Rock Climbing Photos : Comments
Comments by passthepitonspete (189)
I've led up to 11b trad, back in the days when I bothered to train. I'm not sure I could have cranked the nasty crux on that one. I'd give me 40-60 against off the couch, 75-25 for after a month in the Valley.<br>
<br>Hey, wait a minute.....what the hell do I <b>care!</b> I can lead A4+ off the couch!<br>
<br>If you want to see some <b>real</b> biceps, then <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/photos.php?Action=ListPhoto&PhotoID=4186"><b>check out Neal!</b></a> Holy, is that boy <b>cut!</b> He told me he could climb Gunks 5.10 off the couch, and I verily believe him.<br>
<br>"Hey, <b>Hoser!</b> Yeah, you - <b>Dudley Do-Right</b> with the <b>schoolteacher pose!</b> Hey, <b>Mountie,</b> like where's your <b>horse,</b> eh?<br>
<br>"Whaddya mean, 'come down'? Aww, take <b>off,</b> eh?! Like, why don't you come <b>up</b> and <b>get us!</b> Like, I thought you Mounties <b>"always get your man!"</b><br><br>
<br>So look, when it comes to climbing big walls, it's not just about the <b><i>climbing,</b></i> eh? It's also about <b>facing down your fears.</b><br>
<br>When the first thing you do in the morning (after drinking your coffee, of course) is to jug out from your portaledge, fifty feet from the wall and <b>fifteen hundred feet</b> off the deck, you know it has to take some balls, er, uh, ovaries.<br>
<br>It means you have to have the passion, it means you have to have the desire, and it means you have to really <b>want</b> to succeed.<br>
<br>Yvette did great and I felt really proud of her.<br>
<br>When Tom gets back on line in a few days, he'll be able to give you his empirical data, and link you to his website.<br><br>
<br>Yes, the little blue cord is just a tag line - it's 5mm, and we use it to pull up the haul lines later. This is a pitch we fixed - we camped where this photo was taken - so I had to rappel down the haul lines to get there.<br>
<br>Er, at least I <b>would</b> have, had said haul line been available for the purpose.<br>
<br>Uh - Tom? Are you going to 'fess up about the little fiasco that happened here, or do you want <b>me</b> to tell everyone???
<br>No - what happened <b>here</b> was you lost the end of the zip line! There was no way for me to pull up the haul lines, so I was stuck at the top of the pitch in the dark with no way to rappel! Fortunately, the pitch was fairly straight, and not overhanging, so I was able to rappel down the lead rope, lucky for me. So as it turned out, no big deal. But it would have been a pain had we not been camping at the base of this pitch.<br>
<br>Listen up, people - the zip line is a <b>critical link</b> - attach it to your leader with a locker, and don't drop the other end! (And make sure the bottom end is <b>securely</b> fastened to the zip line bag, so you don't lose it like Tom did.) The next day the zip line was securely clove hitched to the zip line bag carabiner, and further fastened by some of Tom's trademark yellow duct tape.
For some reason I <b>CANNOT EDIT THIS PHOTO!</b> Please note that what you see is <B><font color="red">dangerous and unsafe!</b></font> Petzl only discovered this to be <b>WRONG</b> after Richard made up this photo! If you want to find out <b>WHY</b> it is dangerous and unsafe, you can click here to read about the <a href="http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?mode=viewtopic&topic=3876&forum=19&start=30"><b>2:1 Hauling Ratchet, and Petzl's recent warning.</b></a>
Normally it's <b>really tough</b> to get the stock listed, but what I've done is to buy a <b>"shell company"</b> - an already-listed but nearly-bankrupt stock whose share prices are next to nil. So what you do is substitute the <b>beer company shares</b> for the <b>shell company shares,</b> and then you don't have to list a new company! <b>"Get it?"</b> In fact, in this photo I'm actually standing in front of my <b>new shell company.</b> Take a close look by my right elbow... <b>[HINT]</b>
Superb photo. The <b>Knifeblade Traverse</b> is not quite visible - it would be just off-camera beneath. Up and right you can see the bottom of the left-facing <b>Golden Finger of Fate,</b> up which Native Son climbs. The big water streak is a waterfall in the spring that hammers one of the belays on Aurora.
This photo is superb, <b>except</b> that the point of interest is directly in the <b>centre</b> of the frame. Now it's a self-timer shot, so you gotta take what you can get. <b>BUT</b> if you were to trim this photo with your photo program, so the climber <b>weren't</b> dead centre, it would be superb. Easily done, email me the original if you like. I love it. Exposure is perfect.
<br><br>So I take about six steps onto it, and <b>NO WAY!</b> I totally chickened out! It is wicked, exposed, terrifying, exciting, and a lot more <b>fun</b> with a harness and cow's tails! You clip into the cable overhead, which is slung at the perfect amount of tension to support part of your body weight, and you walk on across, with two hundred feet of exposure beneath. <b>SUPERB.</b>






Sheesh.<br>