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Comments by zeke_sf (106)


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actually, it looks like it says 5.11+. don't know 'bout you, but +'s scare me.

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what effect? Graham's final moments in an apocalyptic wasteland were spent ascending this now dangerously radioactive climb. RIP, Graham. RIP.

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SOMEBODY has to inspect the nut placements! geez!

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4 out of 5 stars i thought it was a helmet from tiny frontpage pic. yeah, mean-mug/silly hat combo IS priceless! climbing elite + silly fashion= funny

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great shot if you could just edit out the rope, belayer, chalk, socks, possibly climber....why do so many people have a problem with real world climbing shots?

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5 out of 5 stars this picture is crisp. you can see all the holds like when numbers are popping out in A Beautiful Mind. i know it's just chalking, but it works. i don't know, it's just like every line on the rock is popping out like veins. are those some tights on the climber? gotta look into that...

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5 out of 5 stars that route looks great from every angle i've seen. if only dominic was not into wearing tight manpri's...

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that's an "awww crap!" look if i've ever seen one

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sweet FA. what do you call it?

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Sorry, definitely 11C. Looks like you led it the sane way, going up the corner route for the first bolt and then left. The climbing below that bolt is fun, too bad it's 25' to that first bolt! That move is super fun too.

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looks like 25' or so. I'll say it's "r". is the crux down low and you just hold on for the topout?

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now this, this would make me want to take up slacklining!

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screamers won't help with that situation....tp maybe...

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5 out of 5 stars j_ung, right on. People who have never even been to ORG, STFU, or just tradclimb it anyway. Next are the dumbasses commenting about bolt-spacing based on a pic....Cool, cool pic. For how great a place to climb, ORG rarely makes a great pic, but this one does it. Maybe it's the colors of his shirt, the tone of the rock, and the greenery below, but this is one of the better shots I've seen of the area.

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Gneiss!

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doesn't look like a pair. it looks like a uni sack. cycloptic coin purse? blah...

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5 out of 5 stars I don't know about the bolt, it looks like he has that "damn, I gotta get to THAT hold" look on his face. I've held on to stuff like that...but only on slab. Good job.

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I like the "what up, bitch?" look he's shooting some hold. He looks kick-a-kitten mean. RRARRR!!

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5 out of 5 stars oh, stabilizing. so that's what you use cracks for. now I get it. this whole rock climbing thing is starting to make sense.

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Hahaha, I've got to remember that camera trick.

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reminds me of this cute little fox (an actual fox, not the human kind) I saw the other night. it was stuck in the highway median and then darted out in traffic where I saw it cowering just before the truck struck it apart and spun its body like a helicopter blade. anyway, nice pic.

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5 out of 5 stars all that negative space and a portal into the blue. fabulous! that's THE 5.7 to do.

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ok, El Potrero Chico.

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goddamit, I've got to get up there again! looks like you have the same BD Momentum harness I have. yes/no? I love sport, but you aren't going to find that exposure anywhere else.

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he looks like a car mechanic with those boots on. i couldn't imagine climbing a 5.9 with those on, though my buddy did a 5.9 with an improvised harness and Chacos the other day.

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if you're talking about the crimp above the bolt, you don't even use that. he's going for a chickenhead right now, and then you go out onto an arete and get that next bolt. that route is so good!

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5 out of 5 stars haha...the comments are worth coming back to. what's up with the slippery slope, "this goes on, trad goes to hell," arguments? you guys are watching too much Fox News or something.

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oh, grayhghost, I see where the deepwater solo comment came from. kind of trippy to look at it that way. you probably figured it out when you didn't see the climber in the reflection! vampire?

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"yes, my child, ascend. soon you'll find yourself closer to thee...umm...I mean, me."

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way to sew it up, dude!

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rockin' to the oldies you've never heard before. presumptuous little twats! looks like a good climb though. sweet deadpoint looking move.

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what "caunt" he do? he's certainly developed many classics at Castle Rock. where else has he been?

