. It'd work almost too well for the creek but be unsuitable outside of a splitter. PM me and I'll describe it, I don't want to clutter the comments section.

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Am I drunk? Or is the slide reversed. I thought the first traverse was right and the second left?

I need to go look at other pics now.

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It's a pretty picture but a stupid one. It seems that half the pics on the front page aren't of rock climbing. We've got lizards, mini bikes, buildering, etc. Once in a while I see someone climbing.

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It's yellow aliens or yellow metolii or .4 camalots. It's fingers and is rated 12-. In actuality it is about 11b/c. And not to take away from the sarcasm, this route actually has excellent feet if you know how to use them.

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The creek is beautiful. Twice last week I was stopped dead in my tracks by something a camera couldn't capture. I'm sure this picture is the same, it couldn't do what you saw justice.

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John, I've been hearing rumors that you've been chipping. I'm truly saddened to see this picture.

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4 out of 5 stars Foliage!!

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I aint sayin she's a gym ho, but I've never seen her send though

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From what I hear, she's got a baby by Sharma

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You can get on the internet and find the scene, it was her, Obe Carrion, and Ivan Greene

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You can't tell from the photo, but this route is a lot easier because of the bullet holes.

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Unfortunately, rain doesnt do much for chalk at the creek. The lower 1/3 of the varnished walls don't get too wet. It physically hurts me to see this kind of thing.

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Soloing is wrong, evil, and even pornographic!! Join CRAS (christian republicans against soloing) today and help blight out this evil!!

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Is there still a #4 fixed in it?

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What about that offwidth to his left? Yummy!

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5 out of 5 stars The year's 95' and the crack is wide, some idiot is trying to fit his whole body inside...btw, I thought you added the extension?

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5 out of 5 stars Curt, "real bouldering" is goddamn pointless in comparison. I like to climb, not just exercise my fingers.

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areyoumydude, if you can lay it back clean, I will swallow my entire rope

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You've got a hair tie, your yin and yang is balanced, and a #4 Camalot is always the right piece.

If anything, you might be accused of being a gear whore.

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Closer to perfect #3's. The lower crux is sequential. It's desert reality (11d) if you can redpoint the roof only. It's desert gold (13a) if you send the whole thing. Still, it doesn't have a move harder than 12c on the whole thing.

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11d if you try for the onsight. After that it's a whole lot closer to 11b.

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Looks spectacular. 5.9 offwidth forever just might be the most fun you can have. Pratts crack just got added to my to do list.

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Kinda makes me wish I was lying on the pad, enjoying the view.

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Yeah, the bolt is way old. There's some old ass ones in the roof too. This was first freed in 82' by Scarpelli, long before any camming device big enough existed. Cool route.

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4th comment on this post, the bolt is explained quite succinctly.

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SHut the fuck up donie!!

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Unless you downclimbed, you didn't solo it. Sorry, them's the rules.

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Good Question

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5 out of 5 stars Fanta?

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I've whipped hard onto my #9 BFC, it's not a problem.

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A moab rescue guy I met at a party 10 years ago told me about a case where someone made the jump but had too much momentum and went off the other side.

He said that there were blood streaks down the rock where he tried to claw back up. I have no clue if that story is true.

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Last I was up there I saw a fixed 4 camalot I could have easily removed if I had no shoulders.

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Cindy totally looks like she just farted and is hoping no-one notices.

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You would have onsighted it had you been wearing legwarmers.

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5 out of 5 stars I can see where your balls start

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If only I could give 10 stars

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Sanjaya returns!!!

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If I had a spotter with a hat and moustache like that, I'd never fall.




Squeal like a pig boy!!!!

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It was the one with the doughboy on it

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Toonjaya!!!!

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5 out of 5 stars Is j_ung a spam bot? Banz him!1

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That pic is 2 years old. My hair is even thinner now.

I'm a rickety old man. Get me a wheelchair!!

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oh no you dit ent!!

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1 out of 5 stars I think you missed it. Dumbass yes, n00b no. A n00b doesn't have access to two ropes, a rack, a helmet, and a pad. A n00b would be wearing basketball shorts, would have Cliffs on his feet, and the arms would be bent. Your failure to capture a fail has failed you. One star for effort.

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I was thinking it looked like he was doing it the hard way.

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1 out of 5 stars Other than MacGyver, this is a pretty stupid picture. I'm not on this bandwagon.

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Reminds me of the last time I was on Olympus Mons.

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Looks more like 12" to me.

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Oooh, from the Pale Fire side. Cool

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How hard is it to stick something at zero gravity?

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1 out of 5 stars Get this off the front page

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I heard that route is unclimbable.

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5 out of 5 stars I don't see what's controversial. I see your cleavage and I can imagine your boobies but I don't I don't see controversy.

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Another picture of Anunaki, I just creamed myself.

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In a beautiful canyon with loads of unphotographed angles and cracks, you walked slightly uphill and took a shot of one of the most photographed cracks in the whole area. Sorry if it offends you but this is the second least creative photo you could have done in IC (#1 would have been a picture of your rack).

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I can't see your name tag elder.

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Ed, you'll feel so silly when you need to add a chain to an anchor and forgot yours.