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yeah, you could have said "my rack is solid" and got "what dude?!! that's nothin'!" but, yeah, I'm still a few pieces away from acquiring what you have
. how are the rockcentrics?

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yeah, you could have said "my rack is solid" and got "what dude?!! that's nothin'!" but, yeah, I'm still a few pieces away from acquiring what you have
. how are the rockcentrics?

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yeah, you could have said "my rack is solid" and got "what dude?!! that's nothin'!" but, yeah, I'm still a few pieces away from acquiring what you have
. how are the rockcentrics?

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who is the tool that doesn't know anything about owens? believe me, when you're hiking out of the gorge at the end of the day, you're glad there's only draws in the pack.

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thanks, jerk! now everybody's climbing cacti. your profile pic had a lot to do with it too, so I hope you feel BAD! hahaha I actually like the pic.

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that's awesome your mom is climbing! was it her last climb, or is she addicted now?

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you gotta admit it's a pretty anatomical shot of the left leg though.

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or groped. and look, now she's soloing away from unwelcome harrassment.

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awesome. only thing is the climber should work some weights or something so he'd have a little more muscle definition. oh, wait a minute, I mean, thanks for the anatomy lesson, Said.

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sweet shot! I'm going to be living in AZ in the not-too-distant....nice looking crag.

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the frenetic, jagged arc of the crack gives movement to the picture while the climber's body makes its countervailing statement by slowing the moment and siezing balance.

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climbing while being photographed can be just as posed. I like that he's facing the camera and it draws attention to the fact it's an amazing view outside of climbing exploits.

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this photo just replaced the "super-hot chick bouldering in a bikini" photo as my computer background. I haven't changed teams. it's just THAT good.

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sigh..."claudianla"...that brings me back.

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the fact that climb isn't Geronimo can't be emphasized enough.

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Rattlesnakes need presents too!

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5 out of 5 stars Caughtinside = RC.Com's Sanjaya? Interesting...I never rate photos, but I gave you a 5 for chutzpah. If I was a chick, I'd totally try to get with Sanjaya. My dream is for Simon Cowell to critique somebody by saying, "That sounds SO American Idol."

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5 out of 5 stars hahaha, that is both the funniest and saddest self-comment I've ever seen, Dave. You trying to encourage the babes to let it out? Man, I gotta go there though. Beautiful.

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that climb is longer and much more fun that it looks from the base. the most quality 5.6 I've done yet.

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Hey! That little fucker bit my ballz!

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5 out of 5 stars *Scans sky for rescue helicopters. Or reason to live. Whichever comes first.*

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clip low instead of go a little higher for the bomb jam? it's a cool shot nonetheless. I like the older camalot with the oval biner combo.

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OMG!!! SIDESHOW BOB!!! FRONT PAGE!!! HANDSOME!!! DRUNK!!! PEACE SIGN!!! NUMBER EIGHT!!!

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3 out of 5 stars ^^^To throb: I've actually been to the area and the water level varies if that changes your excessive bolting argument. No biggie though. I haven't actually done the line or anything on Gutenberger Wall yet (I've haven't gone to CRG in a couple of years). It's the best pic I've seen of the route.

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5 out of 5 stars Chossmarmot wherez ghey shirt? Oh noes@!!!

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Dude, you didn't free the traverse? That traverse changed my life...so...good...Glad to see another picture of the one route though. It really can't be overstated that this is the best route ever. It would be hyperbole to state otherwise.

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5 out of 5 stars I've never seen a transition captured so beautifully. Bravo!

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5 out of 5 stars Bro! I don't know anybody capturing transitions like you out there.

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You see 20 feet of fun, I see 20 feet of beautifully captured transition. Keep it up people! I think we're seeing the documentation of an entirely new style of climbing photography being developed here.

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5 out of 5 stars Who refers to climbing as a "workout"? That said, it is an awesome picture that I'm sure his partner will frame and treasure.

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5 out of 5 stars vamos a escalar.

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suilenrock, you are a living joke.

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5 out of 5 stars What you can't get from the pic is the Jack Johnson playing in the background... The front desk is also out of range...

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5 out of 5 stars butthurt? this crap hurts my eyes! you guys are real juvenile getting your willies off putting tripe like this on the frontpage. I'm giving it 5 stars just so everybody can see what jerks you are.

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You seldom see transitions of this quality captured outside of the climbing gym.

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Nice! Teh momentum inspires me to motion.

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5 out of 5 stars Why dunt modz like my dad? He tries climz hard, but his funny face gets in the way.

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5 out of 5 stars haha, Clausti.

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5 out of 5 stars This is photo bomzing? Well, we aren't downgrading photos, are we? You guys need to re-work your photo functions. I bet the photo houndz would appreciate it.

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5 out of 5 stars Father?

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Did that guy just call you a wag bag, Epoch?

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Dude, that's my brah, Brady! Why you callin him a chick, photo duder?

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Zane! Bro-heim! It's me, Zeke!

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5 out of 5 stars Don't be fooled by his balloon condomz: hez knot heah to entahtain ewe!!!

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3 out of 5 stars I'll give it a three since the date/time indicates it was taken in March.

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5 out of 5 stars zombie attack!

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5 out of 5 stars At first, I was put off by the lack of momentum in this pic. But, as carbonrx8 pointed out, I noticed some blurriness in her eyes that showed the photog had focused on all the inner momentum going on within this young lady who likes to laugh. Masterful touch. 5 stars.

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5 out of 5 stars The motion, color, and moment make this great. The momentum is strong!

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It looks like Kapow is about to receive a golden shower from above.

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5 out of 5 stars Way to represent! You have a way of making Montucky shine... new wallpaper...

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Convenience draws for [s]pretty boi[/s] |\/| |_| |2 |=

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5 out of 5 stars Did he crap a hold onto the wall? Impressive...

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5 out of 5 stars I like how it looks like he's about to fall into the end of times. You don't get in that most pictures.

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*cries uncontrollably*

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Giveaway was a 5.9 when I climbed it. Fun climb. That bolted crack goes at 10B, as I recall. Pretty light rack!

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moses at the very least.

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5 out of 5 stars Ahhhh, Fruit Boot FTW. I thought you screwed up acronyming (not a verb) Front Page FTW. I will give this the 5 * even though that fuckwad HaggisDouche also has.

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5 out of 5 stars Oh noez, bro! Dunt m34tbomz teh taluz!

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5 out of 5 stars FUCK! Seeing what it takes to be an absolute bad ass, I realize that I don't. Good job.

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5 out of 5 stars You must be good looking cuz your so hard to see.

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5 out of 5 stars I almost can't believe he eventually fit the whole thing into his azz!!!111

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Heh. So, that's how booty is made. I always wondered. I always imagined it was elves in secret mountain factories...

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Super Slide?

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5 out of 5 stars Queer Eye for the Straight Climber - Belayers, always try to match your climber: it shows you have the dedication to catch their fall as well as an eye to good fashion sense.

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¬°El momentum!

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5 out of 5 stars Oh Jebus, that is a hole hell of a lawt of air borne Meat Bomz!!!1 It looks like an unwanted baby being flung away, attired in backward hatted douche ware and umbilicus still attached.

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5 out of 5 stars You know, I've seen the subject up close, and seeing the face would not make this a great pic.

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Actually, that looks more like "Wild Wind" to the left of "Sail Away".

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fun climb.

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No way! The dong finally flexed off?! I'm glad I got to grip it in its original condition. How is the climb and what does it go at now?

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hah. just ran into this pic title. I like it! that's a cool crux. I do it completely different than pictured above.

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this wasn't a "critique my anchor" pic, tpro. your critique is idiotic given that 1) it doesn't even look like rope drag in the pic, 2) you've never been on the climb to see what the real situation is, and 3) you just shot your creepy internet come-on to Lena in the foot.

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Crap! That truly is a sexy cam.